Old Git's Club

danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
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After Donk making a comment about me being away I just thought that I would post an update :o

As a few of you know I was about to become a Granddad, well my Granddaughter (Gracey) came two weeks early, she only weighed 4.5 lbs and is a small cutie. I on the other hand am still to be known as Uncle Bob because Im far to young to be a Granddad :D

I have to come to terms with being an old git now and will grab a seat next to Higgy and Donk :D
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Congratulations {[] I wondered where you had gotten to.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yes, Congratulations {[] the Dynasty grows. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Congratulations! :) -{

    My eldest daughter (her middle name is Grace too) came 6 weeks early, weighing just 4lbs 1oz so I sympathise with you, it was a worrying time... She's turned 21 now and very healthy so it all turns out all right in the end. Enjoy your time with her, 'Unk' -{
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Congratulations Pete, but just because you're a Grandad doesn't mean you have to wear green trainers! Sartorial snility is only a state of mind.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Meh, don't want belong to you lot of sad old gits :D
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Does this mean you'll start pissing into a bag like higgy does? Only advice I've got is don't sit on it.

    Congrats on the new arrival pal, I've currently got my phone back after 2 hrs of Russian telletubby clips on YouTube.
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    At last a topic I can contribute to :D

    Congratulations 'Uncle Bob' and welcome to Grandfather Hood {[] and get the 'Frozen' DVD on and start learning all the songs :#
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh! Let it go. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Oh! Let it go. :D

    I did the other day ..... And blamed the dog :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    More tea vicar?
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Congratulations! :) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    DISCLAIMER

    I should just like to point out that the Old Git's Club is not affiliated to the Grumpy Old Gits Club (of which I'm president).

    Or the Gits Club for which there is only one member - Higgins.

    Congrats Ole Dodgy Geezer. Been missing you around these ere parts.
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
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    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    hehadlotsofguts wrote:
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    I'm the one on the right !!!

    Nice to have you back -{
    YNWA 97
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    "I never left."
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,865Chief of Staff
    In the S&BS we have a special bench for us oldies, complete with pipes and slippers. I usually sit next to BL so we can share the zimmer frame when it's time to shake a fist at the young whippersnappers.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Something like this ........
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6vNssEE-zy8. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    In the S&BS we have a special bench for us oldies, complete with pipes and slippers.

    Count me in when the service gets extended to free Single Malts and lapdances* :D

    * not performed by you, TP :v
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I won't be Part of this Club for a good while yet ;)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote :
    " Lapdances, not performed by you TP "

    You know how to break a guys dreams ! :# :))
    Although I think Number24, might know something about " Lapp" dancing ?
    ( Geography joke ) :))
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    I've just mentioned it because I know that you'll do EVERYTHING to turn the SBS profitable and get it into the tabloids :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Thank you everyone for the congratulations -{ but as hhalog said, I never left :D
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    In the S&BS we have a special bench for us oldies, complete with pipes and slippers. I usually sit next to BL so we can share the zimmer frame when it's time to shake a fist at the young whippersnappers.
    S_B.jpg
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    I must be the one on the end picking his nose because I don't have a hat :D
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Gongratulations Pete -{
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Thank you Lexi -{
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    Gongratulations Pete -{

    He calls himself now Uncle Bob ;)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Lexi wrote:
    Gongratulations Pete -{

    He calls himself now Uncle Bob ;)

    Should have gone for Uncle Fester huh :D
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Higgins wrote:
    Lexi wrote:
    Gongratulations Pete -{

    He calls himself now Uncle Bob ;)

    Should have gone for Uncle Fester huh :D


    Where would you put the light bulb? :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Bend over and I'll show you :D
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