The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    A double spread poster in every copy, showing all the Mods, Quartermasters etc in all their glory.

    We'd like

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    but more realistically

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  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    Right :))
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,851MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I don't drink, remember? :))

    Neither do I, but I just needed something stronger (in a virtual sense). :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,234MI6 Agent
    Champagne all round, please, as it's my daughter's 32nd birthday. We have spent an hour chatting online, modern technology is brilliant the picture is so clear and it's great to see the grandkids as well -{
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Floorpanel lights up, TB2 & Holly are projected into the room as a hologram image, a'la Star Wars.
    The cat is cleaning her claws.


    This is Thunderbird 2, I am currently returning from a holiday seeing family. Please shout your beverage and cuisine requirements at the A.R.S.E, and it will provide your requirements for now. Pussy and I will Return..

    Barbel - Dinnae get up tae high do, holler yer gubbins at baheed geegaw on tha wa, it'll git yeh al hoved up sharpish!

    The holagram disappears. The A.R.S.E's cylon eye scans the room ominously
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    Nice to see you, A. R. S. E. I would like some hot chocolate in honour of the fine winter weather outside ;) :)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    Hey. Is everyone leaving me here with A. R. S. E., drinking alone?
    The A. R. S. E. isn't very talkative......
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,234MI6 Agent
    The service is terrible in here, 24, you just have to help yourself to a drink and then talk to yourself as well :))
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I usually only listen when I'm talking anyway :p :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    I actually enjoyed how the A. R. S. E. valued it's words and left me alone. I'm very familiar with that type of restrained behavior - I don't live in Italy, you know B-) vi
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    (Enters SABS. The A. R. S. E. scans me cylon-style. After a visual ID it serves me a cold Coke Zero. I put the money on the bar, not and sit down)
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Terrible service?!
    Bloddy cheek! How many other pubs have an interactive virtual reality autonservice system and holographic communication device?

    Now I had better prep Barbel's breakfast, Holly's breakfast, do the supply requisition list, and the A.R.S.E needs it's solar panels cleaned (shudders.) Oh and the till needs attention too. Seems someone has left virtual money sitting out again.

    Pussy, I'm sorry I wasn't listening. Can we please get an Astromech droid? I have seen one just like R2D2 except his panels are green rather than blue?
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Thank you, TB2! :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    TB2, we don't allow green trainers, so no green panels. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    A dry Coke Zero, since it's raining in Norway in January again. Thanks :#
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    I like the A.R.S.E. actually :)
    The quiet reminds me of home, and the electric buzzing when he works reminds me the flouresent light on the kitchen ceiling needs changing.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    As John Gardner would say- Q'ute!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    I hope your voice is getting better, Great Le ... Barbel. :)
    (Looks at the A.R.S.E. hoping he knows what I'll order by now)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    I need a COKE ZERO, YOU ARSE!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Brrrrrrr it's been cold today ( for here) one of those days when the expression on your face outside is still there 5 minutes after you've gone inside.
    I'll have a Macallan please, to warm the blood.
    Just been reading about the petition to get the last surviving dam buster a royal honour, if they did that surely all of the squadron should get posthumous honours shouldn't they?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    I agree on the Dambusters, but not the temperature. It's late January and I walked in here with not even needing a jacket.
    Service is slow here tonight :#
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    My voice is a lot better today, thanks 24. I'll join CC in a Macallan if anyone ever gets round to serving in here.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    Are there batteries in the A.R.S,E.?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I agree on the Dambusters, but not the temperature. It's late January and I walked in here with not even needing a jacket.
    Service is slow here tonight :#
    Obviously not cold for you hardened Arcticers, but I've been out most the day and the windchill was biting. The temperature never moved from - 2 degrees Celsius, but the real feel was more - 7.

    Barbel, I've got the cold too. Olbas covered feet and sipping some some 12 year old Macallan. In fact I'm having a Scottish influenced night, shortly I'll be having some horlicks with some Walkers finest all butter shortbread. Truly the finest shortbread in the world.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Are there batteries in the A.R.S,E.?
    It's solar powered, maybe the panels need cleaning, who lights the fire in here? Surely they let matches go near an A.R.S.E?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    That's a pain, getting the cold where you live :# . I'm planning on some Famous Grouse soon, but I'll hold off on the shortbread and Horlicks.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,349MI6 Agent
    Well, winter is coming for me anyway. I'm watching two episodes of GoT tonight :D

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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    That's a pain, getting the cold where you live :# . I'm planning on some Famous Grouse soon, but I'll hold off on the shortbread and Horlicks.

    Colds are quite common here in North Yorkshire too. Ive got it off the boy! Nurseries have more bugs than a world health organisation infectious disease laboratory!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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