SPECTRE aka the new adventures of James Bond the builder

themanfrombrusselsthemanfrombrussels BrusselsPosts: 187MI6 Agent
edited January 2015 in SPECTRE - Bond 24 (2015)

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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Hope his risk assessments are up to date...
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    In fact thinking about it, was I the only one hoping that when bond landed in the carriage and adjusted his cuffs, he'd notion over his shoulder with his right thumb while looking at the passengers and utter the inaugural line;

    "No ticket"
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond did the Tarmacking on M's new drive way, and has a few
    Business cards in shop windows around the mi6 building. He
    Has to pay for that new London pad somehow ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • themanfrombrusselsthemanfrombrussels BrusselsPosts: 187MI6 Agent
    edited January 2015
    Bond did the Tarmacking on M's new drive way, and has a few
    Business cards in shop windows around the mi6 building. He
    Has to pay for that new London pad somehow ! :))


    :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

    my name is Bond .... Bond the builder
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,860Chief of Staff
    Construction isn't exactly his speciality.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    I didn't say he was any good ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He's Flaming good :# a blaze of glory. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • DutchfingerDutchfinger Holland With LovePosts: 1,240MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Construction isn't exactly his speciality.

    Damn, was JUST about to make that joke :)) - Guess that's what you get for being on a forum full of Bond diehards :P
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,860Chief of Staff
    Some of the pics changed to links. Apologies for being a spoilsport.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Bonds alright with cooking, he can make a mean Quiche -{
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,860Chief of Staff
    Yes, in the kitchen he's known as Mr Quiche Quiche Flan Flan.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Live and let Fry ( American dad)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,860Chief of Staff
    ...and before we (myself included) crack any more yolks, further eggy puns to be taken to the SBS.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    The whole Bond Parody Episode with Tearjerker was well done -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There was a new one on a few weeks ago

    Bond also had the fight on the construction site
    in QOS and used a nail gun in CR. So he may be
    giving out a few diy tips in spectre. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • StirlingStirling ScotlandPosts: 65MI6 Agent
    Can he fix it? Yes... but it'll come in late and over budget. He does have a hand crafted 5k Tom Ford brick hod though :D
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    No matter, if you don't like it he's very good at demolition.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I think thats Stallones Job :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'd love to see Bond during a chase, knocking off, to have a sandwich
    and a big mug if tea ! Read the paper, a quick ciggie, then back to the
    Chase.
    Seemed to be what most builders do, you can't keep them in tea and
    Biscuits. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • themanfrombrusselsthemanfrombrussels BrusselsPosts: 187MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Some of the pics changed to links. Apologies for being a spoilsport.

    blame SPECTRE ;)
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