The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    There's probably a few members of AJB who's toes are like that naturally :))
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Deputy, not assistant. Plenty of Vodka in tomorow's delivery.
    Its consignment coded 'Tomorrow Never Ice.' I....

    Why is there a severed finger in that glass?! :o
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe a Yakuza member thought it be a good idea.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,347MI6 Agent
    I'd like a Coke Zero, please. Hold the toe....
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    My friend, bring me one aswell. Add a lemon peel...and try not to break a leg.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Thunderbird 2 wrote:
    Deputy, not assistant.

    Quite right, TB2, my apologies. And I've amended that in https://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/806786/#p806786 as well.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,347MI6 Agent
    In case you spot someone who could be a health and safety inspector, throw the toe toe out the window....
    Or to Holly.

    My father and I have been harvesting a little bit today. The "field" is not large seen from above, but it's slanting about 45%. Before you ask - it's not my toe. I've counted them. Besides, for the first time in many centuries scythes weren't used, just motorized equipment.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    ...Before you ask - it's not my toe. I've counted them. Besides, for the first time in many centuries scythes weren't used, just motorized equipment.

    To trim your toe-nails? :o
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    ...Before you ask - it's not my toe. I've counted them. Besides, for the first time in many centuries scythes weren't used, just motorized equipment.

    To trim your toe-nails? :o
    :)) :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,347MI6 Agent
    You have clearly never seen my toe-nails ........

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  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    you haven't seen nothing yet, we needed flame throwers to tame our toe nails!

    from my old army days:
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    Dalton Rulez™
  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
    Ahh, SIG STGW57....the Rolls Royce of assault rifles. Heavy bugger innit? -{
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    Ahh, SIG STGW57....the Rolls Royce of assault rifles. Heavy bugger innit? -{

    oh yes, it was over 6 kilos I believe...without ammunition...it's probably the best assault rifle I ever owned, handling it was easy even while shooting...I miss it !

    And of course it was a Swiss quality product!
    Dalton Rulez™
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    BondJasonBond006 wrote:
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    Ahh, SIG STGW57....the Rolls Royce of assault rifles. Heavy bugger innit? -{

    oh yes, it was over 6 kilos I believe...without ammunition...it's probably the best assault rifle I ever owned, handling it was easy even while shooting...I miss it !

    And of course it was a Swiss quality product!
    Better than the L85 we had! though H and K sorted that rifle out in 2001 I think.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Oh, my mistake. I seem to have wandered into the gun thread.... :p
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Isn't this the pub for retired army officers and soldiers? :)) I mean look at the pub's name...
    Dalton Rulez™
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    :D
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,347MI6 Agent
    Not long ago we were having a nice conversation about cut-off fingers and extreme toe-nail manicure, and these horrible people had to make the thread go dark by talking about guns. They should be ashamed of themselves...... :v
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    In all this hot weather, I too have taken to wearing
    A skirt ........... high heels, suspenders and some
    Tastefully make up. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,347MI6 Agent
    See how the conversation gets normal again when people aren't talking about guns?
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Yeah I like the hot weather, like 33 celsius again today, at 42 I still can go topless and impress which is one of the few things I'm really proud of...it's hard work though!

    We have the second hottest June in Swiss history and chances are good it will exceed June 2003.
    They predict the hottest summer ever, again exceeding summer 2003. If that happens I won't be very happy though as I serve the whole summer except for two weeks off in July....

    and I have to wear army trousers and the KS90 (boots) day in day out....

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    but then I can be in the sports hall where it's cool and do stunts :P
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    Dalton Rulez™
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,347MI6 Agent
    It's been raining all day, I'm wearing a sweather and using a blanket sitting in front of the TV. Please feel free to join me while I feel sorry for myself.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I see you use many of my dance moves Jason ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    You have been a good teacher Thunderpussy!
    Dalton Rulez™
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Oh, my mistake. I seem to have wandered into the gun thread.... :p
    I'll have a double Macallan please.
    More in line with your interests Barbel, I'm watching Radiohead at Glastonbury ( on TV) glad to see they are mixing up their set with old and new songs, also spotted ed o'brien playing a Clapton signature series stratocaster.... Lovely guitar, I had one once..... Before the ex wife sold it X-(
    Make that a triple Macallan!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) usually a crowd gathers round me when I dance.
    Either In amazement or thinking I'm having a stroke!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    BondJasonBond006 wrote:
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    Ahh, SIG STGW57....the Rolls Royce of assault rifles. Heavy bugger innit? -{

    oh yes, it was over 6 kilos I believe...without ammunition...it's probably the best assault rifle I ever owned, handling it was easy even while shooting...I miss it !

    And of course it was a Swiss quality product!
    Better than the L85 we had! though H and K sorted that rifle out in 2001 I think.

    My brother was responsible for solving the overheating issues of the early L85 at RSAF....he got £240. The maximum amount the MOD were permitted for services rendered! :( Mind you the EM2 was a heavier better bit of kit -{
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    I am actually quite amazed how much interest there is on weaponry and weaponry in Bond films especially and even the army on this forum.
    Makes me happy really. Not that I would define myself only over the army, even if it may look that way just now...I'm serving currently after all :)

    so have a drink on the house on me.... -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ -{ tracer rounds for all
    Dalton Rulez™
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Soda, please.
    @BJB006, is it really that bad at the MI6 forum?
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    In all this hot weather, I too have taken to wearing
    A skirt ........... high heels, suspenders and some
    Tastefully make up. :D

    How does that differ from when its raining?!
    I did debate wearing my kilt, but I need to loose some weight.
    Oh I nearly forgot...

    (TB2 puts up a new sign alongside the 'No Furniture jokes.'
    This one says 'No Severed Limbs. Patrons leave with the digits they arrived with.')

    Thats better.

    Barbel! - Thank you for thy reference in ones honourable prose.
    You honour me sir.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
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