The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sad news yesterday Big Ben has been silenced, so in respect Raise the Ale !
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    "small growler"? Sounds like something Hagrid would feed.
    What is it?

    Yeah...a 'growler' is something completely different over here... :o

    " would ya like to see ma growler?"
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    I can't comment on the growler but I drank the crowler did not contain any lady bits.

    Tonight I am going to my faviorate bar that has a drink called the "Sparkle Pony." It has Chambord, tequila and St. Germain with eatable glitter. It tastes like strippers tears.
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "It tastes like strippers tears.", ..... that's beautiful :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    I am a poet.
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I always thought it was a lovely little touch of evil, in the novel Hannibal .
    Mason Verger had his martinis mixed with the tears of children ! -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I hope everyone has a wee dram tonight in honour
    Of Big Tam :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • IanFryerIanFryer Posts: 327MI6 Agent
    What is it in the UK???

    In the part of northern England I'm from it's another name for a pork pie.
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    Pork or to pork -{
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    My six week "bulking up" program goes very well so far. Four weeks done on Sunday. Two more to go.

    Very pleased with the results. Not sure if it's proper though to show a topless pic here.

    But maybe Vesper Melograno would like to see it :007)

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    My bulking up program is also going well. I haven't really put much thought or effort into it and to be honest it was a failure for about 43-44 years. But lately I have seen slow and steady progress :)
    I think all of us, perhaps especially VesperMelograno, will apriciate it I I don't post a topless picture of me.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) -{
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    I have focused mainly on my stomack, but I see results in the chest area, the butt and thighs. Have you worked on the same areas, or is your focus on other parts of the body?
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    I have love handles the size of Mike Tyson's biceps. They've taken years of careful attention and cultivation.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    I don't know if people like BJB006 fully understand how much time, money and dedication us
    alt-bodybuilders put into changing our bodies.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    edited August 2017
    Number24 wrote:
    I have focused mainly on my stomack, but I see results in the chest area, the butt and thighs. Have you worked on the same areas, or is your focus on other parts of the body?

    For this six week program it's mainly chest, shoulders, upper arms, to get more muscle mass, not to define but to gain mass, define I can later still.
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    BJB006 - Put some clothes on at once!

    In spite of Pussy's best efforts, we do maintain some sharp standards in here.
    Ie, I will never get any work done with that kind of distraction going on.

    Though you could make yourself useful when Lady Rose and Lexi next decide to have a party.

    Which reminds me, I finally got a new security gadget for the pub, if Holly leaves it alone that is....
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    Bond's words to Madeleine when Blofeld wanted to show her a home video comes to mind..... :o
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Bond's words to Madeleine when Blofeld wanted to show her a home video comes to mind..... :o


    Wasn't she just speechless? :))
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    She was, but Bond gave her some very sound advice.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    I'll remove the pic in a day :D
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  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    If I find random body hair in my beer I know who to blame.
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy?
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    And who will you blame if you find body hair in your beer that doesn't look random at all? :v
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy?
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  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    And who will you blame if you find body hair in your beer that doesn't look random at all? :v
    The cat...

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    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Blaming Holly is such an easy way out. Blaming TP for everything is just plain fun!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'll have you know I have the body of a 30 year old ! ........ I keep him in the cellar :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Put him in the freezer. I doubt anyone in the history of this bar has bought a snack from that spider den.
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    edited August 2017
    The freezer unit is neat, tidy, clean and all correctly labelled! As the late great Q would say, 'Fully loaded.'
    The only questionable items are the bags of Piranhas, but obviously those are Holly's cat treats.
    Thankfully the beer garden pond has Siamese fighting fish which are too small for her to bother with.

    The cellar though? I don't know what goes on down there and I don't want to know. Some pubs have a 'Staff Only' area. The SABS has three of them (kitchen, storage & ammo, the science lab.)
    The cellar is the only area with a 'No Staff Neither' Sign. - I ain't stupid!

    Who wants another glass? Or bottle in Lady Rose's case.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
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