(Spoilers for NTTD) Shakespeare's Bond: Work area (All welcome!)

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Busy making edits above....
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    When Bond and Bouvier escape, Dario shoots her with a crossbow. He discovers she is alive bacause of her breastplate under her dress.
    After they are "out of hay", Bond also finds she is wearing a virginity belt under her clothes.
    Bouvier: Lord Leiter has warned me about thee ...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Several additions and alterations made above. Hope I didn't miss any.

    Any thoughts on the missing scenes earlier?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Act 3, Scene 1. Across the river and into the trees, into the house of a great bard (though not the greatest).
    Sir Miles: A simple enquiry, Naught Naught Seven: what ist thine intent?
    Sir James: The killers I must find, for Lord Felix ist mine friend.
    Sir Miles: Spare me such sentiment, in another country shouldst thee be.
    Sir James: Nay, sire, the breaking point I have not reached.
    Sir Miles: ‘Tis a farewell to arms for thee. The end of something this most surely ist.
    Sir James: Nay, ‘tis the night before battle.
    (Exit Sir James)


    Let's see who gets the references... ;)

    'Farwell to arms' is a Hemingway novel that was also referenced in the movie.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :) Yes, and M and 007 have their talk in Hemingway's house. My take on it is that every line Sir Miles and Sir James exchange includes a Hemingway title (or a film derived from one).
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Several additions and alterations made above. Hope I didn't miss any.

    Any thoughts on the missing scenes earlier?

    I'm trying to find a funny version of the scene where Bond finds Leiter. Perhaps he is missing a hand or some other body part ....

    Scoll on Leiter's body:

    My hands upon my head I'll place,
    Upon my shoulders, on my face,
    At my waist and by my side,
    Then behind me they will hide.
    Then I'll raise them way up high,
    And let my fingers fly, fly, fly,
    Then clap, clap, clap them--
    One - Two - Three!



    Bond: "His sword hand! He can no longer fight to the Queen's pleasure, nor his his own pleasure. Lord Leiter cannot even flip a roasted hen, or flip any bird."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Sir James: But where is Lord Felix? Ah, he is here... and here... and there...

    (Edit- have changed the above to include this, and other lines)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    You have forgotten to change 'druglord' into 'opium smugler'.

    I also think the influence of Miami Vice should be acknowledged. Perhaps the yeomen interupting Leiter, Bond and Not Quarrel on the way to the wedding should be named Crockett and Tubbs?

    I think the first part of the play is shaping up nicely :007)
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    "Look at this sword. Is this a small sword? I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.” :D

    Can we put in "little hands" in that context? :v
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    The whole exchange was a parody of the "small hands" discussion. Was it too subtle for you? :))
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    ;% Yes, obviously....

    Sorry guys
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I'd also like to get a third cameo, where I am taking my hat and leave frustrated after Dalton weeped again
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    I'm getting curious: When did Dalton wheep? You go on about it, but I have seen both of his Bond movies but I fail to find the wheeping scene :v
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Just from my memory - I can't be arsed to watch his movies again:

    TLD:
    Being in the horse carriage with Kara
    When being reunited with her in Afghanistan, basically everytime that he's together with her X-(
    When he's popping the balloon

    LTK:
    Just watch the entire wedding sequence - he weeps everytime that he's getting emotional - particularly when Della asks him about his marriage
    When he finds Leiter
    When his license is revoked
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think you keep confusing weeping with good acting ! :p :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    or Dalton vice versa :p

    If you really want to see GREAT acting, watch Moore's face when he visits Theresa's grave.
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think some find Dalton's extreme Alpha male-ness , a. ..... Threat ? :p ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    I think some find Dalton's extreme Alpha male-ness , a. ..... Threat ? :p ;)

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) I'm sure he knows I'm only leg pulling. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    That should keep him occupied for a while.

    How to make a man getting eaten by a shark funny ..... hmmm.
    Now I'm occupied.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    What if some minion of Sanchez has already fed the shark that day, so the shark isn't as hungry and angry (like this, Higgins: X-( ) as Sanchez hoped. In his anger (same as angry, Higgins) he pushes the minion in.

    When Leiter is finally pushed in the shark can barely bother to eat Leiter's hand. Sanchez feels very disappointed. (Higgins, see below)

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Good ideas there, Number 24, but enough of the Higgins-bashing please. :( (unhappy face)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    Yes, that should work. Maybe Dario sings his 'honeymoon' line while doing jazz hands? :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Have a look above! :)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    Sorry, Higgins. I really didn't think you took it that seriously. I'll stop.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Apology accepted! {[]
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    I'd also like to get a third cameo

    You just haven't spotted it yet... N24, Crockett & Tubbs inserted earlier as requested.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    wasn't it my shoe and not myself?

    Or have I been missing our something again?
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
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