(Spoilers for NTTD) Shakespeare's Bond: Work area (All welcome!)

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    Kananga eats (or is made to eat) lots of broccoli and then put inside a air tight sack? To slow, probably ...
    But broccoli does produce a lot of gas, at least that's what I've heard :v, so it would be great to use that in some way.

    Kananga could put Bond and Solitaire on some feeble and ridicolous floatation device (a term I'm sure TP can get a few good jokes out of :D ) and wait for them to drown.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I have an idea, to use part of the end of YOLT.
    Bond and Solitaire hung over a geezer. I have
    Worked out an escape for 007, he saves Solitaire,
    Fights Whisper and kills Kananga.
    During the fight Kananga gets trapped in the hole in
    The floor above the geezer ( like a plug), the heat causes
    His body to swell and the eventual pressure , forces his
    Bloated body up to be splattered all across the rough cave
    Roof ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    Geezer? I think you mean geyser. If so - good idea!
    If you ment geezer - Odd idea even by our standards :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Give me a break I'm on my phone at work
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    No, I'll enjoy your spelling mistake to the fullest :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    I'm still pictureing Kananga stuck on the geezer.
    Then the geezer explodes and Kananga dies ;%
    Do you often write this type of litterature?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There's a big demand for geriatric porn fiction. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) Well, you would know! Maybe we can work that into AVTAK....?

    Love the geezer, er, geyser idea- looking forward to that.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    @Number24 Geezer: Thee was a touch restless but thee got off eventually :)) :))
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    :))


    Have any of you seen geysers, BTW?
    I saw several on my visit to Iceland, and it was quite a sight. They are very regular with their outbursts.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    In my home town there are plenty of old Drunken geezers who also are
    very regular with their outbursts, ......... Plenty of shouting across the street :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    ...and the assembled version is now at http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867472/#p867472

    Please have a read, I've tried to include everything but may have missed something so please check for errors etc.

    Had great fun reading the geezer scene! :)) :)) :))
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Guys, this one has been great fun, thank you all! Now, we have 3 options I think:

    (1) FRWL or AVTAK

    (2) Revise one of the thinner ones I wrote solo

    (3) Do nothing

    Your calll!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A last minute idea ?

    When Bond meets Strutter, could we use this ....

    Sir James: There beith a remarkable girl back there with...
    Strutter: ping Pong Balls, yes, I seen her act. Talented girl.
    but she could take your eye out !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    :D That's it in!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    To A Kill, A View

    Act 1, Scene 1. A snowy place.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478


    (Intermission. Maidens ski while unclothed. An English band sings.)

    Act 2, Scene 1. The throne room of Sir Miles Messervy.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478

    Act 2, Scene 2. The racing of horses.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478

    (We should have lots of age jokes + Walken references)
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    Thought I'd chuck in a couple of small gags:

    Act 2, Scene 1. The throne room of Sir Miles Messervy.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Act 2, Scene 2. The racing of horses.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    I like that, esp the "Steed" bit. To carry on....

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478


    Act 2, Scene 3. An eating place. (Since the Eiffel Tower hadn't been built!)


    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478

    If anyone can think of a better name than "Croissant" go ahead!

    Running joke 3- every time we meet May Day, she's wearing ridiculous/outrageous clothes.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Fantomas? :)) :))
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Act 2, Scene 1. The throne room of Sir Miles Messervy.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Fantomas? :)) :))

    :D I was thinking more along food lines, since he's called Aubergine. "Croque Monsieur" was my first thought, then "Croissant" seemed better.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Act 2, Scene 2. The racing of horses.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Act 2, Scene 3. An eating place.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Quick gag:

    Act 2, Scene 3. An eating place in Paris in the shadow of a great cathedral.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    :)) It's in!

    Act 2, Scene 3. An eating place in Paris in the shadow of a great cathedral.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867478/#p867478
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    Since setting much of the play in California in the age of the Bard is difficult, why not set the action in the
    Land of Caliph Ornia? B-)
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