(Spoilers for NTTD) Shakespeare's Bond: Work area (All welcome!)

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    Not only a cameo of sorts, but a shared writing credit too! Most thankful I am, my liege :007)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Most deserved it was, my friend. :)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    :007)

    Now let's do Permision to Slay, just to annoy Higgins :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))

    Oh, for sure we'll do that one! But meantime, "The Chattels of a Lady" already has started and includes cameos. All help welcome!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    When Bond arrives in India he choses to take the long tourist route to his destinasjon.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    edited February 2017
    Perhaps Bond can comment on the age of the women he meets:
    sir James: The Lady doth seem older than most I meet. Even ten years my junior, at worst..
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    edited February 2017
    Octopussy complains to Bond: my name gets censored in all my letters to the British Isles. I hear a most malevolent Scotsman sits in his office censoring everything he can.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :D :D Oh, THAT's going in!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    Everyone except Bond and herself blush and have problems uttering Octopussy's name ;%

    Octopussy: "You let my dear father hang himself, sir James. I will be forever grateful to you."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Working away...

    Can anyone suggest funny names for the two Majors? 1) the one in the PTS who sounds like a load of bull 2) the one who plays Kamal at backgammon
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    Major Fauxpas

    Major Blunder

    Major Cockup

    Major Slipp
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :)) I like Major Blunder for the old guy Kamal is conning. Working on that right now.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    Perhaps (a different spelling of) Major Cockup would work for the major in the PTS. It is animal related, after all?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    I'm not sure about that version. First of all I don't think one should refer to other movies quite so directly. The joke about Loise Lane in QoS worked better.

    Perhaps the age joke should be:
    sir James: "Are you more than half my age, Milady?"
    Magda: "Barely, yes."
    sir James: "Alas, but you will suffice."

    The scenic route joke could be:

    VJ: "The boarding house is a mere hour from here by horse."
    sir James: "Very well. But only if we can ride past every notable locality in the country on our way there, shall we?"


    Do you feel more in the mood to re-open the US election thread now? :p
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Number24 wrote:
    Do you feel more in the mood to re-open the US election thread now? :p

    Who, me...?

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Number24 wrote:
    I'm not sure about that version. First of all I don't think one should refer to other movies quite so directly. The joke about Loise Lane in QoS worked better.

    Perhaps the age joke should be:
    sir James: "Are you more than half my age, Milady?"
    Magda: "Barely, yes."
    sir James: "Alas, but you will suffice."

    The scenic route joke could be:

    VJ: "The boarding house is a mere hour from here by horse."
    sir James: "Very well. But only if we can ride past every notable locality in the country on our way there, shall we?"

    Done 2 out of those 3 things. Which ain't bad.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    edited February 2017
    :))

    I'm thinking about what the assassin on the island should throw instead of the yo-yo buzz saw.
    A hand saw on a string?
    A roll of polishing paper?
    Measuring tape`?
    A folding rule?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    sir James: "Cockburn? Sounds like a c**k-up!"

    (seems like you're not the only one cencoring :)) )
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    That's the one! (will put it in immediately)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    In the PTS Bond escapes by a plane disguised as a horse. Surely the mideaval version is a horse disguised as a shithouse?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Number24 wrote:
    In the PTS Bond escapes by a plane disguised as a horse. Surely the mideaval version is a horse disguised as a shithouse?

    You don't like the winged horse? :(
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    I didn't read it ..... 8-)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Octopussy: Thou shalt bring him to me, unharmed
    Kamal : Who, sir James or the sottish nave ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :D See above!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    I think the story is coming along nicely. :007)
    To be honest I like my idea of the horse disguised as/in a shithouse better than the winged horse. I'll see if I can develop it by tomorrow.
    On the other hand I didn't quite get the who-played-who game in the gambling house first time I read it. I'm quite quick on the uptake if you only give me enough time :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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