"James Bond will not return. Last one. Good night, now."
James Bond will not return. The World Has Had Enough.
Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
Well Bond , with regards to the Aston ,its going to need 2 new doors , new glass all round off side front and rear wings, rear valance ,
4 new tyres ,4 new alloys , a full respray ,ect ect ect , now that's going to come out of your monthly salary for the next 5 years .
Well Bond , with regards to the Aston ,its going to need 2 new doors , new glass all round off side front and rear wings, rear valance ,
4 new tyres ,4 new alloys , a full respray ,ect ect ect , now that's going to come out of your monthly salary for the next 5 years .
....Which isn't to much to start with since you are paying child support for your 17 kids.
"Bond just a quick word on your last mission report "
"Yes Sir ?"
" You ice skated across a lake chased by Russian troops as they
fired explosives. Using a piton gun to shoot a helicopter pilot, his
falling body, pulling you up to replace him in the cockpit. You then
flew it through a hanger, barrel rolling it through, the closing doors,
as you evaded a mig fighter. Before parachuting into a private swimming
pool in a near by villa, to have some sexy times with a couple of French
twins "
" So ?"
" I'm sending you for a bloody drug check !"
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
"I'm afraid we have to skip the sex."
"That's it? Push a button and I've beat the villain? No big action set piece?"
"Thank you for saving me James, but I'm afraid I have a boyfriend."
"Well, I was kind of hoping you'd be a woman, you know for me to save and s**g, but oh well."
"I'm sorry James, but I'm into women".
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"James Bond will not return. Last one. Good night, now."
James Bond will not return. The World Has Had Enough.
Well Bond , with regards to the Aston ,its going to need 2 new doors , new glass all round off side front and rear wings, rear valance ,
4 new tyres ,4 new alloys , a full respray ,ect ect ect , now that's going to come out of your monthly salary for the next 5 years .
....Which isn't to much to start with since you are paying child support for your 17 kids.
Haha... I like that one better.
How about "James Bond Will Return in Die Another Day 2: Judgement Day"
"James, when I said I wanted to see a picture of the head, I was talking about the boss of SPECTRE!"
"Yes Sir ?"
" You ice skated across a lake chased by Russian troops as they
fired explosives. Using a piton gun to shoot a helicopter pilot, his
falling body, pulling you up to replace him in the cockpit. You then
flew it through a hanger, barrel rolling it through, the closing doors,
as you evaded a mig fighter. Before parachuting into a private swimming
pool in a near by villa, to have some sexy times with a couple of French
twins "
" So ?"
" I'm sending you for a bloody drug check !"
"That's it? Push a button and I've beat the villain? No big action set piece?"
"Thank you for saving me James, but I'm afraid I have a boyfriend."
"Well, I was kind of hoping you'd be a woman, you know for me to save and s**g, but oh well."
"I'm sorry James, but I'm into women".
" Anything James"
" Could you tape, Call the midwife, for me "
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming