The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I had stranger combinations of Drink as a Teenager :)) Cider and Irish Cream :D It curdles and has a horrendous Taste, but it's guaranteed to get you annihilated rather quickly :))
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    A busy night in the Silencer and Bra Strap tonight! :) A whisky and ginger when you're ready please barman {[]

    Not sure where the barkeep has gone... but I'm still waiting on a wine from last night. :#

    :))
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I think the old Bill were around earlier, and I saw someone being escorted off the Premises with a Tea Towel over there Head.
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    I think the old Bill were around earlier, and I saw someone being escorted off the Premises with a Tea Towel over there Head.

    you mean 'their head'

    :#

    :))
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :))

    That's a Labor Education for you ;)
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Well get over it!

    There = almost here

    Their = belonging to them

    They're = short for they are...

    There you go, it's there for your reference. No excuses!
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,337MI6 Agent
    No drinks but good company all the same {[]
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I agree {[]
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    No drinks but good company all the same {[]

    Really?

    I'd prefer a barman! :D
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,782Chief of Staff
    Lexi wrote:
    No drinks but good company all the same {[]

    Really?

    I'd prefer a barman! :D

    Your prefer any man :o :D
    YNWA 97
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Lexi wrote:
    No drinks but good company all the same {[]

    Really?

    I'd prefer a barman! :D

    Your prefer any man :o :D

    ...well, after a few glasses.... ;%

    but I would LOVE a barman.... Thunderpants, where are you ???? :))
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    edited March 2015
    Sorry everyone! I got fed up waiting for the Barkeep, so I started nosing about. Besides, Holly needed feeding. When she starts growling its a bad sign.


    Right, Barbel -
    A Scotch Cacophony. = A measure of whisky, a measure of whisky and a half measure of whisky. Shake it very well until it's ice cold then add nothing at all. (Glass placed on table)

    Agent Lexi -
    Large Glass of red heres the bottle too.
    (Huge Brandy glass and wine bottle placed on table.

    The Domino Effect. -
    Turned over footwear of Germany. Bear in mind the last person who had couldn't see for a week!
    (Carefully places a luminous glass containing a green liquid on the table.)

    Captain Scarlet -
    Snakebite? With two measures of whiskey dumped in. As a Scot I refuse to comment on this "cocktail!
    (Places pint on the table with a mournful expression)


    The Red Kind -
    Hullo! Have we met before? If not nice to meet you. Whiskey and Ginger it is.
    (Places glass on the table) I wasn't sure f you wanted ice so here is some (places an ice tray on the table)

    Re the tea towel, probaly "their heid."

    Holly? Holly! (The cat pads in from the large catflap, meows and starts purring) Here you go m'dear fresh chicken pieces with a little beef gravy. Oh and some of those kitty crunchies you like. (Places a large metal dog food bowl on the floor, next to a water dish.


    I'm having a bottle of Crabbies Ginger Raspberry after all that lot. - Where is that Landlord, and how is everyone!

    (Sits down with tumbler and the bottle, pours a glass, and tickles the cat's ears.)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    We need one of these in the SABS

    Batsignal.jpg
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Sorry everyone! I got fed up waiting for the Barkeep, so I started nosing about. Besides, Holly needed feeding. When she starts growling its a bad sign.


    Right, Barbel -
    A Scotch Cacophony. = A measure of whisky, a measure of whisky and a half measure of whisky. Shake it very well until it's ice cold then add nothing at all. (Glass placed on table)

    Agent Lexi -
    Large Glass of red heres the bottle too.
    (Huge Brandy glass and wine bottle placed on table.

    The Domino Effect. -
    Turned over footwear of Germany. Bear in mind the last person who had couldn't see for a week!
    (Carefully places a luminous glass containing a green liquid on the table.)

    Captain Scarlet -
    Snakebite? With two measures of whiskey dumped in. As a Scot I refuse to comment on this "cocktail!
    (Places pint on the table with a mournful expression)


    The Red Kind -
    Hullo! Have we met before? If not nice to meet you. Whiskey and Ginger it is.
    (Places glass on the table) I wasn't sure f you wanted ice so here is some (places an ice tray on the table)

    Re the tea towel, probaly "their heid."

    Holly? Holly! (The cat pads in from the large catflap, meows and starts purring) Here you go m'dear fresh chicken pieces with a little beef gravy. Oh and some of those kitty crunchies you like. (Places a large metal dog food bowl on the floor, next to a water dish.


    I'm having a bottle of Crabbies Ginger Raspberry after all that lot. - Where is that Landlord, and how is everyone!

    (Sits down with tumbler and the bottle, pours a glass, and tickles the cat's ears.)

    :x

    Thank you!
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    My Glass is a bit flithy :#
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    edited March 2015
    Your most welcome. - Dehydration and poor service. Can't stand either.

    Capt Scarlet, you know where the kitchen is as well as I do. Besides that dishwasher looks vile.
    I'm had to improvise quite a bit. esp for the Über Schuhe in Deutschland gedreht, to use its correct name.

    Does beg the question though, where is Pussy?
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Your most welcome. - Dehydration and poor service. Can't stand either.

    Does beg the question though, where is Pussy?

    Rare night off???

    or, perhaps he really IS Daniel Craig... and busy at comic relief!
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Come to think of it, BL and Higgins are not in here either ?:)
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,782Chief of Staff
    Does beg the question though, where is Pussy?

    And if that question doesn't bring him out - then he could be dead :))
    YNWA 97
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    I know that tone of acid wit! - What are you having M?
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  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,337MI6 Agent
    You're doing a great job holding the fort TB2 {[] And definitely with ice. Thanks
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Not a prob! I have left a second round out, and there is a fresh ice bucket in the mini fridge near the till.

    I had better start keeping note of what resupplies needs to be ordered by Pussy when he gets back. (Pulls out pen and notepad and starts scribbling. )
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm Back ! :D
    Sorry had to go give some voice coaching lessons, Pierce wants to try an Irish
    Accent in his next film. ;) glad to see TB2 entertaining everyone. {[]
    Everyone enjoy the Bond sketch on comic relief , Though some of DC ad libs
    On the train very funny " he's bit me !" :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I have installed a state of the are automatic drinks serving robot. Bought
    It down the market off of a Latvian fruit seller, who does a side line in
    High Tech items, apparently Latvia leads the world in electronics and
    Robotics !
    So in future if I'm not about ( usually out crime fighting in a cape ...... High
    Heels, fake tan and a utility belt ). Best £17.99 I've spent. :)
    Simply push the numbered button for your drink, and quickly the .....
    Aotumatic Robotic Serving Engine, or A.R.S.E will provide you with a delicious
    libation.
    It also has some built in "Banter" for all occasions, like ......
    " Did you see the game last night, what were they thinking "
    " No Trainers !"
    " I blame the French!"
    " Glass of wine for the Lady "
    " Don't worry, it's supposed to be that shape "

    It also has a link to my mobile so I'll be able to talk from it if needed, it's an all in one
    Unit, Drinks server and at times I can Talk out of my A.R.S.E, when needed. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    What if it becomes self aware and starts killing us off?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Not a chance, it's plugged into the wall. Any killing will have to be
    In a six foot radius ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    We need a cleaning Robot as well. The Maid has refused to work since she saw the State of the Toilets :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Those toilets are state of the art, ..... If the art was by Tracey Emin ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    I can Talk out of my A.R.S.E, when needed. :D
    :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    I'm sure it will feel just like normal when you are talking through your A.R.S.E. :D

    One Coke Zero with ice, please!
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