Competition time!! Comedy Bond Moments
minigeff
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Hello boys n girls, thought things are getting a bit stale and turning into a cloths shop so it's time for another adventure and action packed competition!!
First up then is the pwizes!
Up for grabs are 10 freshly printed and pristine condition medical reports from everyone's favourite Bond film; Die Another Day. The report features such nonsense as 'parabuthus/death stalker', grammatical errors like 'This ampoules are enclosed...' plus mathematical errors where percentages don't add up to 100, and alpha radiation spelt 'alfa'.......
Accompanying the utter codcrap report is a pretty piccy of a real parabuthus scorpion!!
You could admire the report from afar (in the dark it looks even better), leave it as a practical joke so the wife thinks your carking it, or show it to your employer for some extra days off! The possibilities are endless!!
The report, including all its mess ups, has been faithfully reproduced from an 'original' made for the film, so don't blame me if it makes no sense at all! It's all eon's fault!
So what do you need to do to win one of these? Simples;
Find an UNINTENTIONAL comical screenshot from any of the bond films. CR'67 and NSNA are out as they're both ****.
Post your entry in this thread, you can do a proper screenshot or if you're not equipped to, you can take a pic of the tv.
If the posting of screen grab pics is too naughty for AJB then post a link to your image instead.
For example, Connery's db5 gurn;
Or my personal favourite, Brosnan's unhappy clown face;
There's no limit to how many entries you can submit, but the prizes are limited to 1 per winner.
Entries in by the 09/09/2013, myself, danjaq_0ff and granny miles are judging and whoever wins will receive their prize within about 5 years after the closing date.
Good look kids!
First up then is the pwizes!
Up for grabs are 10 freshly printed and pristine condition medical reports from everyone's favourite Bond film; Die Another Day. The report features such nonsense as 'parabuthus/death stalker', grammatical errors like 'This ampoules are enclosed...' plus mathematical errors where percentages don't add up to 100, and alpha radiation spelt 'alfa'.......
Accompanying the utter codcrap report is a pretty piccy of a real parabuthus scorpion!!
You could admire the report from afar (in the dark it looks even better), leave it as a practical joke so the wife thinks your carking it, or show it to your employer for some extra days off! The possibilities are endless!!
The report, including all its mess ups, has been faithfully reproduced from an 'original' made for the film, so don't blame me if it makes no sense at all! It's all eon's fault!
So what do you need to do to win one of these? Simples;
Find an UNINTENTIONAL comical screenshot from any of the bond films. CR'67 and NSNA are out as they're both ****.
Post your entry in this thread, you can do a proper screenshot or if you're not equipped to, you can take a pic of the tv.
If the posting of screen grab pics is too naughty for AJB then post a link to your image instead.
For example, Connery's db5 gurn;
Or my personal favourite, Brosnan's unhappy clown face;
There's no limit to how many entries you can submit, but the prizes are limited to 1 per winner.
Entries in by the 09/09/2013, myself, danjaq_0ff and granny miles are judging and whoever wins will receive their prize within about 5 years after the closing date.
Good look kids!
'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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Well done MG
Will start my DVD Bondathon tonight.
Doh! just re-read thread
I wondered where your avatar was from MG. "very talented girl"
" I don't listen to hip hop!"
I wouldn't dare caption this one...
She tosses one off.
Those ears and hair, sorry ...
"After a hard night drinking, Bond feels a hurl coming on...."
Remember pleasure? no, well clearly Bond is experiencing pain by the look of horror on his face or has Mayday's thrust put his back out?
BCW completely missed the point but at least he tried so he gets a prize.
The Mantis, Donk, and Rob also get prizes too.
I'd just like to take the opportunity to say thank you for all the effort the many entrants put in to really make this work, I had at least 45secs of laughter going through all the pics and even weed myself at one point (the bag was full).
If the entrants/winners can be arsed to email me their addresses then I'll send out the prizes as soon as I can.
Ciao for now.
MG -{
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I found that contest a BRILLIANT! (and I really mean it!) idea.
I am a bit surprised by the low response (I guess that you are as well.....) but you set the bar pretty high with your initial pics.
The best pic imo, you have posted in another thread: Brosnan shooting an MP with closed eyes and hoping for the best.
I had some chuckles here, thanks! -{
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Thanks for the kind words mate -{
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Yes! There must be something similar from good ol Rog existing....
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
And it is great to see that people are prepared to put something back into AJB -{
Well it was worth a punt I guess, just thought I'd try and keep things going on the prop front to keep that side of things alive.... c'est la vie, maybe this comp will be revived sometime in the future...
You mean the bin?
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