Fantasy Bond 24 press rumours and reports
Number24
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This is the thread for the members who feel press reports about Bond 24 are too few and far too unimaginative 
) This thread is shamelessly stolen ..... I mean a homage to a thread in mi6community.com
I go first:
Insiders report that actress Liv Ullman is cast in Bond 24, rumoured to be titled "Skifall".
Ullman (75) will be the oldest Bond girl in the history of the series. The producers say they wanted a world class actress with blonde hair, something they feel they achieved since Ullman was blonde for many years.
) This thread is shamelessly stolen ..... I mean a homage to a thread in mi6community.comI go first:
Insiders report that actress Liv Ullman is cast in Bond 24, rumoured to be titled "Skifall".
Ullman (75) will be the oldest Bond girl in the history of the series. The producers say they wanted a world class actress with blonde hair, something they feel they achieved since Ullman was blonde for many years.
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Paul Rudd to be in the next Bond and part of the film to be shot in
Ireland, with a possible action scene on the cranes of Harland &
Wolff.
Ah crap! And I was so trying to avoid spoilers for Bond 24. Thanks for spoiling the movie Domino Effect X-(
Fantastic! This report gives new depth and meaning to the title "Come and Dive" ...
An EON spokesperson commented: "We feel this is a return to the Bond of the 60's, 70's and 80's."
have his first threesome.
Wow! This one is going to be interesting!
London flat and changes his name to May.
Thats quite plausible!!!
I do hope his Scottish accent is better as a female!
I think he got his voice coaching from Russell Crowe.
- We felt the audience really responded to the revelations about Bond's childhood and his inner torment, so in the next films we want to expand on this. Not only will we dig deeper in Bond's formative years on Skyfall Manor and show the audince why he's so depressed. We feel the public want to know more about the people around him. We have a new M and we need to flesh out his persona, and we can tell you there was a lot going on during his childhood. We also plan to do the same for Moneypenny, Tanner, Q, the janitor and the entire kitchen staff at MI6. We actually found so much interesting stuff on their childhood and inner turmoil we seriously consider dumping the old clishes of a villan and a mission!
Out of a window, smoking French cigarettes, with a narration on his
Thoughts about his childhood, women and his career. Shot in black &
white, with much use of mime and interpretive dance, and a modern
Jazz score by George Michael.
Leading to a confrontation Bond v Bond, in a Dr Who " The five doctors "
episode. With all previous Bonds appearing as " ghosts of missions past ".
In a update today in the newspaper Møøøndæy, insiders say there may have been actual actresses on the truck, this is purely by accident and they are sure this will not influence their performance.
Character. M is to get a specially trained dog. " Muffy" ( a name used
in GoldenEye ) .It's though the dog will add some light relief to the office
Scenes., as Q will be allergic to dogs.
sounds will be made by Roger Moore.
The Swedish weekly Øppdeit reveils the first scandal of the prodction of Bond 24, now officially rumoured to be titled Skifall. When the truck carrying bikini-clad Scandinavian models emptied its cargo on the 007 stage inn Pinewood, a serious breech in the audition process was discovered. One of the film crew members discovered dark hair roots on one of the models. The Danish model who had acted in several TV commercials before she was cast, had to admit to actually be a natural redhead and had to spend the return to Denmark on the bed of the truck she had entered England on. EON now promises to tighten their audition procedures in the future.
With assistance from Dick van Dyke.
Oh, you may mock, Number 24, but this is precisely the sort of turn of events that could call into question the very integrity of the entire Bond franchise and jeopardise its very future! Thank goodness it was discovered before it went before the cameras. I dread to think what might have happened otherwise. Keep up the great work of perusing the Scandinavian broadsheets, Sir.