The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    The Domino Effect wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    In an atempt to start a conversation in the bar I offer story:

    This week a Norwegian police officer fined himself for not wearing a life jacket on a boat :)

    He probably had a ticket quota to make and took the life jacket off on purpose just so that he could write his final ticket :o

    In the interest of honesty: The officer was photographed on his police boat not wearing a life jacket. The image was posted on the net and someone noticed. After some comments on Facebook he fined himself.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Well honesty is the best policy.... So they say, personally I find it depends on what mood Mrs Coop is in :D
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I always think it best to own up ....... To the lesser of things Mrs TP has found out. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Something we have in common.....knowing our place in the world :)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    Hallo, anyone .....?

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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Is that the God of hell fire?

    It's very quiet in here at the moment. Is everyone on holiday or has barbel barred them all I wonder?
    I don't like it when Tp's quiet.......makes me think he's up to something!!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    I don't see any problem with this type of behavior, and I'm sure any orange billionaire with an ego the size of the US would agree with me on that. :D

    I would just like some strong mead (non alcoholic, naturally :) )
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I've come to the conclusion there are a lot of decorative antlers in Norway, there should be some on your flag.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    Antlers would perhaps make more sense than the lion presently on our coat of arms ......

    Just look at it:
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Is that the God of hell fire?

    It's very quiet in here at the moment. Is everyone on holiday or has barbel barred them all I wonder?
    I don't like it when Tp's quiet.......makes me think he's up to something!!


    Ah, the Pub is Pussy's domain, and I deputise. Normally if its quiet, that means he has taken Holly for a walk, he is watching a film, he's sleeping in the Landlords quarters upstairs, or he is plotting something in the Science Lab.
    Holly's snoozing in her basket, and I can hear blooping noises coming form the wall panel beside the A.R.S.E, so Pussy is probably in the science lab. Either that or the Vodka still is paying up and he is watching a film.

    No 24, nothing wrong with a Lion in your flag, I like it! But I'm Scottish so I am biased.

    The gentleman with the flaming rifles is welcome to stay, but if he does he has to put his guns outside. We do not allow FIREarms in here! :D

    Who is drinking what?
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Antlers would perhaps make more sense than the lion presently on our coat of arms ......

    Just look at it:
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    No offence but he looks drunk
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I'll have a pint of mcewans please deputy landlord.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    How else could we get the lion all the way to Norway? :))
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    :)) valid point number24
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I've often wondered why the lion is on so many western nations flags? Wolves yes, bears yes, wolverines I get but lions?? Not exactly local are they! :s
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    I'll have a pint of mcewans please deputy landlord.

    Here you go. Please excuse the umbrella. Its to reflect the weather. (Apparently)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Only Norway could have a flag with a Lion holding a huge Chopper ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    Thunderbird 2 wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Is that the God of hell fire?

    It's very quiet in here at the moment. Is everyone on holiday or has barbel barred them all I wonder?
    I don't like it when Tp's quiet.......makes me think he's up to something!!


    Ah, the Pub is Pussy's domain, and I deputise. Normally if its quiet, that means he has taken Holly for a walk, he is watching a film, he's sleeping in the Landlords quarters upstairs, or he is plotting something in the Science Lab.
    Holly's snoozing in her basket, and I can hear blooping noises coming form the wall panel beside the A.R.S.E, so Pussy is probably in the science lab. Either that or the Vodka still is paying up and he is watching a film.

    No 24, nothing wrong with a Lion in your flag, I like it! But I'm Scottish so I am biased.

    The gentleman with the flaming rifles is welcome to stay, but if he does he has to put his guns outside. We do not allow FIREarms in here! :D

    Who is drinking what?

    I just enjoy sitting down in my own low-key manner, not drawing attention to myself at all (don't mind the snow, fire, rifles, antlers etc) and enjoy some strong and non-alcoholic mead :)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Chriscoop wrote:
    :)) valid point number24

    Did I miss valid points 1-23? :)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    I thought I was still working on making my first ten valid points around here :))

    Well, time for bed. My chair is melting anyway ....
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Post gig, and hungry. What's on offer, landlord? (And please, not the excuse for pies you gave me last time)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I had a couple of guys in Pie swapping earlier, but none for me...
    .... They only had pies for each other.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Were they pies who came in from the cold?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Yes, it's cold in Minsk, where they came from. Minsk pies.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    :)) 8-)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    An old wise woman gave me a recipe over 11 herds and spices, which was top secret.....
    ... she said it was .... " For your pies Only" :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Oh, I think that must have been a mince steak.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    :)) What was the name of that Dan Aykroyd film with the big Russian missiles?.... Oh this it "mince pies like us"
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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