Oh, I Don't know. I've ofter enjoyed a .........
Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against a Cold Hard Wall with a Kiss.
I remember my brother and a group of friends going sea fishing, with a local
"Old fisherman" , they took several trays of beer, and on loading the boat. The
wise eyes of the fisherman told them to store them aft. In front of his sitting
position.
The guys asked if this was to balance tbe boat, or some such nautical reason ?
No he said, they're just easier for me to reach them !
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I love hearing these sorts of stories where people fend for themselves and have to work to source food stock and make repairs. Remimds me of the part of Scotland where I grew up. It's still a lovely place today.
One Mouldy Roach-chilled ChrisC. I wish Pussy wouldn't use these joke names, I go red when anyone orders a "Sex On The Beach" if Lady Rose is in.
Let's just hope no one asks for a screaming orgasm then!!
I've said it before but I like the sound of life in Norway, I've never been and will definitely visit one day with Mrs Coop.... Maybe Christmas in Norway?
I love hearing these sorts of stories where people fend for themselves and have to work to source food stock and make repairs. Remimds me of the part of Scotland where I grew up. It's still a lovely place today.
One Mouldy Roach-chilled ChrisC. I wish Pussy wouldn't use these joke names, I go red when anyone orders a "Sex On The Beach" if Lady Rose is in.
Let's just hope no one asks for a screaming orgasm then!!
I've said it before but I like the sound of life in Norway, I've never been and will definitely visit one day with Mrs Coop.... Maybe Christmas in Norway?
You're welcome
I'll let you know when we are coming so you can prepare the guest rooms
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
(TB2 - is surrounded by piles of paper, a laptop and a large mug of tea, all spread out across the bar. Holly has perched herself precariously on a bar stool and is trying to get TB2's attention with a chewed plastic piranha squeeze toy.)
PUSSY! - I am trying to collate a list of new booze options for the bar, write up a shopping list for The Brewery, and organise a rota for the science lab. Have you seen the emergency backup, standby only, use when all else fails hardrive? I need to backup my figures. We need more Jamesons and Smirnoff? (He spots Holly shaking Mr Piranha hopefully)
...And I think Holly needs some new chew toys. Preferably from reinforced military grade rubber!
Anyone thirsty?
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
There is a type of S.American fish, which looks like a big piranha but it has a set of
Human teeth !....... I think they'd make a great display, and seeing the fish smiling
Back, would freak everyone out and would provide a fantastic source for false teeth
As Most of the clientele will be needing them in a few years.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
There is a type of S.American fish, which looks like a big piranha but it has a set of
Human teeth !....... I think they'd make a great display, and seeing the fish smiling
Back, would freak everyone out and would provide a fantastic source for false teeth
As Most of the clientele will be needing them in a few years.
I saw this fish on river monsters with jeremy wade ( great name for a fisherman btw) though the one he caught wasn't smiling for the camera
No no no, I am not adding pizzas to the new menus now!
Besides, fish with human teeth? We will get all the Bond tourists with predictable Jaws has been fishing jokes....
(A loud thump noise outside the beer garden) Oh good, the new A.R.S.E. long term battery pack wind turbine has arrived!
Who wants to try a new cocktail mix I made up? Its a kind of Gin mix with very powerful chilli in it. I call it Drax's Nerve Toxnic!
I am working on a Vodka one call LeChiffre's citrus spike. It uses intense lime juice, but it hasn't been perfected yet.
Erm, we need some new Martini glasses Pussy. Those ones have melted.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Yes and I've added some little umbrellas to the order, To add a bit of sophistication.
For me nothing says " High class sophistication " like a paper umbrella and a sparkler !
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Please, don't get me started M'Lady! (See post no 4,339).
What would you like to drink? You haven't been in for a while, your wine cabinet has needed reinforcing due to the lack of use!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Simply pop a straw into one of those big cartons of wine, and tell everyone it's
a big Ribena
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Very good M'Lady! (TB2 places a larger ice bucket with the bottle and a glass on Lady R's table.)
Pussy, you come out with comments like that, and wonder why I have to handle all the marketing?!
Who the hell in the Bondverse drinks wine out of a box? It would leak everywhere!
Oh and we need a new lemon squeezer.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
I wasn't going to say anything, but I am afraid that I must. Your new miniature umbrellas don't taste half as good as the old ones. Have you done to a new supplier to save money?
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Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against a Cold Hard Wall with a Kiss.
I remember my brother and a group of friends going sea fishing, with a local
"Old fisherman" , they took several trays of beer, and on loading the boat. The
wise eyes of the fisherman told them to store them aft. In front of his sitting
position.
The guys asked if this was to balance tbe boat, or some such nautical reason ?
No he said, they're just easier for me to reach them !
You're welcome
(TB2 - is surrounded by piles of paper, a laptop and a large mug of tea, all spread out across the bar. Holly has perched herself precariously on a bar stool and is trying to get TB2's attention with a chewed plastic piranha squeeze toy.)
PUSSY! - I am trying to collate a list of new booze options for the bar, write up a shopping list for The Brewery, and organise a rota for the science lab. Have you seen the emergency backup, standby only, use when all else fails hardrive? I need to backup my figures. We need more Jamesons and Smirnoff? (He spots Holly shaking Mr Piranha hopefully)
...And I think Holly needs some new chew toys. Preferably from reinforced military grade rubber!
Anyone thirsty?
Human teeth !....... I think they'd make a great display, and seeing the fish smiling
Back, would freak everyone out
As Most of the clientele will be needing them in a few years.
No no no, I am not adding pizzas to the new menus now!
Besides, fish with human teeth? We will get all the Bond tourists with predictable Jaws has been fishing jokes....
(A loud thump noise outside the beer garden) Oh good, the new A.R.S.E. long term battery pack wind turbine has arrived!
Who wants to try a new cocktail mix I made up? Its a kind of Gin mix with very powerful chilli in it. I call it Drax's Nerve Toxnic!
I am working on a Vodka one call LeChiffre's citrus spike. It uses intense lime juice, but it hasn't been perfected yet.
Erm, we need some new Martini glasses Pussy. Those ones have melted.
As a kid, the martini adverts seemed so sophisticated.
Here is the Drax's Nerve Toxnic! (TB2 passes over an innocent looking glass) Its a potent batch...
For me nothing says " High class sophistication " like a paper umbrella and a sparkler !
Please, don't get me started M'Lady! (See post no 4,339).
What would you like to drink? You haven't been in for a while, your wine cabinet has needed reinforcing due to the lack of use!
If you have any prosecco in the chiller I'll have a bottle of that please .... Sunny afternoon, need a bottle, not a glass
a big Ribena
Pussy, you come out with comments like that, and wonder why I have to handle all the marketing?!
Who the hell in the Bondverse drinks wine out of a box? It would leak everywhere!
Oh and we need a new lemon squeezer.
Whats a dry Coke Zero?
Pussy I have put the liquid rain in the water butty where it belongs.