New from the SBS, novelty Dept. Comes the AJB-nav !
Do you want to drive like Bond...Programmed for excitement, it will automatically take you down
Narrow alleys, giving you the chance to put your car up on two wheels...
Is there an optional extra for entering a narrow alley on the right-hand two wheels and emerging from the other end on the left-hand two wheels?
Congratulations {[] CHB, I'm picturing you in Tuxedo, going all in, as your
Opponent weeps blood ) ( Don't spoil my illusion )
Babycham is still made ( although I haven't seen any in years )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Morning Barman, good lord, what are all those drunken baby reindeer dressed in blue bows doing, passed out on the lawn of the S&BS? I had to step over them on the way in before I woke up Barbel.
Well the first of December so Christmas is upon us, drinking season, can I have a snowball please?
{[] Yes, time to start playing the Christmas songs, wearing silly jumpers
With the sound of ice cubes tinkling in glasses all over the place. getting
Dragged round shopping centres ( thankfully having several Bond films and
books, downloaded to my phone ) means I can while away the hours hanging
around outside ladies changing rooms. To be asked my opinion on this dress
compared to that one. Even when I've pointed out, that I like her best when she
has no dress on at all ! )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Since it's the first of December I found a modest Christmas tree in my father's forrest. I had promised to give one for SABS, so I cut it down With my trusty chain saw and drove it here
But to my surprise there is a Christmas tree of sorts here already ...
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Pussy, I have planted No 24's lovely Christmas tree in the beer garden. Should attract attention for quite a distance with the lights and he left the roots on! Thank you No 24, it can stay there permanently. Always nice to plant a tree and let it grow! (Within reason.)
What happened to all the cat tonic I was storing in those babycham bottles? I was making a batch for the vet after his recent assistance.
Lady Rose, I have moved your advino callender next to Holly's basket. It won't be mistaken for Pussy's plonk collection or the cellar stock that way by us, and the cat knows to only let us and you near them. Salute! (Holds up a glass of Jameson's.)
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
I was shocked to hear Number24 say he had some " Wood" for me.
Luckily it turned out to be the Christmas tree. Although TB2, I have to
admire your baubles, they definitely look well hung.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Not my first time dressing the tree.
If you look carefully, I took six Goldeneye Keys and wired them together to create the six pointed star at the top!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
) Nice touch. I've placed two baubles close together, with a knotted
rope beside them to brig back memories of CR.
I wonder if there are any other suggestions for Bond decorations ?
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Morning all, I'm just recovering from hearing about Number 24's "Norwegian Wood" from TP, must say I'm quite traumatised.
Perhaps we could have several small "Angels of Death" hanging from the branches of the tree? And we'd absolutely must have a small reindeer (well, stag) on a plinth looking like this:
Nice, -{
I was thinking that we could change the words of "Skyfall", to a more
Christmas vibe.... " Let the snow fall, let the carolers call, we'll face them all
together "
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
) ) )
in a Blue Peter sort of tip. ..... open a box of Quality Street ( aren't they getting smaller)
Take out all the Gold coloured chocolate fingers, hang them on the tree then they can
be your .... Goldfingers.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
What happens on thr river bank stays on...... )
long ago I was into course fishing ( I'm very working class, even had a whippet ) and
my wife was almost sick, when I told her that in winter to get the maggots a bit more
active, I'd pop one between my lips, before placing it on the hook. she almost freaked
on learning that I'd keep a tub of maggots in the fridge, until needed.......... women really
are from Venus.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Comments
Is there an optional extra for entering a narrow alley on the right-hand two wheels and emerging from the other end on the left-hand two wheels?
Hey, landlord, where are you? Don't tell me you've gone home.
(Goes behind bar)
Aha....
(glug glug glug)
Have you got surveillance equipment in my house? Even the maid doesn't know where they are kept
We have five members constantly on it ( one only has one
eye, hence the name)
Good grief Barbel, how many bottles of Babycham can one man drink.
That one must be my ex-sister-in-law she was nicknamed Cyclops 8-)
Wow, what the hell was I drinking last night...? Babycham??!!! Oh Lord.
Anyway, I won 30k PHP (over 400 GBP) at poker last night so drinks all round to anyone in the bar at the moment -{
Opponent weeps blood
Babycham is still made ( although I haven't seen any in years )
Well the first of December so Christmas is upon us, drinking season, can I have a snowball please?
With the sound of ice cubes tinkling in glasses all over the place.
Dragged round shopping centres ( thankfully having several Bond films and
books, downloaded to my phone ) means I can while away the hours hanging
around outside ladies changing rooms. To be asked my opinion on this dress
compared to that one. Even when I've pointed out, that I like her best when she
has no dress on at all !
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But to my surprise there is a Christmas tree of sorts here already ...
I've just started on my Advent Calendar ...
What happened to all the cat tonic I was storing in those babycham bottles? I was making a batch for the vet after his recent assistance.
Lady Rose, I have moved your advino callender next to Holly's basket. It won't be mistaken for Pussy's plonk collection or the cellar stock that way by us, and the cat knows to only let us and you near them. Salute! (Holds up a glass of Jameson's.)
Luckily it turned out to be the Christmas tree. Although TB2, I have to
admire your baubles, they definitely look well hung.
If you look carefully, I took six Goldeneye Keys and wired them together to create the six pointed star at the top!
rope beside them to brig back memories of CR.
I wonder if there are any other suggestions for Bond decorations ?
Perhaps we could have several small "Angels of Death" hanging from the branches of the tree? And we'd absolutely must have a small reindeer (well, stag) on a plinth looking like this:
I was thinking that we could change the words of "Skyfall", to a more
Christmas vibe.... " Let the snow fall, let the carolers call, we'll face them all
together "
in a Blue Peter sort of tip. ..... open a box of Quality Street ( aren't they getting smaller)
Take out all the Gold coloured chocolate fingers, hang them on the tree then they can
be your .... Goldfingers.
I myself am partial to a fisherman's friend..........
Did you do that?
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
The fisherman's not very happy about it though
long ago I was into course fishing ( I'm very working class, even had a whippet ) and
my wife was almost sick, when I told her that in winter to get the maggots a bit more
active, I'd pop one between my lips, before placing it on the hook.
on learning that I'd keep a tub of maggots in the fridge, until needed.......... women really
are from Venus.