The AJB Awards!

James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
in Off Topic Chat
I don't know if this has been done before. But I thought this might be a little fun.
And also. This is not suppose to be mocking or insulting in anyway. Its just a little laugh. All take turns to name awards to members here. The first awards of the evening are-
Biggest Dalton Hater Award-
Which Goes to the one and only-
Higgins!

The biggest thread opener award goes to, a member who starts more threads then Spiderman having a seizure
Chrisisall!

The, "I cannot get off this Forum" Award goes to-
Thunderpussy! Who always seems to spend the most time here.

The "Font of All Knowledge award" given to the member who has all the facts, keeping us all up to date is...
Moore Than!
“The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    edited January 2015
    I am happy that I am on the top of the list :D

    Can we please give the "having no clue about women, weapons and watches" award to Asp9mm?
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    And the Award to the Member who provides the most Comedy goes to ..... me :D
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    I am happy that I am on the top of the list :D

    Can we please award the "having no clue about women, weapons and watches" award to Asp9mm?
    You're prize is a How to Book about these things, written by Higgins!
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    And the Award to the Member who provides the most Comedy goes to ..... me :D
    No. You get the most Humble Award. :)) :))
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    And the Award to the Member who provides the most Comedy goes to ..... me :D

    No, you are only receiving one award: The highest debts in the SBS bar! :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Would Sir Miles Mind if we gave him the 'For Your Eyes only Award.' For bringing us all back down to earth. when we most need it. :)
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    And the Award to the Member who provides the most Comedy goes to ..... me :D

    No, you are only receiving one award: The highest debts in the SBS bar! :D

    I'll pay it off when im 50 :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You'll probably be running it by then! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Moore ThanMoore Than EnglandPosts: 3,173MI6 Agent
    James Suzuki wrote:
    The "Font of All Knowledge award" given to the member who has all the facts, keeping us all up to date is...
    Moore Than!

    I am not worthy, when it comes to being the member who has all the facts. There are members here with considerably more knowledge than I. As for keeping everyone up to date, I think I do qualify in that aspect. :D
    Moore Not Less 4371 posts (2002 - 2007) Moore Than (2012 - 2016)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    {[] and a BIG Thanks for that Moore Than. -{ some great
    Photos and stories on the filming ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Moore ThanMoore Than EnglandPosts: 3,173MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    {[] and a BIG Thanks for that Moore Than. -{ some great
    Photos and stories on the filming ! :D

    Thank you, Tp. You don't do such a bad job yourself in keeping everyone up to date. :D -{

    It is always an exciting time when a Bond film is in production, particularly this time around with the likely return of Ernst Stavro Blofeld. I enjoy the process of gathering information, searching the media/internet, and passing on any new information. Fortunately, I have the spare time these days to do it.
    Moore Not Less 4371 posts (2002 - 2007) Moore Than (2012 - 2016)
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Can we have a 'best budgie smuggler' award?

    Lexi could judge....
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Would a " Condor" smuggler count ? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I agree Moore Than, you have been a constant Source of News on SPECTRE -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I agree Moore Than, you have been a constant Source of News on SPECTRE -{
    He has. He's just being modest. :)
    The James Bond Literature Award comes in two parts. First winner is...
    Silhouette Man!
    For his Blog and yeah, his love for the Books.

    The second Lit Prize goes to...
    Stag!
    For his Awesome Fan Fic, and inspiring members like myself to do the same.
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    James Suzuki wrote:
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I agree Moore Than, you have been a constant Source of News on SPECTRE -{
    He has. He's just being modest. :)
    The James Bond Literature Award comes in two parts. First winner is...
    Silhouette Man!
    For his Blog and yeah, his love for the Books.

    The second Lit Prize goes to...
    Stag!
    For his Awesome Fan Fic, and inspiring members like myself to do the same.

    Thank you for the award, kind sir. That's encouraging me to continue writing in 2015! :) -{ {[]
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    My Awards the most unique :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I'm all for it, as long as there is no "Most Ancient ABJ Member" Award! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    With Age comes Wisdom :)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    With Age comes Wisdom :)

    Oh yeah? Then why doesn't anyone ever listen to me??? :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    That's just being a grumpy old Git :D
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    That's just being a grumpy old Git :D
    The Grandparents are at each others throats, again. :))
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    edited January 2015
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I'm all for it, as long as there is no "Most Ancient ABJ Member" Award! :))

    I am more than happy to step aside for you on this occasion -{

    ABJ? ;)
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I'm all for it, as long as there is no "Most Ancient ABJ Member" Award! :))

    I am more than happy to step aside for you on this occasion -{

    ABJ? ;)

    Freudian slip?

    Now that's multi-tasking!
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I'm all for it, as long as there is no "Most Ancient ABJ Member" Award! :))

    I am more than happy to step aside for you on this occasion -{

    ABJ? ;)

    Freudian slip?

    Now that's multi-tasking!

    I see what you did there! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    And the 'Sid James Award for Double Entendres' goes to ......

    Thunderpussy !!!

    :)) :)) :))

    This could be a clean sweep for TP at this awards ...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Oh there are many highly skilled in the
    use of " Double Entendres " on AJB. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    but you're the best ... which is why you won ;)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :)) Oh there are many highly skilled in the
    use of " Double Entendres " on AJB. ;)

    I can think of a pair, that are a right hand full :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
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