The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Although I have a different set of skills, I have similar feelings in that
    I love the excitement of being out taking photos but hate the days spent
    In " Photoshop" tweaking and preparing them. :D
    Although I guess no one else knows the sound you're looking for, except you. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,894Chief of Staff
    Much the same principle, just in different areas.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I love the excitement of being out taking photos

    Yes, I can anticipate with the excitement shooting all these bridesmaids topless in your "private time" :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    It does happen as often as you'd think. ;) it's as if all those naughty films
    Lied to me. :D
    My wife once took a call from a girl looking to be a model, asking for a price to
    Put a portfolio of photos together, mainly bikini with some topless images.
    My wife immediately answered " Oh, he doesn't do Those kind of photos, he
    Wouldn't be interested, you'll have to try someone else !" :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :D :D :D
    you must hate her for that, I certainly would (for a strict professional and financial reason) :D :D :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    :))
    It does happen as often as you'd think. ;) it's as if all those naughty films
    Lied to me. :D
    My wife once took a call from a girl looking to be a model, asking for a price to
    Put a portfolio of photos together, mainly bikini with some topless images.
    My wife immediately answered " Oh, he doesn't do Those kind of photos, he
    Wouldn't be interested, you'll have to try someone else !" :))

    She knows you so well :D
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    I just found this EU statistic:
    So 90% av the population of the Netherlands can hold a conversation in English, so can the Danes and Swedes (Norway is probably up there too, but we aren't a member of EU) At the same time 95% of the British and Irish populations can do the same :))

    Germany 56%, France 39%, Italy 34%, Spain 22%, Greece 51%.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Are you saying only 95% of the UK and Ireland can hold a conversation
    in English ? :D although from my use of bad grammar and spelling, you're
    Probably correct. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I am surprised by the high number in France.

    I have to meet one frenchie yet who would be able to speak one proper sentence in english :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Although isn't English the language of aviation ? I.E. if a French aircraft
    was landing in Spain, the pilot and air traffic control would all be speaking
    in English ? Or is this another urban myth I've swallowed. :))
    and I didn't know Norway wasn't in the EU :)) so I've learnt that today. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Barbel must be part of the 5% :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    I'm guessing the 5% who don't speak English in UK and Ireland are fairly recently arrived immigrants from places like Poland.
    Norway isn't a memeber of the EU, we just have a trade agreement with them. The result is that we have to follow most EU rules and regulations (we do this better and quicker than most EU member states), but we don't get to make the rules and regulations ?:)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    73% of Austrians speak English, but only 26% of the Slovaks do. Unique among the Nordic countries, only 70% of the people of Finland speak English. This is unfortunate, because with the exception of one of the tiny Baltic nations, no-one understands a word they are saying. :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,894Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    Barbel must be part of the 5% :D

    ???????????? ?:)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    Although isn't English the language of aviation ? I.E. if a French aircraft
    was landing in Spain, the pilot and air traffic control would all be speaking
    in English ? Or is this another urban myth I've swallowed. :))
    and I didn't know Norway wasn't in the EU :)) so I've learnt that today. ;)

    Yes, English is the language of aviation.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I'd say that the 5% who can't speak English here in the UK are the barely literate Chavs that can only communicate by using Words and Phrases like

    'Wot u lookin at Mate?'

    'I'll fockin knock you out!'

    'Bruv'

    :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    The Oxford English Dictionary dëfines 'chav' as "a young lower-class person who displays brash and loutish behaviour and wears real or imitation designer clothes" :)
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:

    ???????????? ?:)
    Number24 wrote:
    At the same time 95% of the British and Irish populations can do the same :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    The Oxford English Dictionary dëfines 'chav' as "a young lower-class person who displays brash and loutish behaviour and wears real or imitation designer clothes" :)

    It was originally the Gypsy Word for Child :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    -{ there you go, I've learnt my second fact of the day :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Glad to be of help ;)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    I'll give you the third fact of the day, but then we have to stop. Too much knowledge can make our heads explode!

    The Scotish word 'bairn' (Child) comes from the Norwegian word 'barn' (also meaning 'child')

    The Scotish word 'Kirk' (Church) also comes from ........ oh, I just managed to stop in time :o
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :))
    It does happen as often as you'd think. ;) it's as if all those naughty films
    Lied to me. :D
    My wife once took a call from a girl looking to be a model, asking for a price to
    Put a portfolio of photos together, mainly bikini with some topless images.
    My wife immediately answered " Oh, he doesn't do Those kind of photos, he
    Wouldn't be interested, you'll have to try someone else !" :))

    You should tell her - that no matter if you shoot the pics or someone else - you'll see them anyhow sooner or later :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I writing these all down for .....
    ... The SBS, Big boys, Big book of Big facts ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    For Higgins,
    ... Excerpt of conversation in the Thunderpussy household .......

    " Honestly darling, I'm looking at nudie pictures of girls !"

    " No you're not, Your on that bloody Bond forum, Again ! ". :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    How has she stayed sane for so long? :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The most important words for anyone in a relationship to learn are ....

    .... Yes Dear ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Oh yes, the Two Words that will save your Life :D
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Congratulations to local lad ( to us over here) Van Morrison who has been
    Made a Knight {[]. Arise Sir Van the man. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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