If You Had To Become A Bond Villain............

Oni AlexanderOni Alexander Baltimore, USAPosts: 9MI6 Agent
Hi Guys,

I am new here so please if this question has been asked before, just direct me to the page. :)

If not, I have a question. If you had to choose to become a Bond villain in real life, which one of them would you choose to become? Whose assets would you want to own? Whose skills would you love to possess? Whose scope of influence would you like to have?

I personally would choose to be Le Chiffre. I could definitely do with his math and poker skills. I d make millions in Las Vegas.

What about you?

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I would like to Be Scaramanga as he charges a million a shot and as a Photographer,I'd
    Like to be earning that kind of money. :))
    He also has a cool Island, ( Nice for all those bikini photoshoots, Some say I shouldn't wear them, but whatever ) :D
    He runs his own Business ( Same here ). He's suave,debonaire and full of animal magnetism, and I like to think
    that I am too, ( I'm not, I just like to think it ). :# and you could get the chance to become a Sith Lord in a few
    years time. :))
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I would like to be Blofeld in OHMS ,obviously very rich ,living in a remote alpine hideaway,
    and being surrounded by all those lovely girls , and you get to look like Telly Savalas
    job done
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • kobikobi Posts: 2MI6 Agent
    Anyone but Jaws!
  • Oni AlexanderOni Alexander Baltimore, USAPosts: 9MI6 Agent
    kobi wrote:
    Anyone but Jaws!

    Oh, I guess you wouldn't mind being Nick Nack then. :))
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,868Chief of Staff
    Carver , from TND.
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Franz Sanchez - because Lupe Lamora was his woman! :007)
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,868Chief of Staff
    Franz Sanchez - because Lupe Lamora was his woman! :007)

    Now there's logic! :)

    (Although my all-time fave Bond girl is Fiona from TB)

    (or maybe Helga from YOLT...)
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Drax for me. My own fleet of Space Shuttles, and Earth orbiting space station? Marvelous.

    Though I actually WOULD try to further mans exploration of Space with such technology. Perhaps help fund a lunar colony project?
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I'm trying to think of which Bond villain best matches my personality of short-arsed grumpy git.

    Nic-Nac perhaps, or Oddjob?
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    I'm trying to think of which Bond villain best matches my personality of short-arsed grumpy git.

    Nic-Nac perhaps, or Oddjob?

    :)) don't put yourself down MG, the day a Bond villain is a talented man , a loving father who does his best
    to provide for his baby girl ,and is a all round good bloke ,you can apply :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sorry guys but I'm a diabetic and can't take all this sweetness. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • SilverRocSilverRoc Denver, COPosts: 3MI6 Agent
    I'd have to be Drax, who wouldn't want to be able to cruse around in space?
    Fallen leaves realize they are no friend of autumn
    The view from Hell is blue sky
    So ominously blue.
    I daydream until all the blue is gone
  • StawazStawaz CanadaPosts: 101MI6 Agent
    I'd probably want to become Blofeld or Dr No, or maybe Carver, since he as so much fun with it. Although, if I could just be any villain, not from any one Bond movie, I'd probably choose Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds. Great villain!
  • Bond lifeBond life Posts: 57MI6 Agent
    I think I would go for Dr Bo because people are frightened of him and I mean look at the man he has his life sorted out
  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    Welcome to AJB! Hmm... this is a tough question. Personally, I would have to say Kamal Khan. Coming from royalty and extreme wealth, he lives a perfect social life and, unlike plenty of villains, he is not cooped up in a lair somewhere. I feel like Stromberg and Silva would get lonely after a while!
    "Better luck next time... slugheads!"

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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Bond life wrote:
    I think I would go for Dr Bo because people are frightened of him and I mean look at the man he has his life sorted out

    Isn't that the one with the plot to use genetically modified sheep and alpacas that grow toxic fleece? Plan to blackmail world leaders by polluting the wool stock? Oh yes! For Ewe's Eyes at 30 degrees Only. :D

    Wasn't sure about the henchman Peeping Tom with the killer crook.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Get the Flock outta here " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ManxmanManxman Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Having been a politician myself, I wouldn't mind being Dr Kananga. He's the prime minister of a Caribbean island with beautiful scenery and lovely weather, and has a virginal Jane Seymour on hand as well as an affable best friend in Tee Hee. Also, when he gets bored with responding to letters from constituents, he can jet off and play gangster as Mr Big, which is something I was never able to do.
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