(Spoilers for NTTD) Shakespeare's Bond: Work area (All welcome!)

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Three plus the shoe! :))
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    ?:) ?:)
    Barbel wrote:
    (He proceeds to beat her with a green training shoe. Enter Dario)

    German Extra: Over-compensate, thou should say.

    Voice from off: Ich habe es dir gesagt!
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Oh, you'll just have to look harder! :D

    [Edit- have put in yet another, so that's 2 more you have to find!]
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:

    Bond should try every euphemism he can think of for killing and assassination (wet work etc.), but Sanchez doesn't catch on.
    "Wet work? Are you a washerman?"

    Needs more work, but I think it could ..... work.
    finally, out of frustration Bond blurts out that he was a a hitman for the Queen of England.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    At the end of Act 3, Scene 4 Countess Bouvier mumbles as she walks away: "It's about the swords, methinketh. I should never have spoken of his puny sword."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Act 2, Scene 5: it's Crockett, not Crocker. Sorry, it's a delight to me when someone else misspell. ;)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Fixed :)

    Will get to work on the rest soon. And maybe slip in more cameos for Higgins to miss.

    [Edit- have put in those ideas, thank you very much! And added bits and pieces.]
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Nice. Two things:

    I think Dario should both do jazz hands AND sing his famous "honeymoon" line.

    At some point when Bond is offered something to drink, he should reply: "I never drink ...... wine."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    :)) In that goes! (Check out the alterations I've made, hope you like them- especially the Old Wizard scene)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Number24 wrote:

    I think Dario should both do jazz hands AND sing his famous "honeymoon" line.

    Tricky...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Number24 wrote:

    I think Dario should both do jazz hands AND sing his famous "honeymoon" line.

    Tricky...

    You can sing it into a sound file in a Columbian accent, then attach the file to the post and ...... just joking. :))

    Just write:
    Dario sings: "I took her on ....." etc.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Ok, have inserted "sings".

    Next scene- the Wavekrest docks, James aided by Pam & Q boards to overhear Sanchez confronting Krest.

    I can't get a handle on this, all help appreciated.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Number24 wrote:

    Very good :007)

    Thanks! Did you read the Old Wizard meeting Countess Bouvier? Does it work?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    I think so.

    Act 1, Scene 3 - when Bond asks Lupe if she needs help, she could answer: "Thank you, sir. But I don't think there is room for another gentleman in my life just at this time."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Done that, except for the thanks (as per the movie).
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Act 2, Scene 3. A port.
    Sir James: Greetings, fair maiden, I seek passage on the next ship to Albion.
    Port Wench: Most certainly, good sir.
    Sir James: I prithee, wherefore ist there so many soldiers present?
    Port Wench: I hear tell some opiumlord hath escaped custody.
    Sir James: "That is mildly worrying news, wench. Will I be able to smoke my tobacco onboard?"
    Port Wench: "Sadly no, milord. New laws forbids ...... sir?"
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Act 2 Scene 5:

    Yeoman Tubbs: Lord Felix hath been assailed by a handsaw, and must be treated by the apothecaries. Come, Yeoman Crockett, we shalt make enquiries. The use of a handsaw makes me suspect a certain Norseman.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Act 3, Scene 1. Across the river and into the trees, into the house of a great bard (though not the greatest).
    Sir Miles: A simple enquiry, Naught Naught Seven: what ist thine intent?
    Sir James: The killers I must find, for Lord Felix ist mine friend.
    Sir Miles: Spare me such sentiment, in another country shouldst thee be.
    Sir James: Nay, sire, the breaking point I have not reached.
    Sir Miles: ‘Tis a farewell to arms for thee. The end of something this most surely ist.
    Sir James: Nay, ‘tis the night before battle.
    (Sir James escapes with his sword)
    Sir Miles: There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    edited February 2017
    Barbel wrote:
    Ok, have inserted "sings".

    Next scene- the Wavekrest docks, James aided by Pam & Q boards to overhear Sanchez confronting Krest.

    I can't get a handle on this, all help appreciated.

    I think the key is how Sanchez kills Krest. ........

    Sanchez finds a large bag of gold in a barrel of half-rotten fish marked "Kingdom of Denmark".
    Krest: "That gold is not mine, my liege!"
    Sanchez: "Something's rotten in the state of Denmark")
    Sanchez drowns Krest by putting him head first in the barrel.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    In the scene where Sanchez opium storage is burning, someone should say: "The drugs are quick." and then act very strangely. :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    I have a little idea who that someone might be... And Sir James chases Sanchez on horsedrawn carts.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/866315/#p866315


    Just re-arranged it a bit, and incorporated your other ideas above.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    I liked the scene with Krest. But the joke in the port scene was that Bond wasn't too worried about the escaped druglord, but he was so upset by the smoking bann he just went. Now the joke doesn't work for me.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
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