Across your knee ? On yogurt and lemon juice? ( It's a new cocktail )
Who's been watching Thunderball ........ Again.
) Well I know I have
It was either that.....or the priesthood
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Barbel - I'd reccomend this new ale, Vulcan's forge, its a wee bit potent, but tastes lovely. A mate o' mine brews it.
Pussy - Where have you been? The obly class in here begins with a 'g' I have been clearing up bottles and glasses all evening!
C-Coop - One glass of Castle 9 Due Papers. Must try that one myself at some stage.
Good evening M! Haven't seen you in here for a while. How is the giant wooden boat full of animals project coming along? Odd idea for a farden display.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Has anyone heard from Sir Miles today? I understand his stomping ground dissappeard under a biblical deluge last night.
Yea...we hadn't had rain for 24 hours so last nights deluge was just a bit of 'catch up'
) typical Manchester, the whole country is baking in a heat wave with wall to wall blue skies and Manchester has football abandoned due to rain! The comedy of that was the pitch drained quickly but they couldn't play as the terraces were hazardous! Which I don't get as every Saturday the terraces are downright dangerous {:)
It was either that.....or the priesthood
Sir MilesThe Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
Good evening M! Haven't seen you in here for a while. How is the giant wooden boat full of animals project coming along? Odd idea for a farden display.
Good evening, TB2 -{
Yes...I stopped coming in here after that unfortunate accident with that infernal A.R.S.E you have behind the bar
Having to start from scratch again with that old Ark thingy...knew I shouldn't have put the two woodpeckers in first ;%
YNWA 97
Sir MilesThe Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
Has anyone heard from Sir Miles today? I understand his stomping ground dissappeard under a biblical deluge last night.
Yea...we hadn't had rain for 24 hours so last nights deluge was just a bit of 'catch up'
) typical Manchester, the whole country is baking in a heat wave with wall to wall blue skies and Manchester has football abandoned due to rain! The comedy of that was the pitch drained quickly but they couldn't play as the terraces were hazardous! Which I don't get as every Saturday the terraces are downright dangerous {:)
Rain as usual - as I've said before, I'm shocked we haven't evolved webbed fingers & toes up here yet
Yea...and most of the terraces face the pitch too up here - NOT recommended
I bumped in to my neighbour coming home last night. He works as an extra in various films etc.
He had arrived back from London ( where he lives for a few months, then home again throughout
the year ) joking, he left 33 degrees to arrive back to 15 degrees. )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Preparation H? ... Um .... Could be, I can't quite put my finger on it !
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
edited September 2016
Coop - Watering hole?! No, no, no stay away from that, its got the Siamese Fighting Fish in it! We tried phiranas, but Holly kept eatting them.
Pussy - What graffiti in the toilets? I had a wire brush in there all yesterday. They should still be spotless. Especially the Willard Whyte one you installed. 8-)
M - Yes, that A.R.S.E is not for the uninitiated. Its been worse since I fitted that extra long life battery, but Pussy won't let me invest in an Astromech droid. He keeps saying its not the Droid we are looking for. (Looks at Pussy) But they can repair themselves, take up less room and are much more reliable!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Some years ago, when I was free and single I spent the night with a young lady, in the morning I found a rather large silver foil wrapper on the bathroom sink, I picked it up and saw preparation h. I remember thinking " I bet that takes some swallowing" I later found out preperation is a treatment for piles. Poor girl, never did see her again!
Years ago I was amazed to learn that one of the main ingredients of Preparation H,
Came from the skin of a shark ! Which got me thinking, how desperate was the bloke who
Came across a shark on the beach and thought. " These bloody piles, um ?.... I must try
Rubbing my a*se on that shark !"
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
) very useful sharks in a tight spot.
They also use oil from a sharks skin to lubricate watches. Oh and some people turn them into soup which...... Isn't great for the shark
Oui je suis d'accord
How the hell does shark liver get in beer??
"OK so hops, barley, sugar, water check......hmmm somethings missing?? Is it rice dave? You can make beer with rice"
" no Sam it's not rice maybe if we dissect that handy shark there and stick his liver in that will do the trick"
Apparently that's why some Vegans get upset, if you offer them a beer.
Best thing to come from any shark was a certain number plate ....
...( 007 o 981,. 72 Louisiana 73 ) a little Bond tribute
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Bride Of Barbel has been experimenting with home-brewed wine recently (and I've been, er, testing it out) and has been using some off-beat items in doing so- but no sharks!
Settling down to watch LTK tonight in ITV4. My wife ( Who'd popped out to make a cup of tea after Corrie)
Grimaced saying " Do you have some sixth sense for finding bloody Bond films on Telly ?"
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Walking the dog earlier, on turning a corner I noticed across the street , a priest in a black hat and
Coat etc with a small bag as he was standing under a lamp post. I couldn't help thinking of the
Poster for " The Exorcist" ) imagining he was on his way to fight a demon, where as in reality
He was probably just taking home the bingo money.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
LoeffelholzThe United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
[enters looking bedraggled, and stressed]
A regulation Vesper, my good barkeep, if you please. My car isn't starting regularly, my laptop no longer types at least three letters I need (e, I and t)---one of which I need to log on with my password---and I have a general sense of vague dread about the world at large, and in general.
I intend to match Craig in QoS. So you might want to call your distributor.
Check out my Amazon author page!Mark Loeffelholz
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
Settling down to watch LTK tonight in ITV4. My wife ( Who'd popped out to make a cup of tea after Corrie)
Grimaced saying " Do you have some sixth sense for finding bloody Bond films on Telly ?"
Mrs Coop became of the opinion that there must be a designated bond channel. As in her eyes I can always find one to watch at any given time. I told her there is, it's called itv4
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Who's been watching Thunderball ........ Again.
Yea...we hadn't had rain for 24 hours so last nights deluge was just a bit of 'catch up'
Pussy - Where have you been? The obly class in here begins with a 'g' I have been clearing up bottles and glasses all evening!
C-Coop - One glass of Castle 9 Due Papers. Must try that one myself at some stage.
Good evening M! Haven't seen you in here for a while. How is the giant wooden boat full of animals project coming along? Odd idea for a farden display.
Good evening, TB2 -{
Yes...I stopped coming in here after that unfortunate accident with that infernal A.R.S.E you have behind the bar
Having to start from scratch again with that old Ark thingy...knew I shouldn't have put the two woodpeckers in first ;%
Rain as usual - as I've said before, I'm shocked we haven't evolved webbed fingers & toes up here yet
Yea...and most of the terraces face the pitch too up here - NOT recommended
He had arrived back from London ( where he lives for a few months, then home again throughout
the year ) joking, he left 33 degrees to arrive back to 15 degrees.
You shouldn't believe all the graffiti in the toilets !
Pussy - What graffiti in the toilets? I had a wire brush in there all yesterday. They should still be spotless. Especially the Willard Whyte one you installed. 8-)
M - Yes, that A.R.S.E is not for the uninitiated. Its been worse since I fitted that extra long life battery, but Pussy won't let me invest in an Astromech droid. He keeps saying its not the Droid we are looking for. (Looks at Pussy) But they can repair themselves, take up less room and are much more reliable!
When DC did his stormtrooper turn I could just hear princess leia saying " your a bit short for a stormtrooper "
Came from the skin of a shark ! Which got me thinking, how desperate was the bloke who
Came across a shark on the beach and thought. " These bloody piles, um ?.... I must try
Rubbing my a*se on that shark !"
They also use oil from a sharks skin to lubricate watches. Oh and some people turn them into soup which...... Isn't great for the shark
I say FIN, to shark fin soup !
How the hell does shark liver get in beer??
"OK so hops, barley, sugar, water check......hmmm somethings missing?? Is it rice dave? You can make beer with rice"
" no Sam it's not rice maybe if we dissect that handy shark there and stick his liver in that will do the trick"
Best thing to come from any shark was a certain number plate ....
...( 007 o 981,. 72 Louisiana 73 ) a little Bond tribute
Grimaced saying " Do you have some sixth sense for finding bloody Bond films on Telly ?"
Coat etc with a small bag as he was standing under a lamp post. I couldn't help thinking of the
Poster for " The Exorcist"
He was probably just taking home the bingo money.
A regulation Vesper, my good barkeep, if you please. My car isn't starting regularly, my laptop no longer types at least three letters I need (e, I and t)---one of which I need to log on with my password---and I have a general sense of vague dread about the world at large, and in general.
I intend to match Craig in QoS. So you might want to call your distributor.
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM