The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We must get to the bottom of this ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    But it's a weighty problem...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I have tried Coke vanilla, it's very nice. The only trouble I've ever had with a loo seat was it hitting me
    On the head, when I splashed on a little toilet water :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,848MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Ok, I'll have a Coke Vanilla Zero.
    Do you think it will keep toilet seats safe in the future?

    Ah, very good. Forgot that you can get that now! :) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I need a drink, just read a complaint about the river flowing in the wrong direction during the boat chase in Moonraker !
    8-) Bloody hell, now that is really going after a film for the smallest of reasons :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    (Massive sneeze)

    PUSSY! Can you please feed Holly? I'm feeling lousy. (Blows nose)
    I'll do the itinerary and supplies list once I have a hot toddy and some sleep.
    (Stuttered coughing.). Urrgh!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I hope that's not the most deadly of all illnesses, ..... MAN FLU !!!! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I'm so pleased the pub has reopened. Tb2 I'm sorry to hear you are I'll, have a hot toddy on me.
    I'm currently enjoying the last of my Xmas red wine and whisky ( not together) and listening to pink Floyd live (pulse) in advent darkness with just ambient blue mood lighting.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    I'm actually planning to get a flu shot next week! :))
    Right now I just want a Coke Zero. Preferably as a shot...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I'm actually planning to get a flu shot next week! :))
    Right now I just want a Coke Zero. Preferably as a shot...

    I'd prescribe some Pink Floyd and single malt! much better than a needle in the ++++ :D
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Watching an old Grand Tour episode, when they try and make a reef with old cars.
    Clarkson about to jump in the water with his air tanks on his back asked ........
    " Do I look like Roger Moore ?"
    with May answering .....
    " Yes, ... Roger Moore the Greengrocer !" :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Watching an old Grand Tour episode, when they try and make a reef with old cars.
    Clarkson about to jump in the water with his air tanks on his back asked ........
    " Do I look like Roger Moore ?"
    with May answering .....
    " Yes, ... Roger Moore the Greengrocer !" :))
    Lol. We have a Roger Moore near us ,and he has a mechanics garage ,he has been there years
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Must be great to say you had your car fixed by Roger Moore
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I’m off to the Big Apple in Feb with my boy (he’s 31) I will need a book to read on the flight ,any suggestions ,I’ve read Dr No and FRWL ,so was thinking of LALD ,I’m saving Moonraker for Cyprus in June this year
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    AS, you should get a copy of Colonel Sun to read in Cyprus as it’s set in the Greek islands -{
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    Have a good time, AS.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    AS, you should get a copy of Colonel Sun to read in Cyprus as it’s set in the Greek islands -{
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Colonel Sun in the sun for me then ,I will save moonraker for another day
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Where is everyone? Never know the pub to be so quiet.

    (TB2 cleans several glasses, as well as Holly's bowl, before setting out her dinner.
    He then starts scribbling an itinerary stock list)


    Cpt Janeway Coffee ingredients.... Proseco for M'Lady,... Coke Vanilla and Zero for 24,... Burbon - I think? for Madame Vesper... Carrots for Donk.... PUSSY!! Do you need anything?

    (Holly comes in the dog sized cat flap, Meows at TB2 then makes a bee line for her bowl and starts eatting.)
    If only everyone's orders were as easy as yours are Holly!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I have been in my fortress of solitude, pondering on the great questions of life.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    The usual, please :D
    It has been really quiet lately. not only here, but in the rest of AJB too. I hope they announce the director soon, so people can get upset and emotional again.
    I nearly ran over some deer this morning. It wasn't on purpose. I was driving to work and suddenly 4-5 deer were standing on the road in front of my car. I hit the breaks, but I feared I would lose control of the car if I tried to stop too quicly or not be able to stop in time if I was too careful, so I used the horn. Thankfully the deers were startled and ran off the road.
    Later in the day I read a very gory poem to some of my co-workers. Life isn't always dull -{
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Here you go 24 Pint of Coke Zero.
    I'll share a story of a White stag I once saw a bit later, when I am not so busy.

    Of course by Fortress Of Solitude, Pussy means either the Landlords bathroom upstairs,or possibly his man cave at home!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    Thank you, TB2. Service here is incredibly fast. ⚡
    I hope more people will joined us....
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    I'll have an Irish coffee please! (But with Scottish whisky, of course- is "Scottish coffee" a recognised term?)
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    No Janeway Coffee? Well, saves me some work!
    A Celtic Coffee. - There you go Barbel.


    24, Sarcasm about the service has an impact factor of doubles.
    Ie, it will take twice as long!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    ( is "Scottish coffee" a recognised term?)

    :D Is that a Coffee Mug with a skirt? :D

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    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    (TB2 states at Higgs for a moment. He then puts a sign above the bar next to the "No furniture jokes" one. It says.

    "Staff reserve the right not to serve the public while wearing or owning obnoxious lime green trainers."

    Thank You!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    I didn't complain of the service, TB2. I was complimenting the unique ambience and staff here in SABS :D
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    That's alright then!
    Oh Crikey! You just reminded.me, The A.R.S.E. needs it's Cylon eye lens reset!
    Now I know what I am doing tomorrow.
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    I was wonder ingen why the A.R.S.E. was looking at me like that.....
    Hot chocolate, please (indescretely gives self a a large shot of insulin)
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