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hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
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Eddie! What actually IS caviar?
Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

" I don't listen to hip hop!"
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I dunno, but when it comes to cooking there's only me and keith floyd left!
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You're asking me about my sausage?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Yeah! You know what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!"
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    I am still sexy, thank god for me!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No I will NOT! You sad pervy! We've got a dead body in the house and your first idea is to sexually assault it!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    I'm just going to undo your zip. It's nothing sexy, it's actually quite good for you so you just lie back and relax
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ew, I nearly kissed you on the knob then.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Okey dokey, Richie...
    YNWA 97
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    hello and good morning. Should traffic wardens be armed in the stu...
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    All right, all right! Take it easy you bitch!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Ok Eddie, you've asked for this !
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    eah, well you hardly helped, did you? Stuffing a Vimto bottle down the front of your pants and shouting "Woohoo, looking for the Eiffel Tower girls?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Foxy stoat! On the prowl! RRRRRRRRRRRR!!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Let's just be economical with the truth, errrm, something, buck, yeah hot young buck.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    gas man! gas man! GAS MAN!!!!
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    One thing's for sure...when Cliff Richard wrote Wired for Sound, NO WAY was he sitting on a clean lavatory!
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Oh look...its a little mouse.
    YNWA 97
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    I hope you're satisfied, Thatcher!
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Eddie! Tony Blair is a man !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    QUIET! Spectacles! Spectacles back on! Now calm down about Tony Blair!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Oi, stop having a wet dream you little pervy!
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Provocative bastard.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Oh look! they're ramraiding the off licence! bless them They're too young to know aren't they
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Okay. Une, Due, trois and Achtungh!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Ah..there goes the bell...I'll get it...
    YNWA 97
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    That's just typical of you Vyvyan. The house is under fifty feet of water and what do you do? Build a submarine.
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I always knew I was different from the other people.... THAT'S WHY I NEVER GOT A SHAAAAAAG!!
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Where's that sherry?
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    How do you know about that.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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