The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    I'm feeling festive but I'm going old school .....

    Can I have a snowball please? :)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    (goes outside to find snow)
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,851MI6 Agent
    Thankfully there is no snow here to find in NI so far this winter. :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Give it time SM, give it time :D on the first flake of snow ........

    ... Schools closed, Public transport stops, trains and planes cancelled !

    .... It's not like it happens every year ! ..... No wait, It Does ! :))
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  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,240MI6 Agent
    A large rum coke please on my return from a 3 day trip to Hong Kong while I scan through all the posts I've missed. It was a lot colder up there than it is here but we had a great time and Higgins' tip on where to eat was good although we were shown to a table out of sight of the rest of the diners when I said the man with green trainers recommended this place ;) :)) The fried lobster was good though so we didn't mind :))
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,851MI6 Agent
    Give it time SM, give it time :D on the first flake of snow ........

    ... Schools closed, Public transport stops, trains and planes cancelled !

    .... It's not like it happens every year ! ..... No wait, It Does ! :))

    Well, there'll soon be a woman in charge of the country so everything will be just tickedy-boo! I can see it now... :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Thinking about it that's a lady in charge here, and in Scotland ?
    That Won't be popular with Tyson Fury ! :D

    CHB, nice to know some of Higgins's advice is good. ;)
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    (walks in, wet from rain)

    Zero Coke, please .......
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :D Must be wet all over tonight.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just thought I'd repost this here. ;)
    You know your a Bond fan, if not a Bond God when you have
    Absolutely,wizz bang, top class ideas like this ........
    A henchman with an artificial hand, which he can detatch. Then via WiFi
    He can control his hand, moving like a spider. Through air vents etc. To
    Kill and observe.    with a camera built into the wrist, for viewing with
    his mobile phone ( there'd be an app )
      So he could watch while choking someone, could have a line like him
    Being asked if he'd killed the lady already, to which he could reply...
    ... " I've got it in Hand!" 
    Or, you know when your a Bond fan, when you spend time thinking up
    stuff like this. A modern twist on " The beast with five fingers" 
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    ...and the title for that film.would have to be "The Spy Who Gloved Me".
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think that would be a very different sort of film ! :D
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Being an artificial hand it likely would be devoid of warmth and the film could be called...

    ...(wait for it!)....


    "Coldfinger"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :D all suggestions going in to the SBS crackers ;)
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Best place for them. (Crackers as in fire.)

    Ok, who wants a slice of Christmas cake? I may have used a little too much Sherry, it's a bit strong.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Sherry was very strong and she had man-hands too.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yes, on some nights too many "man's hands" :D
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Too true, TP.

    Okay, on a dare from that guy with the fluorescent green trainers propped up on the bar stool in the corner, I'll have a slice of the Christmas cake. Btw, if I don't try the cake, I have to give him a copy of "Fashion Sense For Men", and if I do eat a slice of the cake, he has to give me a stomach-pump. Good deal, huh?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I've heard the Christmas cake makes you do a Mr Hinx impression, ... well you say his line. ;)
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Mr Hinx had a line? :o
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well a very short one, more an exclamation!
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Here you go. (TB2 hands over a slice of the cake.)

    The cat staggers in through the Dog sized cat flap. She's drunk, falling over her paws. After looking round to see who is making noises - she is growl / hiccuping herself, she staggers over to her basket and conks out, quietly purring in her sleep.

    Oh Holly! Bad cat! No chicken for you tonight! Heh, I wondered where that test bake had gone.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    My late mother in law, once made a sherry trifle. That after one
    bowl of it, you couldn't drive ! :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I know what Darth Vader is getting for Christmas, as " I've felt his presents " :D
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    A dry martini (because it's so wet outside), but non-alcoholic (because I'm a tee-totaler With no knowledge of drinks :s )
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Here No 24. (TB2 pushes a martini glass towards No 24.)

    One glass of tonic water with a cherry in it. You can't ask for a non alcoholic martini in here. The SABS is a James Bond pub!
    You'll be after sandwiches msde with brown bread in a dietry stand on free radicals next. 8-)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Watching some old Christmas specials from "French & Saunders" ( very funny)
    They did a behind the scenes spoof documentary on the filming of Titanic. In
    the bit about filming the sinking, Dawn french complained the water tank smelled
    like a toilet, to which Jennifer replied that they were using the Bond tank.........
    " Three Bonds and George Lazenby have peed in here " :))
    ( They also do a great send up of Star Wars ) doing a thick N.Irish accent for Liam
    Neeson. :D
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    I remember the Star Wars one!

    Jimmy Krankie (as Annikan) "Mulk mulk, lemonaide, roond the back the choc-lit's made!"
    Jen Saunders (as Qui-Gon) " I'm terribly sorry grand master, he's had a lolly!"

    :)) :)) :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I found it so funny, as I've only recently watched all six of the
    Star Wars films, in preparation for the new one. ;)
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    Some nice Christmas decorations to set the mood here at SABS :)

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