I was just having my afternoon nap (hey, I'm old and I have a gig tonight) when there was a knock at my door. Special delivery from the landlord of the Silencer & Bra Strap.
TP, firstly let me tell you that you didn't grasp the meaning of the word "gift"- you were supposed to keep the book!
Secondly you are a warm and wonderful human being, and I shall enjoy opening your gift later tonight and toasting your generosity! Many thanks. Cheers!
After papering and painting the whole house. Mrs TP informed me she's not
happy with the colour in the hall ! It must be changed
I've been married long enough to know my job is to carry out the orders of
Mrs TP and not express an opinion like, "This new colour looks like what's already
On it !" )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Hi Landlord, a whisky for me (as a change from the whiskey I have been imbibing) and one for my fellow fogie whose birthday it is. And go on, have one yourself.
Also my new " Ocean Royale" aftershave arrived today, so we can
Have a glass of that as well. )
( I fully expect to be fighting off the women tonight ! )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Hi Landlord, a whisky for me (as a change from the whiskey I have been imbibing) and one for my fellow fogie whose birthday it is. And go on, have one yourself.
Ahhhh.......that hit the spot! Much gratitude from one old codger to another! {[]
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TP, firstly let me tell you that you didn't grasp the meaning of the word "gift"- you were supposed to keep the book!
Secondly you are a warm and wonderful human being, and I shall enjoy opening your gift later tonight and toasting your generosity! Many thanks. Cheers!
I thought, he's a musician !
I'll let you use your own mug for your Bovril from
Now on.
Might even use some of the clean glasses.
No doubt she will be testing all you men out - to see if you're up to the role
happy with the colour in the hall ! It must be changed
I've been married long enough to know my job is to carry out the orders of
Mrs TP and not express an opinion like, "This new colour looks like what's already
On it !"
Erm, I think you boys have got it wrong on all fronts....
Actually, I think it was me mentioning 'fronts' which have caused you lot to think of all sorts...naughty, naughty
...barkeep, a bottle of your finest Prosecco... Oh and don't worry about a glass, a straw will do!
looks round the bar, hoping to see Lady Rose for back up
Sorry I'm late Lexi .... Not much of a wingman am I ? ;%
'Apparently Wine only contains 1% of the Recommended Daily Intake of calcium, so remember to drink 100 glasses every day.! '
I read this on twitter so it must be true ....
Barman! Large glass of Sauvignon Blanc please .....
Why is there a corset and set of muscle pulse electrodes on the shelf next to the peanuts?!
I saw and heard the latest ITV4 trailer for the reshowing of all the classic Bond films. Is that George Lazenby doing the vocal link?
Hey TP, I'm here to celebrate my birthday!
Candles on the cake but I don't want to set off the fire alarm.
Oh, you're right about the fire hazard. Let's just do one candle for each decade - that will pretty much fill up the cake!
Have a glass of that as well.
( I fully expect to be fighting off the women tonight ! )
Ahhhh.......that hit the spot! Much gratitude from one old codger to another! {[]
A legitimate reason to have a glass of wine ... and whatever Blackleiter is having obviously !!