The church of the red chest

HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
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If someone has the time to read all this, it's hilarious:
http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
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Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    If someone has the time to read all this, it's hilarious:
    http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
    Brilliant - have not laughed so much in ages.
    Favourite bit is when his friend Minnie Mowse dies and he runs off to join a travelling circus.
    Great find well done -{
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    Bondtoys wrote:
    If someone has the time to read all this, it's hilarious:
    http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
    Brilliant - have not laughed so much in ages.
    Favourite bit is when his friend Minnie Mowse dies and he runs off to join a travelling circus.
    Great find well done -{

    Bond toys you are the king, what a great laugh ive had, how you kept this going
    on for so long is amazing ,I bow down to your magnificence, these people are
    thick as pigs SH*t and how they think we will fall for such a scam is beyond me
    ive had similar e-mails sent to me at Canary wharf quoting all praise the glorious Jonathan
    he is the prime minister apparently (dick heads all of them) fellow Bond readers I urge you to take time and
    read this truly magnificent work of art,By the way how is ANNETTE KURTAIN doing. I hope she is well :)) :)) :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    This warning came too late for me, I've just sent of $500 to the Prince !

    Very funny stuff. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    That's hysterical, when he posted photos of the circus troop I was nearly crying with laughter! :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    always shaken wrote:
    Bond toys you are the king, what a great laugh ive had, how you kept this going
    on for so long is amazing ,I bow down to your magnificence, ....

    Unfortunately, I don't deserve the credits.
    It's the maker of the 419eater.com
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Although its a long winded read, I was chuckling away. The pic of joe with his tit painted red is my favourite part :))

    My only query is ain't it a bit unwise to be giving your address out to these scammers?
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    If you read the "scammer baiting tips and hints", it's advised to use another address so I guess, that he was using a P.O box or such.
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Although its a long winded read, I was chuckling away. The pic of joe with his tit painted red is my favourite part :))

    Maybe we should get some newly-registered members here to do the same? :v
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,756Chief of Staff
    A great read...very funny.... :))
    YNWA 97
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    Although its a long winded read, I was chuckling away. The pic of joe with his tit painted red is my favourite part :))

    Maybe we should get some newly-registered members here to do the same? :v

    What do you suggest BT? A three inch scar showing vertically down their (sunburned) right cheeks? :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    well, the red 9 on the chest will do for most female members :D

    For the blokes, it should be something really embarassing - such as meeting Granny Miles in a pub and stay for at least 3 pints with him and all his boring stories {[]
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    well, the red 9 on the chest will do for most female members :D

    For the blokes, it should be something really embarassing - such as meeting Granny Miles in a pub and stay for at least 3 pints with him and all his boring stories {[]

    Oh great all seeing knowledgable superior one, a great mutual friend and I have a dilemma. Your initiation plan involving granny miles sounds far greater than any other scheme I've ever heard, but alas, I and our mutual friend have 2 major issues with it, namely;

    1) a pint glass is too big for my inferior hands to grasp and
    2) 3 pints of anything, including water would put our mutual mate in orbit.

    Oh great Bondtoys, master of all that is great, how can we partake in your initiation ceremony?!
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:

    1) a pint glass is too big for my inferior hands to grasp and

    Not only your hand :D
    I've been told that even compared to your body height ( or is it better lowth?) you have an undersized tank :v so a lot of toilet breaks :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    minigeff wrote:

    1) a pint glass is too big for my inferior hands to grasp and

    Not only your hand :D
    I've been told that even compared to your body height ( or is it better lowth?) you have an undersized tank :v so a lot of toilet breaks :D

    I could just take a few spare bags with me :#
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,756Chief of Staff
    Bondtoys wrote:
    well, the red 9 on the chest will do for most female members :D

    For the blokes, it should be something really embarassing - such as meeting Granny Miles in a pub and stay for at least 3 pints with him and all his boring stories {[]

    Sounds good to me - as long as you pay for the drinks :D

    Bondtots.....I look forward to receiving your picture then :p
    YNWA 97
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    edited June 2013
    8-) Sir Miles, I have been talking about new and female members 8-)
    :D I know that everything looks young and "new" compared to your age, but .... ;)

    They don't call you Granny for nothing :))
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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:

    Sounds good to me - as long as you pay for the drinks :D

    Pffft! fat chance. They don't call him Mr Short-Arms-Deep-Pockets for nothing.
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    8-) Sir Miles, I have been talking about new and female members 8-)

    forgive me oh great superior master, but aren't we being a little naive? :#
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,756Chief of Staff
    Bondtoys wrote:
    8-) Sir Miles, I have been talking about new and female members 8-)

    I know...but you HALF qualify :p

    I just think you are being cheeky so you will be put over Granny's knee again :v
    YNWA 97
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Bondtoys wrote:
    well, the red 9 on the chest will do for most female members :D

    For the blokes, it should be something really embarassing - such as meeting Granny Miles in a pub and stay for at least 3 pints with him and all his boring stories {[]

    Oh great all seeing knowledgable superior one, a great mutual friend and I have a dilemma. Your initiation plan involving granny miles sounds far greater than any other scheme I've ever heard, but alas, I and our mutual friend have 2 major issues with it, namely;

    1) a pint glass is too big for my inferior hands to grasp and
    2) 3 pints of anything, including water would put our mutual mate in orbit.

    Oh great Bondtoys, master of all that is great, how can we partake in your initiation ceremony?!

    No I aint drawing a 9 on my b@lls :D
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,756Chief of Staff
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    No I aint drawing a 9 on my b@lls :D

    Is that why you've sent me the red crayon - to draw it on for you ? :D
    YNWA 97
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    No I aint drawing a 9 on my b@lls :D

    Is that why you've sent me the red crayon - to draw it on for you ? :D

    Can you do me a favour?

    Stick a 9 on the right one and a 6 on the left :D
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    So you wont know if you're coming or going ? :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,756Chief of Staff
    minigeff wrote:
    Sir Miles wrote:
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    No I aint drawing a 9 on my b@lls :D

    Is that why you've sent me the red crayon - to draw it on for you ? :D

    Can you do me a favour?

    Stick a 9 on the right one and a 6 on the left :D

    Yeah, sure...you gonna hold them steady as usual ? :D
    YNWA 97
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    Sir Miles wrote:

    Is that why you've sent me the red crayon - to draw it on for you ? :D

    Can you do me a favour?

    Stick a 9 on the right one and a 6 on the left :D

    Yeah, sure...you gonna hold them steady as usual ? :D

    No can do this time buddy, I've mislaid my mole grips...
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    No I aint drawing a 9 on my b@lls :D

    Is that why you've sent me the red crayon - to draw it on for you ? :D

    That wasn't a crayon Milly old boy, that was my lippy ;%
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    You might be able to get your nuts in a mole grip, you gonna need a jcb for mine :D
    minigeff wrote:
    Sir Miles wrote:
    minigeff wrote:

    Can you do me a favour?

    Stick a 9 on the right one and a 6 on the left :D

    Yeah, sure...you gonna hold them steady as usual ? :D

    No can do this time buddy, I've mislaid my mole grips...
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    You might be able to get your nuts in a mole grip, you gonna need a jcb for mine :D
    minigeff wrote:
    Sir Miles wrote:

    Yeah, sure...you gonna hold them steady as usual ? :D

    No can do this time buddy, I've mislaid my mole grips...

    This do?

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    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,756Chief of Staff
    minigeff wrote:
    Sir Miles wrote:
    minigeff wrote:

    Can you do me a favour?

    Stick a 9 on the right one and a 6 on the left :D

    Yeah, sure...you gonna hold them steady as usual ? :D

    No can do this time buddy, I've mislaid my mole grips...

    But I thought you and your small hands were perfect for the job B-)
    YNWA 97
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    Sir Miles wrote:

    Yeah, sure...you gonna hold them steady as usual ? :D

    No can do this time buddy, I've mislaid my mole grips...

    But I thought you and your small hands were perfect for the job B-)

    My small hands are good for getting inside small places, not grabbing spike's Betty Swollocks.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
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