The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    So TP, open the rusty water pipe for our friend Barbel :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I can spend 23 hours on AJB, then everthing happens in the one hour I've
    set aside for my toilet, ablutions and inner spiritual peace :))
    :)) I missed all the fun too! There is a certain amount of irony in the fact that the antlered one was taken out by a Scotsman, I can imagine Barbel slowly stalking his prey through the Highland heather in his tweed deerstalker before bang he pulls the trigger and hits the delete button. :D
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As he's a fan of Sherlock Holmes, I'd bet he has not just a deerstalker but the full outfit. :D
    ..... as well as Mrs Hudson's too ........ :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    :)) elementary my deer thunderpussy
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I'll pay for barbs's vino tinto tp,
    The poor chap has had a rough time lately, not only nickerless sturgeon taking over Scotland but this whole referendum business has had terrible consequences for him....political posts and threads have popped up all over the forum!!! And to make matters worse his moderating mucker miley broke ranks and openly engaged in political debate! That must have gone down as well as an Englishman on burns night! :D
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Who do you think they burn on Burns night ? .... ever see the Wicker man ? :p :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Yes both versions! I prefer the one with Edward Woodhard and goodnight naked. What is it with Christopher Lee always living on his own islands??
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He was a strong supporter of Independence, ...... for himself ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    He was a strong supporter of Independence, ...... for himself ! :D
    And a thorough disregard for the local constabulary!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    The original Wicker Man is a milestone film, with a classic Chris Lee role and an excellent, er, showing from Miss Ekland. The remake... not so much. And thank you Chriscoop for those kind thoughts :D .
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    {[] Yes I completely agree, brit eckland has wonderful things on show ;)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As far as political threads go, I think mine was the only one closed. It might have been
    All the heated arguments, but Try as I might I can't see the common denominator......
    I argued with Sir Miles
    I argued with Barbel
    I argued with Higgin's
    I argued with silhouetteMan
    I argued with Chriscoop
    I argued with Charmed&Dangerous
    I argued with Chrisisall
    I argued with Always Shaken
    I argued with TB2
    Sadly I just can't see who the troublemaker is ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Hmmm that's a head scratcher and no mistake ?:) I think it was Higgins, in the bedroom, with the Bockwurst.... :o
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    With Wales winning tonight , I'd like to put something in everyone's glass.
    So Ice cubes for everyone !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,239MI6 Agent
    I've just noticed that it's my first birthday here on AJB. drinks all round, please {[] to all here.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Congratulations -{ Happy (AJB) Birthday {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Great news the latest SBS catalogue has arrived, a few quality items caught my eye.

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    These beautifully crafted hose attachments would add to the beauty of any home.


    Jat_opener.jpg
    A quality Jar opener, why not get two to spend hours entertaining people with your horse impressions.


    Electric_Attachment.jpg
    The SBS electrical cable extension, is a must for the modern home


    Washers.jpg
    A complete set of washers !


    calander.jpg
    and not forgetting the Ladies, this SBS calendar, is full of primitive sexual imagery, but tastefully done ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I didn't know Barbel was also a calender model? :D
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    That second product isn't meant for opening jars, it's actually a... well.... er,.... it's for stopping your swimmers get in a woman's lady garden.
    Great news the latest SBS catalogue has arrived, a few quality items caught my eye.

    Hose_attachment.jpg
    These beautifully crafted hose attachments would add to the beauty of any home.


    Jat_opener.jpg
    A quality Jar opener, why not get two to spend hours entertaining people with your horse impressions.


    Electric_Attachment.jpg
    The SBS electrical cable extension, is a must for the modern home


    Washers.jpg
    A complete set of washers !


    calander.jpg
    and not forgetting the Ladies, this SBS calendar, is full of primitive sexual imagery, but tastefully done ;)

    That second product isn't meant for opening jars, it's actually a... well.... er,.... it's for stopping your swimmers get in a woman's lady garden.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I'm sure they can be adapted, for many er..... past times.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    That second product isn't meant for opening jars, it's actually a... well.... er,.... it's for stopping your swimmers get in a woman's lady garden.
    Great news the latest SBS catalogue has arrived, a few quality items caught my eye.

    Hose_attachment.jpg
    These beautifully crafted hose attachments would add to the beauty of any home.


    Jat_opener.jpg
    A quality Jar opener, why not get two to spend hours entertaining people with your horse impressions.


    Electric_Attachment.jpg
    The SBS electrical cable extension, is a must for the modern home


    Washers.jpg
    A complete set of washers !


    calander.jpg
    and not forgetting the Ladies, this SBS calendar, is full of primitive sexual imagery, but tastefully done ;)

    That second product isn't meant for opening jars, it's actually a... well.... er,.... it's for stopping your swimmers get in a woman's lady garden.
    No that's the first product!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Evening Barman!

    Might I interest you in stocking some of these glorious lagers which I spotted in a shop in Italy a couple of days ago? They only use the finest ingredients and, of course, they honour one of our favourite Bonds:

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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) so you can have a night, Rogering ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The new SBS app is now available.... "Higgimon Go"
    Simply track your way through a virtual world overlayed on your screen
    As you search for the cuddly character in various gaudy trainers, many
    Different colors, gotta catch them all. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I'll have an angostura bitters please landlord with a packet of ready salted with a dribble of Worcestershire sauce on, it's been a tough week, what with all these deep political threads and sunglasses adverts, another members been scythed down by barbs, I knew that would happen, I could here his sporran slapping against his caber like thighs as he walked purposefully towards the delete button! :D
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I like to think of it as " He grants them independence " ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    That's a nice way of putting it TP :D
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    A pint of stout, please...Did I miss some drama ?:)
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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Oh yes Loeffs, Barbel swung the axe on a hapless member selling sunglasses with a questionable post, and what seems like a staged coup d etat had caused some upset. Usual suspects 8-)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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