I wish to register a complaint. I have been drinking here since 2009 - except for a few occasions when I was banned, all of which were TP's fault although no one believed me - and only once have I found a silencer in my food (very well hidden in a sausage roll: my dentist was most impressed) and not even once have I received a bra strap - Barbel did offer me one of those man-garter things to hold up socks, but I politely declined.
Am I just unlucky or is the name a bit of false advertising?
I wish to register a complaint. I have been drinking here since 2009 - except for a few occasions when I was banned, all of which were TP's fault although no one believed me - and only once have I found a silencer in my food (very well hidden in a sausage roll: my dentist was most impressed) and not even once have I received a bra strap - Barbel did offer me one of those man-garter things to hold up socks, but I politely declined.
Am I just unlucky or is the name a bit of false advertising?
Jason, I see some of the end-View To A Kill outfit before Bond commandeered a Zorin jacket. Contrary to popular belief not bad, actually.
Yes I love Moore's clothes in AVTAK I must say.
I resemble Claude from GTA III a bit too.
It's the most Bondian I can go right now with what I have. The Tom Ford tight fit suit I own would look fantastic but I have bulked up too much and my arms don't fit into it anymore, the trousers would still fit though.
Quadruple Macallan please, just returned from Holiday which was a waste of time. Not only was the step devil horrendously badly behaved but our plane had technical issues so we were delayed by........ 27 hours!!! Nothing to drink for 11 hours! Put back on a bus and taken to a shitehole hotel full of drunk teenagers with two kids then 3 hours to check in so didn't get to sleep until 5am. We didn't see an agents rep until 10.30 am. I've only ever booked a package holiday once before this will be the last time.
It was the return flight, we went to tenerife, and until the delayed flight we had a good holiday, nice hotel in nice area, good food, whale watching etc, of course I never place any faith in the reps even getting to the hotel they misinformed us and but I knew what we were doing if they didn't. The shame is that how the delay was handled just destroyed the holiday.
Don't worry. I can handle people being stupid and rude.
I chose to post the pics I can live with the consequences. I am an adult.
Modern male models are skinny, hollow-cheeked, long-haired and feminine - so you don't look like them, BJB006. The bad news is that you don't look like a female model either
Asexual is very in this season. I am running to the stands to get the September Vogue. I bought a bottle of Aperol to down while I read all 400 pages but I smashed it on the floor. Devastation.
I should say I feel your pain, but with my drinking habits I honestly don't. I'm sitting at home watching re- runs of Top Gear. Simple pleasures (autocorrect wanted me to write "simple pleasuring" ))
Asexual is very in this season. I am running to the stands to get the September Vogue. I bought a bottle of Aperol to down while I read all 400 pages but I smashed it on the floor. Devastation.
400 pages...of which 396.5 are advertisements (not that that's necessarily a bad thing!)! However, it's still by far the most magazine for your dollar!
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And Llorente is on his way out...
Thanks, but I'm fine with a cup of tea watching Liverpool trying to spaff millions on a couple of players
Am I just unlucky or is the name a bit of false advertising?
A good post ending in a prudent question
Ah yes, they're a popular act round certain parts: Jock Strap & The Two Swingers.
Sometimes, on special occasions I like to put on a suit or a Bondian outfit. Today was such a day as I had something to celebrate.
I looked for a thread to put this in the Clothing section but couldn't find a general "post your Bond outfit" thread.
So here I go, SABS is a bar, so I dress nicely before I come in here
...and now I feel like a freakin' model ) I put some SPECTRE colour filters on one or two of them he he....
About as Bond as this guy, BTW do you use the same hair stylist :v
Fizzy tap water please TP, with a twist of lemon -{
And there was me thinking it was the ladies toilet
You should go easy on him - not Trump obviously ) - as his team has just had a right old spanking and all their players want to leave )
Contrary to popular belief not bad, actually.
Yes I love Moore's clothes in AVTAK I must say.
I resemble Claude from GTA III a bit too.
It's the most Bondian I can go right now with what I have. The Tom Ford tight fit suit I own would look fantastic but I have bulked up too much and my arms don't fit into it anymore, the trousers would still fit though.
Than most of the usual clientele ) .... Apart
From myself as I'm more of a Greek God !
I chose to post the pics I can live with the consequences. I am an adult.
Modern male models are skinny, hollow-cheeked, long-haired and feminine - so you don't look like them, BJB006. The bad news is that you don't look like a female model either
(not ****)
400 pages...of which 396.5 are advertisements (not that that's necessarily a bad thing!)! However, it's still by far the most magazine for your dollar!
I will report since I did not have Aperol I drank nothing. It was so, so sad.