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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog...
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, well, why do they call you Hedgehog?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    PHEEB! one boiled egg!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Edward Hitler....I'm going to give you a ruddy good thrashing !
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well it wasn't my fault I got so terribly ill I had to order you to cancel your birthday party
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Blimey! When they said "female" i didn't expect the term to be so broad!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Is that a canoe in my pants...or am I just pleased to see you ? Woof !
    YNWA 97
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, if they do, do a poo, put it in a cornish stew, into the ambulance dring dring dring, i saw an elephant in peking, tiddle diddle dee, diddle tiddle dee, daddys an accountant just like me, night night god bless!
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    We did everything....At one stage she even took her bra off!
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    But you can't come back as a bra! That's just stupid! You have to come back as something organic.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Marrow, Meringue, Boomerang, Long, blue boomerang..
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    How about a game of chess ?
    YNWA 97
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    I know a joke about that one. Listen, pay attention everyone: ‘I told you a million times: do not exaggerate!
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    OOONE!! everyone has to give me all their money, TWOOO all the girls in the world have to take their tops down now, NOW! THREE no one is ever allowed to hit me again in my whole LIFE!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but I'm not totally stupid. I've got the kind of feeling you'd rather we hadn't come
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Der Ritchayyy,i am in the pube with the holiday monkey. Run! Run! Run! Poor sad git!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ok chums, let's doooooo it. As the bishop said to the netball team.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Write down "I'm sorry I'm a ****" ten times...

    The word twonk may have been 'changed' :D
    YNWA 97
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Write down "I'm sorry I'm a ****" ten times...

    The word twonk may have been 'changed' :D

    Just replace a letter with @.

    "No one will ever know" :D
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Hey, girls - look at my machinery
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • DangerMouseDangerMouse Benfleet, EssexPosts: 235MI6 Agent
    The first thing to remember is: Always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    You don't....kiss.....ALAN!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    And always remember - if you want something, take it! Bobby
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Ok, all you birds line up for a birthday snog !
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Right! Let's dig out your best booze and talk about me till the car comes.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • DangerMouseDangerMouse Benfleet, EssexPosts: 235MI6 Agent
    Now you listen here, Buster. You're just a door. I'm Rik Mayall. Now close!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Hello...I'm Kevin Turvey..
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. And I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my *face*! Hello? Cancel the state funeral, tell the king to stop blubbing, Flash is not dead! I simply ran out of juice! And before five hundred girls all go 'oh, what's the point in living any more?' I'm talking about petrol! Woof! Send someone along to pick me up. General Melchett's driver will do, she hangs round with a big knob so she'll be used to a fellow like me. Woof
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    We are the Dangerous brothers...
    YNWA 97
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