Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
(TB2 is wearing his IR Hazmat suit. He places a huge heavily steaming tankerd on the bar. Its making extremely high pitched whistling noises and starts violently shaking, then angrily hopping across the bar.)
No no NO!
(Holly starts caterwauling as the mug makes a high pitched shriek on top of the whistling!! - Using thick industrial gloves over his gauntlets, TB2 carefully uses industrial tongs to throw a sizeable horse pill shell filled with a yellow liquid into the tankard. Its like waiting for a small volcano to settle.
The shaking, whistling and shrieking all dramatically subside to gently vibrating, with an odd spasm that makes the tankard do a little "hop" every now and then. These reduce in favour of a low simmering. Anyone near the bar experiences severe ears popping and a brief wave of heat.
Holly who has gone from the caterwauling to consistent low growling, stares at the tankard with open suspicion, her flattened ears fold up slightly as the noises subside. She also retracts her claws.)
One Captain Janeway, caffeine junkie as requested Barbel! (Gulps) Crikey that one nearly got away form me. I forgot they have strengthened the blend for this winter!
Loeff - try this, "Vulcan's bitter" He is a mate of mine who brews his own beer. Its delicious but powerful in strength, (glances at the tankard) in the alcohol sense, I hasten to add, not voracity. I intend to have a large Sherry!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Hi. After that powerful tonic I feel a litte bit embarassed to order a simple Coke Zero - but I'm doing it anyway!
I hope more people will droppe in tonight.
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Hi. After that powerful tonic I feel a litte bit embarassed to order a simple Coke Zero - but I'm doing it anyway!
I hope more people will droppe in tonight.
One Hot Chocolate, .... Scuse me. (Shakes head.)
Here - One large pint of Coke Zero. I'd better have a second sherry!
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As I'm settling down to watch Appointment with Death, the David Suchet version. I'll have what
Hercule Poirot drinks , some Sirop de Cassis, ...... Yes. A pint of that
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
So, any requests concerning this year's Christmas tree?
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
edited December 2017
Pussy, you know where the Syrup De Chassis is as well as I do!
You pour for yourself while I feed Holly.
24 - we will need two small ones, one near the front door we can hang the gold and silver Q gadgets on, and one reasonably near the fireplace by the Mods armchairs with the standard decorations. Oh! and a 007 gunbarrel wreath for placing in front of the painting of the MI6 Building above the fireplace itself.
If you could please also supply that huge cherry picker this year. - The Zero-Zero Tree in the beer garden will need its DAF Crystal lights and the Icarus star put right at the top. (Looks pointedly at Pussy) and there are some things round here even I can't do! :v
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Loeff - try this, "Vulcan's bitter" He is a mate of mine who brews his own beer. Its delicious but powerful in strength, (glances at the tankard) in the alcohol sense, I hasten to add, not voracity. I intend to have a large Sherry!
[swallows hard, blinks a few times, and slaps hand down on the bartop]
That is...perfect. Another, please!
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"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Vulcan's bitter pint two.
(Scribbles in notebook) ..must ask Vulcan to supply more... (more scribbling) will need Bolinger and Phuyuck Grade II...
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Hi TB2, I'll have that Macallan please. A bit later than I thought, we had to play a bit longer.
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Aye, no bother.
(TB2 produces a Decanter and two glasses on a tray. the decanter has a traditional silver pendant label.
Engraved with 'Reserved for the Scottish Patrons of the SABS' As well as two bacon butties.)
You can see, I did a wee bit o proper prep! Ketchup or Broon sauce? And Cheers. {[]
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Here are some options for decorating the tree. Please make your opinions heard by praising a tree or vandalizing one
Is this to objectify women ?:)
Is this objectifying alcohol ?:)
Is that dancer about to take a Dump in the Trump House
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
24!! You really are the limit!
I appreciate the gesture, but the Zero Zero tree is huge as it is. We need two smaller trees. One that is three storeys high (not counting annual growth) is more than enough for scale.
We need two standard size ones for indoors. Though I give you marks for the upside down one idea, that's original!
Coke Zero or Wonka's Hot Chocolate?
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Silhouette ManThe last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,849MI6 Agent
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the villain's secret lair,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a British agent once tied to a chair,
The stockings were hung by the rocket with care,
In hopes that Ernst Blofeld soon would be there; ........................
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
The Christmas tree debate went off topic faster and to a greater degree than usual )
Yeah, it was all bark and no bite.
Can I have one of those new Elfinis, please? Two elves, pulverised with a pestle, two mint leaves, a couple of cranberries and one sphere of ice, please.
I spent Sunday putting up our decorations, which for me is 2 weeks too early, but Mrs coop has us doing stuff every weekend up to Christmas! Spent ages doing the lights in the trees in the back garden and lighting up our front porch..... Just I. time for storm caroline to blow them all down again!
I spent Sunday putting up our decorations, which for me is 2 weeks too early, but Mrs coop has us doing stuff every weekend up to Christmas! Spent ages doing the lights in the trees in the back garden and lighting up our front porch..... Just I. time for storm caroline to blow them all down again!
This year's coop household tree.
Very nice. Maybe you should change your name from Chris Coop to Chris Mass?
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No no NO!
(Holly starts caterwauling as the mug makes a high pitched shriek on top of the whistling!! - Using thick industrial gloves over his gauntlets, TB2 carefully uses industrial tongs to throw a sizeable horse pill shell filled with a yellow liquid into the tankard. Its like waiting for a small volcano to settle.
The shaking, whistling and shrieking all dramatically subside to gently vibrating, with an odd spasm that makes the tankard do a little "hop" every now and then. These reduce in favour of a low simmering. Anyone near the bar experiences severe ears popping and a brief wave of heat.
Holly who has gone from the caterwauling to consistent low growling, stares at the tankard with open suspicion, her flattened ears fold up slightly as the noises subside. She also retracts her claws.)
One Captain Janeway, caffeine junkie as requested Barbel! (Gulps) Crikey that one nearly got away form me. I forgot they have strengthened the blend for this winter!
Loeff - try this, "Vulcan's bitter" He is a mate of mine who brews his own beer. Its delicious but powerful in strength, (glances at the tankard) in the alcohol sense, I hasten to add, not voracity. I intend to have a large Sherry!
I hope more people will droppe in tonight.
One Hot Chocolate, .... Scuse me. (Shakes head.)
Here - One large pint of Coke Zero. I'd better have a second sherry!
Hercule Poirot drinks , some Sirop de Cassis, ...... Yes. A pint of that
You pour for yourself while I feed Holly.
24 - we will need two small ones, one near the front door we can hang the gold and silver Q gadgets on, and one reasonably near the fireplace by the Mods armchairs with the standard decorations. Oh! and a 007 gunbarrel wreath for placing in front of the painting of the MI6 Building above the fireplace itself.
If you could please also supply that huge cherry picker this year. - The Zero-Zero Tree in the beer garden will need its DAF Crystal lights and the Icarus star put right at the top. (Looks pointedly at Pussy) and there are some things round here even I can't do! :v
[swallows hard, blinks a few times, and slaps hand down on the bartop]
That is...perfect. Another, please!
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
(Scribbles in notebook) ..must ask Vulcan to supply more... (more scribbling) will need Bolinger and Phuyuck Grade II...
Hi TB2, I'll have that Macallan please. A bit later than I thought, we had to play a bit longer.
(TB2 produces a Decanter and two glasses on a tray. the decanter has a traditional silver pendant label.
Engraved with 'Reserved for the Scottish Patrons of the SABS' As well as two bacon butties.)
You can see, I did a wee bit o proper prep! Ketchup or Broon sauce? And Cheers. {[]
Why do you think a put oot two glasses?
Once I've eaten its bed time. Pussy said he will open up in the morning.
Sounds like a Trombone
Sgt Peppers toxic trainer Band :v
UM PA PA
And it‘s an UKULELE X-(
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Here are some options for decorating the tree. Please make your opinions heard by praising a tree or vandalizing one
Is this to objectify women ?:)
Is this objectifying alcohol ?:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iiUeBUVIUI
Is that dancer about to take a Dump in the Trump House
I appreciate the gesture, but the Zero Zero tree is huge as it is. We need two smaller trees. One that is three storeys high (not counting annual growth) is more than enough for scale.
We need two standard size ones for indoors. Though I give you marks for the upside down one idea, that's original!
Coke Zero or Wonka's Hot Chocolate?
So glad we both don't drink, Pete.
Though Damian Green might be...
Who looks at pictures showing many P........ !
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the villain's secret lair,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a British agent once tied to a chair,
The stockings were hung by the rocket with care,
In hopes that Ernst Blofeld soon would be there; ........................
Yeah, it was all bark and no bite.
Can I have one of those new Elfinis, please? Two elves, pulverised with a pestle, two mint leaves, a couple of cranberries and one sphere of ice, please.
Very nice. Maybe you should change your name from Chris Coop to Chris Mass?