No, Autocorrect didn't do any damage this time. I'm of course proud of my sister even though the family is to bludgeoning animals to death. You know, the proper way.
I don't know. Moose live to the east, near Sweden. I have only seen a live moose once. I was in the same region as where she lives and I walked down a forrest road suddenly I saw a moose about fifteen feet in front of me. We had a quiet moment before it walked away.
The deer hunt is around now. My father was an exellent shot (better than the snipers in the brigade he served his national service in), but his eyesight is going and he never liked killing for sport. I don't hunt either. But we are minor landowners and hunters sometimes bring us our share in a plastic bag.
My new manager's ( he's been here a few months ) Mother
Was in an early Bond film. Asked me to find a good deal on
A phone ( he had one in mind ), I suggested another which
Saved the lady £100. Which pleased them both -{
I'm not going into details on who etc, as that's a more private
Issue.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I love this place. SABS is away from the stress and demands of the outside world. Especially the service happens at a stately pace, safe in the knowldege that the job is theirs forever. -{
)
There are elections for landlord, and if the patrons
Vote the wrong way, ...... we have another until they
Vote the Right way
Holly can be very persuasive!
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
(enters, discovers the jukebox in the corner and dusts it off. Then dusts it off some more. Then puts on a an old single from the 1980's marked "Shame", shame, shame")
Ended my Return of the Saint boxset, and watched the special
Features. It's still a great series after all these years. The
Location work is amazing, they really did film all over Italy, France
and the South of England.
In one episode The Saint has to run into the house of commons
To get to Big Ben carrying a gun ( to catch an assassin). They used hidden cameras.
They commented on the audio track, that you couldn't film that today.
( The commentary is around twenty years old ) Sad to think of the
Recent horrible attack at this very spot.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
(TB2 looks around aghast.
Holly is standing next to him. Her tail fluffs out and she starts growling.)
What the Blue Bloddy Hell has been goimg on while I was away!?! The place is filthy!!
(To the Cat). Holly, you will have to bring him in later. We have to clean up this, Mess!!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Welcome back, TB2. You have been sorely missed.
(Points at the money on the bar)
Some foreigner came by, drank a bottle of …. some kind of soft drink, paid and left.
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Thank You Fellas, its good to be back.
I'll get this place cleaned up, and I have some enhancements for the A.R.S.E and a few other bits and pieces too.
I'll start by getting that miney in the till and prepping the clean up operation. (Growling) Once I have served Holly her dinner! Come on cat!
By the way, have I missed anything, any news?
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Not much, we've discovered a spinning vortex of evil
In one of the cellars. One of the seven gateways to
Hell, apparently!
A short alien invasion, successfully fought off when
We discovered they were allergic to peanuts ..... I was
So proud to see so many of our members nuts, used
So effectively...............
........ and I now identify as a German watch and shoe
Fetishist. ....... oh, and there seems to be some Spy
Film in the pipeline.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
There is a pop single sung by Izabella Scorupco (of Izabella Thread fame) in the SABS jukebox, did you know that?
The big news about Bond25 is that there is no news, something that's led to a lot of discussion.
Also, some of the Coke Zero behind the bar is so old it can be considered vintage. Do you have any idea of how rare a Coke Zero from 2003 is, especially around me?
)
On first seeing Alan's Bondathon, my wife
Told me " That's You !"
Also that sequence of AP listening to the
Theme, gets a mention in the dvd commentary
Of RotS
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
(TB2 looks carefully around the pub. The fire is crackling in thr hearth. The wood panels are all clean and shiny from being freshly polished, as are the tables, chairs amd bartop. The Mods Armchairs are sparkling, and each fitted with a small new brass plaques saying names like 'Sir Miles' 'Barbel' etc. Siamease fighting fish attack each other in the beer garden pond, creating ripples and splashes. Where the hedges have been trimmed and the Bond Garden Of Honour busts have been cleaned of moss and lichens. Fresh lilles have been planted in front of the bust of Lois Maxwell. A small stone piano shaped bird bath is next to Bernard Lee's bust.
The ARSE has had its Cylon eye upgraded to a pulsing version that also sweeps back and forth like a clock pendulum showing its in standby mode. A flat series of rectangular black bars and a mini speaker have been fitted to the wall panel right next to it.
New cushions are on the Mods chairs too. Embroidered, they show locations such as the MI6 Vauxhall Building, Thane Castle, Auric Enterprises, Drax's French Chateau and Piz Gloria amongst others.
Holly pokes her head through the Alsation sized cat flap.)
Alright cat, Now you can bring him in now!
(Holly goes back out, and then comes back in gently carrying what looks like a slightly larger than average black domestic cat by the scruff of the neck. Once they are both in, she gently puts the newcomer down, who is a bit legs and whiskers everywhere. But as he sits up, his curved ears, snoutish nose and longer than average tail reveal the truth...)
Everyone this is Freddy! Son of Holly. He is a bit shy, but should settle in nicely.
What is everyone drinking then?
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
(N24 looks around in the establishment. Stands a while in front of the bust of Plenty o'Toole the Bond Garden Of Honour, then nods approvingly)
This looks splendid, TB2! it will probably take a while to get used to the smell of soap and the shine in a recently washed surface, but I think this will be a success :007)
One Coke Zero, please.
Comments
Is it considered a delicacy or just standard meat ?
The deer hunt is around now. My father was an exellent shot (better than the snipers in the brigade he served his national service in), but his eyesight is going and he never liked killing for sport. I don't hunt either. But we are minor landowners and hunters sometimes bring us our share in a plastic bag.
You know, I think Malenia Trump's fashion consultant is a member of The Resistance Inside The White House
My new manager's ( he's been here a few months ) Mother
Was in an early Bond film. Asked me to find a good deal on
A phone ( he had one in mind ), I suggested another which
Saved the lady £100. Which pleased them both -{
I'm not going into details on who etc, as that's a more private
Issue.
I'm also hungry. Can you have anything unhealthy, expensive and ideally politically incorrect on the menu?
Not " Whale meat again "
Paddy McGuiness to be the new host of Top Gear !
I guess the BBC have decided to kill off the show
There are elections for landlord, and if the patrons
Vote the wrong way, ...... we have another until they
Vote the Right way
Holly can be very persuasive!
My box set ( DVD collection ) of " The Return of the Saint "
Arrived today, really looking forward to watching these again.
Doesn't sound very Bondian to me. I wonder why it's here?
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=shame+shame+shame+on+you+if+you+can%27t+dance+too&&view=detail&mid=68E448162BDB030F2BE068E448162BDB030F2BE0&&FORM=VRDGAR
(Goes behind the bar, dusts off a Coke Zero bottle)
This doesn't look very Bondian either. I should make sure no-one else finds it. Might ruin what's left of SABS's reputation.
(Opens the bottle, leaves the Norwegian prize of a bottle of Coke on the bar)
Features. It's still a great series after all these years. The
Location work is amazing, they really did film all over Italy, France
and the South of England.
In one episode The Saint has to run into the house of commons
To get to Big Ben carrying a gun ( to catch an assassin). They used hidden cameras.
They commented on the audio track, that you couldn't film that today.
( The commentary is around twenty years old ) Sad to think of the
Recent horrible attack at this very spot.
Holly is standing next to him. Her tail fluffs out and she starts growling.)
What the Blue Bloddy Hell has been goimg on while I was away!?! The place is filthy!!
(To the Cat). Holly, you will have to bring him in later. We have to clean up this, Mess!!
(Points at the money on the bar)
Some foreigner came by, drank a bottle of …. some kind of soft drink, paid and left.
I'll get this place cleaned up, and I have some enhancements for the A.R.S.E and a few other bits and pieces too.
I'll start by getting that miney in the till and prepping the clean up operation. (Growling) Once I have served Holly her dinner! Come on cat!
By the way, have I missed anything, any news?
In one of the cellars. One of the seven gateways to
Hell, apparently!
A short alien invasion, successfully fought off when
We discovered they were allergic to peanuts ..... I was
So proud to see so many of our members nuts, used
So effectively...............
........ and I now identify as a German watch and shoe
Fetishist.
Film in the pipeline.
The big news about Bond25 is that there is no news, something that's led to a lot of discussion.
Also, some of the Coke Zero behind the bar is so old it can be considered vintage. Do you have any idea of how rare a Coke Zero from 2003 is, especially around me?
'The Return of The Saint' is one of my favourite ever theme tunes. I had it as my ringtone for a while.
Just don't play it in a Lexus in a graveyard.
https://youtu.be/Os38o2K0QPo
It is a fantastic theme, My other favourite
Is the Theme from Department S
https://youtu.be/Z_W5UK69xBo
Or .... Top Gear's version
https://youtu.be/qLp4FhDAfQk
Want to know something funny? We had a blue Lexus just like the one in the clip.
Never played the RoTS theme in it mind but did often refer to it as 'the Lexus' ;%
AP's Bondathon ... Best summary of TSWLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC8dWWImNzU
Steve Coogan is a big Bond fan ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K46Mg4csqFE
On first seeing Alan's Bondathon, my wife
Told me " That's You !"
Also that sequence of AP listening to the
Theme, gets a mention in the dvd commentary
Of RotS
The ARSE has had its Cylon eye upgraded to a pulsing version that also sweeps back and forth like a clock pendulum showing its in standby mode. A flat series of rectangular black bars and a mini speaker have been fitted to the wall panel right next to it.
New cushions are on the Mods chairs too. Embroidered, they show locations such as the MI6 Vauxhall Building, Thane Castle, Auric Enterprises, Drax's French Chateau and Piz Gloria amongst others.
Holly pokes her head through the Alsation sized cat flap.)
Alright cat, Now you can bring him in now!
(Holly goes back out, and then comes back in gently carrying what looks like a slightly larger than average black domestic cat by the scruff of the neck. Once they are both in, she gently puts the newcomer down, who is a bit legs and whiskers everywhere. But as he sits up, his curved ears, snoutish nose and longer than average tail reveal the truth...)
Everyone this is Freddy! Son of Holly. He is a bit shy, but should settle in nicely.
What is everyone drinking then?
This looks splendid, TB2! it will probably take a while to get used to the smell of soap and the shine in a recently washed surface, but I think this will be a success :007)
One Coke Zero, please.