aaaarrrghh the bread roll

always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
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Went to a big wedding the other day 100+ guests
am I the only one who eats their bread roll correctly?
every one seems to cut theirs in half and butters it (as if to make a sandwich)
I just want to stab them in the hand, aaarrrgh :#
By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :) so long as I can get the food to my mouth, I'm happy. :))
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,443Chief of Staff
    always shaken wrote:
    Went to a big wedding the other day 100+ guests
    am I the only one who eats their bread roll correctly?
    every one seems to cut theirs in half and butters it (as if to make a sandwich)
    I just want to stab them in the hand, aaarrrgh :#

    There is no 'right' or 'wrong' way to eat...just people being snobs :D

    As long as you manage to eat it....its fine.
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Makes no difference how you eat it, all comes out the same colour.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Except after a night drinking Guinness. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,901Chief of Staff
    Um, so what is the "right" way to butter a roll? That's the way I've always done it. Then again, it could be an American thing, such as switching the fork from left to right--something I'm actually trying to stop, since I think it makes more sense to keep the fork in the left hand. It's hell trying to eat peas this way, though. . .
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,517Chief of Staff
    Technically one ( :007) ) is supposed to break off a small piece of the roll, butter it, eat it, then repeat the process.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    As far as the peas are concerned, I just pick the plate up and tip the little bastards in, either that or mush the buggers up then shovel em home.

    The breads a waste of time and buggers up your guts for the main course, it's better used to chuck at the snobs or get the waiter's attention.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote :
    Technically one ( :007) ) is supposed to break off a small piece of the roll, butter it, eat it, then repeat the process.

    Luckily I can get a roll in my mouth in one go, So no problem there. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    How small a piece are we talking here? Because maybe everybody else was just breaking one big piece off their roles, but to you it looked like they were breaking them in half.

    8-)
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,636MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    As far as the peas are concerned, I just pick the plate up and tip the little bastards in, either that or mush the buggers up then shovel em home.

    I eat my peas with honey
    I've done it all my life
    It makes the peas taste funny
    But it keeps them on the knife
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    edited July 2013
    Domino makes a practical (if lyrical!) point.

    I tend to use sauces to "glue" peas, corn, beans etc. together, unless the are in their own sauce like baked beans or lentils.

    Re the bread rolls - small ones I cut into them and splurge a small about of marge in. Large ones I rip in half. - At a do involving a meal it also depends how much soup is served as the starter.

    The trick is to not make a mess! :v
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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,504MI6 Agent
    I agree with always shaken. It's a shame that British etiquette is being eroded, it's something to be proud of. Now all you lot know how it should be done, go forth and be ambassadors for a very Bondian thing.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I only know how to properly eat sausages :#
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    I only know how to properly eat sausages :#

    Gargle?
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thank you ASP 9MM, and to you also barbell,wasnt trying to be a roll snob (much) 8-)
    but just trying to share my knowledge (all be it limited) on this small minefield,
    as we are all trying our best to emulate our hero ,it would be a shame to say roll up at your fave
    restaurant in your best Tom Ford accessorised out fit ,sporting the latest Omega ,ordering
    your vodka martini just so, only to ruin it ,cutting your bread roll in half ,like a prem league football star :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    I only know how to properly eat sausages :#


    But do you spit or swallow :D :v
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,504MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Bondtoys wrote:
    I only know how to properly eat sausages :#


    But do you spit or swallow :D :v

    He deepthroats them.
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Bondtoys wrote:
    I only know how to properly eat sausages :#

    Gargle?

    He must swallow after, he seems to eat anything :D
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I was talking about real barbequed german sausages - BRATWURST - you sexually overcharged brit perverts :v
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    I was talking about real barbequed german sausages - BRATWURST - you sexually overcharged brit perverts :v

    hmmm Bratwurst, now your talking :x
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Dont tell him that, he carries his own all over the world you know, in his refrigerated ruck sack :D
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    That leaves the question, - prick with a fork, or just bite the end off?

    Here's my formal dining tip - Excessive amounts of cutlery for big scale sit down events. - "Start from the outside, work your way in."
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    I was talking about real barbequed german sausages - BRATWURST - you sexually overcharged brit perverts :v

    Us overcharged?!
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    Oh yeah, see ya point.
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    young Markus was absolutely fascinated by the roundness and firmness of them. They really were an interesting pair of beetles he'd found.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    gott im himmel
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,443Chief of Staff
    Thunderbird 2 wrote:
    That leaves the question, - prick with a fork....

    Yes, he is :D
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,517Chief of Staff
    Ein wunderkind, unsere Markus.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    edited July 2013
    :v you bet! Junior Markus started very early:

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    challenge for the mods :D delete or not :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You must of felt a right tit in that photo. :p
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :D I can assure you that I have learnt very early to deal with such feelings :D

    ... and am still enjoying them :D
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    You must of felt a right tit in that photo. :p

    looks like the left to me.
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