Nutters On Public Transport...

Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
OK, I had this unfortunate incident today that has really confused and upset me, and if I see this guy again I may inform the authorities about him (or lodge a formal complaint to the bus company).

When the bus journey I took today was nearly over, this swarthy, dishevelled looking guy was sitting in front of me and then turned round, demanding to stop looking at me or he'd cut off my ears. I cannot recall intentionally looking at him and was just daydreaming with smartphone earphones on. Essentially random and unprovoked. It's a cliché for mentally unsound people saying 'What 'd yer think yer lookin' at!' to strangers who supposedly gave them a "funny" look. Looking into his unpleasant eyes and hearing his eerily calm voice, he seemed either drunk or not taking his medication.

Other passengers noticed the incident and one helpful lady said that the bloke, a relatively recent immigrant local, had gained a reputation already for starting on strangers almost at random. I think buses removing the need for bus conductors may have been a mistake and recently a teenaged girl was killed by an unsupervised mental patient for no reason.
'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'

Comments

  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Oh no, hang on, wrong thread...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    Shatner, do you have the details of when this happened and the bus number? You can report it to both the bus company and the police. If the bus has CCTV, they can try to pin down the character.
    Public transport standards give train and bus drivers to refuse passengers passage if they engage in threatening behavior, to themselves, or their passengers. (My Dad was a part time bus driver for years.)

    No one should have to face that sort of thing when puttering from A to B!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    The bloke was probably depressed at having alighted at Bristol.

    They left on the Mayflower for a reason, y'know...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I agree with Thinderbird 2, I'd report it. A friendly nutter is one thing .........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    You talkin' to me, Thunderpussy? :D
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Just like Jasper Carrott, I've met a few nutters so far all a little odd but harmless.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • esseUKesseUK EnglandPosts: 53MI6 Agent
    Yes you should report him, and lets hope they throw the book at him, we should stand up to these yobs :v
    "It's time to get out"
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    There's a bloke round my way, 5'7" ish, bald, stocky frame (sounding familiar anyone?) who takes great pleasure in hitching up his floral dress to reveal a stunningly high polished pair of......

    doc martins, while proceeding to ahem.... 'Self pleasure' himself whilst sitting across the road from the city pig station.

    Takes all sorts.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,504MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    There's a bloke round my way, 5'7" ish, bald, stocky frame (sounding familiar anyone?) who takes great pleasure in hitching up his floral dress to reveal a stunningly high polished pair of......

    doc martins, while proceeding to ahem.... 'Self pleasure' himself whilst sitting across the road from the city pig station.

    Takes all sorts.

    Oh yeah, he's well known. 'Sticky' Spike we call him due to his right handed shufflings.
    ..................Asp9mmSIG-1-2.jpg...............
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Sounds like a right W@nker :D
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Think it was the left actually, I'll dig the photos out and check.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Hey, next time come over and say Hello, guys. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I will if I've got my safety specs on.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    There's a bloke round my way, 5'7" ish, bald, stocky frame (sounding familiar anyone?) who takes great pleasure in hitching up his floral dress to reveal a stunningly high polished pair of......

    doc martins, while proceeding to ahem.... 'Self pleasure' himself whilst sitting across the road from the city pig station.

    Takes all sorts.

    Next time, invite him to join AJB to meet some really strange people :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    There's a bloke round my way, 5'7" ish, bald, stocky frame (sounding familiar anyone?) who takes great pleasure in hitching up his floral dress to reveal a stunningly high polished pair of......

    doc martins, while proceeding to ahem.... 'Self pleasure' himself whilst sitting across the road from the city pig station.

    Takes all sorts.

    Sounds like danjaq_off.

    No wait a minute, his balls ain't be polished :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    There's a bloke round my way, 5'7" ish, bald, stocky frame (sounding familiar anyone?) who takes great pleasure in hitching up his floral dress to reveal a stunningly high polished pair of......

    doc martins, while proceeding to ahem.... 'Self pleasure' himself whilst sitting across the road from the city pig station.

    Takes all sorts.

    Really, some people are the absolute limit.

    Floral is so passé. :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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