Once on the news quiz ( bbc radio 4 ) where the read out
Newspaper headlines and adverts, which could have a
Double meaning. The read an advert for an upcoming
Kids music concert, using violins with the tag line.
" come along to enjoy a night of Kiddy fiddling " )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
An elderly lady in strange clothes has lurked outside SABS all day, keeping an eye on the door. I think I've seen her somehere before. Should we be worried? I managed to take a photo of her in case she works for an enemy inteligence organisation such as IMF or UNCLE:
Rediscovering my enjoyment of Coke Zero, like every evening
On Friday I agreed to do some volunteer work in the future. A refugee from Etiopia has asked to get in contact with a native so he can learn more of the language and culture. The poor fellow gets me
No, he'll move back to Etiopia before Christmas after having to spend time with me )
It's a cunning far-right plan - as you know from The Guardian I'm far right.
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
The only Far Right in this establishment, is the Ladies loo!
The Gents is the Nearside left.
Right, now that everyone is on their second or third (fresh drinks on the bar)
time to reprogram the till. Oh dear.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Watching an old QI episode, they asked the question. What did the Romans
think of the ancient Britains ? The answer came from one Roman historian
who said " The Britain's wear little clothing to show off their tattoos " …….
…… So nothing much has changed
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order and peace?
Yeah, apart from better sanitation and medicine and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order and peace, what have the Romans ever done for us?
I never wanted to do this, you know. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Oh, don't get me started on the Romans!
War with Earth, attempting to conquer Vulcan, the terms of The Treaty Of Algernon....
I may have got something muddled here.
Freddy! Don't do that in the bird bath!!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Where is everyone tonight? I ran into 0073 on his way to the forrest to rake leaves, but I haven't seen anyone else lately.
ARSE, do you have enough Artificial Intelligence to know what I mean by "the usual"?
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
edited November 2018
Here! Who has depleted the Coke Zero tank?!
I can't remember when the ARSE has been so busy!
Its time I took matters into my own hands to get some AI help around here...
(TB2 picks up the phone and starts dialling...)
Nearly forgot... BARBEL!!! Breakfast's ready!!
(Freddy pokes his head up from Holly's basket, wondering what the noise is about,
then settles again, when he sees his Mother is peacefully watching what is going on.)
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Getting the bathroom re-tiled and new fittings etc .
So far ......
I've developed a leak in my study ceiling, the kitchen ceiling
Now has a hole in the corner ( so will need to be Re-plastered.
The best moment so far, has to be the cat, wandering in to
The bathroom and falling through a hole, so is now missing
Somewhere in the ceiling space !
...... the sooner I'm back at work for some peace and quiet
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I'm officially out of Coke Zero at home, so here I am.
Say, has anyone thought about Christmas decorations here?
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
One Coke Zero 24.
I will be digging out the decorations for that whopping huge tree you gave us a couple of years ago.
Its still growing nicely in the garden. It takes time to do, but its worth it.
I'll have to talk to Pussy about what we are doing indoors, but I still have those Goldfinger and OHMSS indoor trees, and we will get a nice Wreath. Assuming Holly doesn't give it to Freddy as a kitty toy!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Early Christmas message I hope everyone has the ....
.... Best year ever, and laugh lots. {[]
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
edited December 2018
Happy Christmas all!
Freddy, get off that tree, its not one of your toys!
(Freddy is balanced on one of the larger indoor trees. He shoots a defiant look at TB2)
Holly, I need assistance here!
(Holly sits up from her basket, woken from a nap. Tail twitching she looks up, frowns at Freddy and lets out an almighty 'GROAAWWR! roar. Freddy looses his balance, gives out a meeewing Yelp, the tree topples over burying juvinile panther and TB2 in a tinkling mess of artificial spruce, decorations and fairy lights. Holly goes back to sleep.
A slightly muffled Scottish voice emerges from somewhere in the tree debris. A large cats tail is sticking out of the mess, all fluffed out in shock)
This is NOT how I wanted to start my day!! Pussy? PUSSY!! BARBEL! M!! Someoene help out from under here!
I'm stuck betwen a tree and a Cat's face.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Comments
Hope everyone else does too. (Pushes a briming glass across the bar.)
Coke Zero, please
Newspaper headlines and adverts, which could have a
Double meaning. The read an advert for an upcoming
Kids music concert, using violins with the tag line.
" come along to enjoy a night of Kiddy fiddling "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67hdfVFA_ns
A contestant in the Miss Bumbum competition has been
Banned for life .... For having a fake bottom !
It's terrible when people sully the good name of such a
Nobel and philanthropic meeting
Lemonade. -{
On Friday I agreed to do some volunteer work in the future. A refugee from Etiopia has asked to get in contact with a native so he can learn more of the language and culture. The poor fellow gets me
Only joking, I'm sure you'll be an
Excellent teacher.
It's a cunning far-right plan - as you know from The Guardian I'm far right.
The Gents is the Nearside left.
Right, now that everyone is on their second or third (fresh drinks on the bar)
time to reprogram the till. Oh dear.
think of the ancient Britains ? The answer came from one Roman historian
who said " The Britain's wear little clothing to show off their tattoos " …….
…… So nothing much has changed
Apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order and peace?
I never wanted to do this, you know. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!
War with Earth, attempting to conquer Vulcan, the terms of The Treaty Of Algernon....
I may have got something muddled here.
Freddy! Don't do that in the bird bath!!
ARSE, do you have enough Artificial Intelligence to know what I mean by "the usual"?
I can't remember when the ARSE has been so busy!
Its time I took matters into my own hands to get some AI help around here...
(TB2 picks up the phone and starts dialling...)
Nearly forgot... BARBEL!!! Breakfast's ready!!
(Freddy pokes his head up from Holly's basket, wondering what the noise is about,
then settles again, when he sees his Mother is peacefully watching what is going on.)
Getting the bathroom re-tiled and new fittings etc .
So far ......
I've developed a leak in my study ceiling, the kitchen ceiling
Now has a hole in the corner ( so will need to be Re-plastered.
The best moment so far, has to be the cat, wandering in to
The bathroom and falling through a hole, so is now missing
Somewhere in the ceiling space !
...... the sooner I'm back at work for some peace and quiet
Say, has anyone thought about Christmas decorations here?
I will be digging out the decorations for that whopping huge tree you gave us a couple of years ago.
Its still growing nicely in the garden. It takes time to do, but its worth it.
I'll have to talk to Pussy about what we are doing indoors, but I still have those Goldfinger and OHMSS indoor trees, and we will get a nice Wreath. Assuming Holly doesn't give it to Freddy as a kitty toy!
Here are some sugestions for festive decorations:
I think this suggestion from a government official is going beyond the call of duty:
.... Best year ever, and laugh lots. {[]
Freddy, get off that tree, its not one of your toys!
(Freddy is balanced on one of the larger indoor trees. He shoots a defiant look at TB2)
Holly, I need assistance here!
(Holly sits up from her basket, woken from a nap. Tail twitching she looks up, frowns at Freddy and lets out an almighty 'GROAAWWR! roar. Freddy looses his balance, gives out a meeewing Yelp, the tree topples over burying juvinile panther and TB2 in a tinkling mess of artificial spruce, decorations and fairy lights. Holly goes back to sleep.
A slightly muffled Scottish voice emerges from somewhere in the tree debris. A large cats tail is sticking out of the mess, all fluffed out in shock)
This is NOT how I wanted to start my day!! Pussy? PUSSY!! BARBEL! M!! Someoene help out from under here!
I'm stuck betwen a tree and a Cat's face.