(Spoilers for NTTD) Shakespeare's Bond: Work area (All welcome!)

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    I don't get it.....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jong-nam-assasination-latest-cctv-footage-north-korea-un-brother-attacked-malaysia-airport-a7589761.html
    Don't you get the papers over there :D

    I was thinking instead of poisoned wine, it could be a nut allergy ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    I thought that was the plot of some spy movie....
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Excellent, TP! {[] Do we need to bother with the 3rd killing (Baines and the snake) or not?

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867472/#p867472
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
  • JoshuaJoshua Posts: 1,138MI6 Agent
    i hope a times comes when i can understand the writings here. and i hope this is not very much more times.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Many native speakers can't follow Shakespeare, so don't worry about it. We're writing a sort of Shakespearean-lite version of Olde English, the intention being to give the impression that the scripts are coming from that time period without being totally accurate.
    The biggest challenge is modifying the technology rather than the language, and it's here that we have to be inventive. No submarines, spaceships, etc, so we have lots of ships!
  • JoshuaJoshua Posts: 1,138MI6 Agent
    This i understand. I just hopes it will not be too long before i am able to enjoy what is written here.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Don't worry, Joshua - I can't find my cameos here, too.

    Not that Barbel leaves out the occasion to pull my leg with it 8-)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    Seldom has the expression "pull my leg" been more apt :))
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    Bond: "You drive in the manner of a London horseman on Saturday night! I prefer to do the brash and irresponible driving myself, thank you."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Yes, that's good. And can we work in a hedgehog joke?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) Perfect, TP! {[]
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Next scene, Sir James arrives at a shoppe selling ? voodoo stuff... ? strange things....? (with a comment about how Felix told him to go here) and sneaks out the back to see..... (leads to him hailing a cab and going to the bar).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    You're on a roll! This is going fine.

    (Do we want the taxi ride, with dialogue between Sir James and the driver, or should we skip to the bar?)

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867472/#p867472
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    At this point I'd suggest skipping to the bar, and perhaps come back to the taxi
    Ride when or if we can come up with a few jokes. :)

    I added a joke to the Bond's flat scene about "Bel Canto" as I think it sounds like " Belgrano "
    I know it makes no sense :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Fair enough, I've added the first draft of the bar scene to my post above.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) :)) Love it, especially the Craig joke!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff

    I added a joke to the Bond's flat scene about "Bel Canto" as I think it sounds like " Belgrano "
    I know it makes no sense :D

    Sense??? Does ANY of this make sense??? :D :D :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867472/#p867472

    I'm wondering if we should add a couple of lines above, where Tee Hee bends Sir James's sword?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    We should find a aproprate version of the name "fillet of soul"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I was thinking about Tee Hee and his arm, could it be from a suit of armour, or made of wood ?
    With his sense of humour, I was mentally picturing Tommy Cooper.

    Fillet of soul ..... Slice of spirit ..... Piece of Pisces ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Piece of Pisces! (Easy :D )
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    I like these better:

    Sprit for the Spirit

    Mead for the Mind
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