Pubs in England re-opened today after having been closed for some virus-related reason. Can I ask if any of our fine English members are sober tonight? -{
Thanks, Barbel, I may well join the group watch on Monday with "The Ipcress File", its a favourite spy film of mine, as well as any others in the future. Just so long as the classic OK Connery: Operation Kid Brother is scheduled somewhere down the line, of course...
Oh, for sure! I think Higgins is just waiting for the right moment.
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
(TB2 is parked on his usual Stool at the end of the bar. Holly is on the bar watching what he is doing on the laptop.
The A.R.S.E is quietly recharging in stand by mode, and in spite of encouraging noises from his Mother, Freddie is stubbornly staying under the Sideboard under the A.R.S.E. Occasionally a set of whiskers and a pair of eyes peek out before going back into the shadows.)
Ok that should be it.... Computer Test 147..... Run!
(The New White A.R.S.E scans the room with its medical eye. A voice not unlike Naomi Harris comes forem its speaker...) "No hostile bacterial life forms detected. No biological risk factors detected. The SABS is clear and safe. "
Hooray - the C.orona-virus H.ealth E.nvironmental E.ngine C.heck K.inetic S.canner now has a working voice synthesizer!
What didn't work for the A.R.S.E, does work here...
Ladies and Gentlemen say Hullo to our anti Coronavirus detector, the C.H.E.E.K.S!
C.H.E.E.K.S. uses the same sort of scan Cylon interface as the A.R.S.E, but has a voice interface instead of the pictographs screen. And before you ask yes they do get on. Come on Holly its your tea time!
(The C.H.E.E.K.S gives off a flirty, slightly naughty giggle. The A.R.S.E responds by displaying a screenshot of a heart and flowers.) Yes, Ok you two!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Alas, the founder of the bar has gone missing. TB2 has kindly agreed to take over the management and has been making a few changes while carrying out an excellent job.
That said, I think we all hope to see the founder return to our fold. I'd have loved his involvement with the watchalongs for one thing.
Guys, I had a chat with TP and he's fine. He may be back someday, and asks TB2 to keep a seat at the bar for him.
At the bar? No no no, he is still the owner and Landlord, his seat is where it belongs, behind the bar.
Its kept warm too, Holly likes to sit on it when shes watching me do the books.
Barbel, next time You hear from him, Please tell him I miss him too.
His room upstairs and the Science Lab are both exactly as he left them.
Well, apart from that glowing beaker that Freddie saw fit to pee in.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
(TB2 Looks confused, setting out glasses anmd prepping drinks, Holly is puzzled too as she cautiously sniffs around the table legs)
Where? Where is he? ?:) C.H.E.E.K.S? Bio scan please!
C.H.E.E.K.S scans all areas with her Cylon eye. There is a pause then she says
"Human and Feline bio signature detected, but Thunderpussy is not amongst them.
No Viruses, no Bio Haserdous compounds. The SABs is safe... But the Owner is not in."
Ok I'm stumped!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
C.H.E.E.K.S scans all areas with her Cylon eye. There is a pause then she says
"Human and Feline bio signature detected, Thunderpussy IS amongst them.
No Viruses, no Bio Haserdous compounds. The SABs is safe... The Owner?
Thete he is!"
Well I'll be! PM replied! -{
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Wonderful stuff TB2, I'd heard rumours about your CHEEKS and can see they're true.
I hope you'll continue to run things up to the Palácio´s usual standards.
I once had the misfortune to kiss Barbel on the cheeks, sadly he was tying his shoe
laces at the time
Been on a quick tour of The Republic of Isthmus, lovely President and the beautiful
Island of San Monique. Hoping to set up a couple of sister Bars. The booze there can
be very strong, can give you a nasty turn.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Comments
I have Heineken and a family re-watch of SPECTRE though, so I'm all set -{ :007)
Any others?
"The spectre of defeat..."
"The spectre of defeat..."
The A.R.S.E is quietly recharging in stand by mode, and in spite of encouraging noises from his Mother, Freddie is stubbornly staying under the Sideboard under the A.R.S.E. Occasionally a set of whiskers and a pair of eyes peek out before going back into the shadows.)
Ok that should be it.... Computer Test 147..... Run!
(The New White A.R.S.E scans the room with its medical eye. A voice not unlike Naomi Harris comes forem its speaker...)
"No hostile bacterial life forms detected. No biological risk factors detected. The SABS is clear and safe. "
Hooray - the C.orona-virus H.ealth E.nvironmental E.ngine C.heck K.inetic S.canner now has a working voice synthesizer!
What didn't work for the A.R.S.E, does work here...
Ladies and Gentlemen say Hullo to our anti Coronavirus detector, the C.H.E.E.K.S!
C.H.E.E.K.S. uses the same sort of scan Cylon interface as the A.R.S.E, but has a voice interface instead of the pictographs screen. And before you ask yes they do get on. Come on Holly its your tea time!
(The C.H.E.E.K.S gives off a flirty, slightly naughty giggle. The A.R.S.E responds by displaying a screenshot of a heart and flowers.) Yes, Ok you two!
That said, I think we all hope to see the founder return to our fold. I'd have loved his involvement with the watchalongs for one thing.
he's been missing since March!
hope he's ok
But yes, he's okay- or at least he was the last time I heard from him. I think others have communicated with him, too.
Things have been awfully dull round here.
Let's hope he comes back soon, eh.
I think we all hope TP will return :007)
Well, where there's an A.R.S.E. there should be C.H.E.E.K.S.
And fair enough too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdyf9ZRjda8
At the bar? No no no, he is still the owner and Landlord, his seat is where it belongs, behind the bar.
Its kept warm too, Holly likes to sit on it when shes watching me do the books.
Barbel, next time You hear from him, Please tell him I miss him too.
His room upstairs and the Science Lab are both exactly as he left them.
Well, apart from that glowing beaker that Freddie saw fit to pee in.
Where? Where is he? ?:) C.H.E.E.K.S? Bio scan please!
C.H.E.E.K.S scans all areas with her Cylon eye. There is a pause then she says
"Human and Feline bio signature detected, but Thunderpussy is not amongst them.
No Viruses, no Bio Haserdous compounds. The SABs is safe... But the Owner is not in."
Ok I'm stumped!
( I've PMed you TB2 )
"Human and Feline bio signature detected, Thunderpussy IS amongst them.
No Viruses, no Bio Haserdous compounds. The SABs is safe... The Owner?
Thete he is!"
Well I'll be! PM replied!
I hope you'll continue to run things up to the Palácio´s usual standards.
I once had the misfortune to kiss Barbel on the cheeks, sadly he was tying his shoe
laces at the time
Been on a quick tour of The Republic of Isthmus, lovely President and the beautiful
Island of San Monique. Hoping to set up a couple of sister Bars. The booze there can
be very strong, can give you a nasty turn.
Sounds like interesting adventures. They say San Monique is very beautiful.