How would you introduce the Bond movies to your kid?

sasjasasja CopenhagenPosts: 1MI6 Agent
Hello all, I humbly come in search of your expertise. My 7-year-old has managed to persuade me into letting him see a Bond-movie, but it's been a long time since I saw one, and I have not watched all of them - yet. The question is which one to show him, and if I can maybe show him more than one or if he's simply too young.

So at what age would you introduce your son/daughter/nephew/niece to the Bond movies, and which movie(s) would you show him/her? I'm thinking:

[list=*]
[*]Not too much violence/gore/darkness (not too concerned about the language and sex)[/*]
[*]Plot not too difficult to follow[/*]
[*]Lots of good cheering moments - action sequences/spy gadgets/outwitting bad guys etc[/*]
[/list]

Part of me wants to start at the beginning with Dr. No (for my own sake too, as I haven't seen some of the movies), and I like the fact that the early movies apparently score relatively low on the violence (according to imdb at least). On the other hand, what he wants the most is probably the fantastic action which the later movies' bigger budget may be better at delivering.

What do you guys think? Millions of thanks from me and a future Bond fan.
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  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    sasja wrote:
    Hello all, I humbly come in search of your expertise. My 7-year-old has managed to persuade me into letting him see a Bond-movie, but it's been a long time since I saw one, and I have not watched all of them - yet. The question is which one to show him, and if I can maybe show him more than one or if he's simply too young.

    So at what age would you introduce your son/daughter/nephew/niece to the Bond movies, and which movie(s) would you show him/her? I'm thinking:

    [list=*]
    [*]Not too much violence/gore/darkness (not too concerned about the language and sex)[/*]
    [*]Plot not too difficult to follow[/*]
    [*]Lots of good cheering moments - action sequences/spy gadgets/outwitting bad guys etc[/*]
    [/list]

    Part of me wants to start at the beginning with Dr. No (for my own sake too, as I haven't seen some of the movies), and I like the fact that the early movies apparently score relatively low on the violence (according to imdb at least). On the other hand, what he wants the most is probably the fantastic action which the later movies' bigger budget may be better at delivering.

    What do you guys think? Millions of thanks from me and a future Bond fan.

    It pains me to say this but I think Moonraker and You Only Live Twice work for kids
    1. For Your Eyes Only 2. The Living Daylights 3 From Russia with Love 4. Casino Royale 5. OHMSS 6. Skyfall
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    sasja wrote:
    Hello all, I humbly come in search of your expertise. My 7-year-old has managed to persuade me into letting him see a Bond-movie, but it's been a long time since I saw one, and I have not watched all of them - yet. The question is which one to show him, and if I can maybe show him more than one or if he's simply too young.

    So at what age would you introduce your son/daughter/nephew/niece to the Bond movies, and which movie(s) would you show him/her? I'm thinking:

    [list=*]
    [*]Not too much violence/gore/darkness (not too concerned about the language and sex)[/*]
    [*]Plot not too difficult to follow[/*]
    [*]Lots of good cheering moments - action sequences/spy gadgets/outwitting bad guys etc[/*]
    [/list]

    Part of me wants to start at the beginning with Dr. No (for my own sake too, as I haven't seen some of the movies), and I like the fact that the early movies apparently score relatively low on the violence (according to imdb at least). On the other hand, what he wants the most is probably the fantastic action which the later movies' bigger budget may be better at delivering.

    What do you guys think? Millions of thanks from me and a future Bond fan.

    It pains me to say this but I think Moonraker and You Only Live Twice work for kids

    I agree. I loved Moonraker at an age younger than 7.
    Visit my blog, Bond Suits
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I too would start him with YOLT and MR. As well as DN, LALD and GE.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    I too would start him with YOLT and MR. As well as DN, LALD and GE.

    GE is pretty violent compared to the others, and the plot is more complicated that the others too.
    Visit my blog, Bond Suits
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The Spy who loved me and Tomorrow never dies, are quite action packed with
    Easy to follow stories. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Matt S wrote:
    I too would start him with YOLT and MR. As well as DN, LALD and GE.

    GE is pretty violent compared to the others, and the plot is more complicated that the others too.

    Yes, your right there. I'll replace GE with TSWLM.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • 002002 New ZealandPosts: 558MI6 Agent
    I agree with many comments above. My boys are 6 and 8. They weren't too interested in the talky scenes/movies but You Only Live Twice kept them entertained...
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    James Bond jr. :))

    But in all seriousness, I remember loving Moonraker when I was a kid. YOLT is still a favourite and quite suited for kids. I would avoid anything after 1979.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • Brosnan_fanBrosnan_fan Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 521MI6 Agent
    I would suggest Live and Let Die, The Man with the Golden Gun, and For Your Eyes Only - all reasonably suited for a 7-year-old boy (with an accompanying adult, of course).

    After that, talk to your friends and relatives who are Bond fans, and see which ones they recommend. -{
    "Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I don't know ,should 6 year olds be made to sit down and watch Bond?Thomas the tank engine, seems more appropriate ,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I never thought I'd see Thomas the Tank engine and Bond used in the same Sentence :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    The only one I could suggest is Moonraker. I wouldn't really recommend any others.
    1.LTK 2.AVTAK 3.OP 4.FYEO 5.TND 6.LALD 7.GE 8.GF 9.TSWLM 10.SPECTRE 11.SF 12.MR 13.YOLT 14.TLD 15.CR (06) 16.TMWTGG 17.TB 18.FRWL 19.TWINE 20.OHMSS 21.DAF 22.DAD 23.QoS 24.NSNA 25.DN 26.CR (67)
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I would also suggest DAD, but it's got the severed Hand in it.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    I would suggest the Bond films with Roger Moore playing the lead role. They tend to contain lots of colourful characters, varied locations (including space), plenty of action and more in the way of "comedy" moments. On the whole they don't take themselves too seriously and are great fun to watch. :)
    1.ohmss 2.cr 3.frwl 4.ltk 5.gf 6.tswlm 7.sf 8.op 9.tld 10.dn 11.lald 12.tb 13.fyeo 14.ge 15.mr 16.yolt 17.tnd 18.avtak 19.sp 20.twine 21.qos 22.tmwtgg 23.daf 24.dad
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    I don't know ,should 6 year olds be made to sit down and watch Bond?Thomas the tank engine, seems more appropriate ,

    Thinking more about this question, I agree with always shaken.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,756Chief of Staff
    I'd go with The Spy Who Loved Me....it's got all you need -{
    YNWA 97
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I think I would go with YOLT, especially for a parent with more concerns about the violence than the sexual content. YOLT has Bond in bed with a woman when he's first introduced, and later it shows him being bathed by a bevy of women. Nothing really explicit, but maybe a bit much for 6 or 7 year olds with parents who are hesitant about exposing young kids to such things. The violence is relatively bloodless and almost cartoonish in a way, and the plot seems pretty straight forward, with Bond going to Japan to find out who's "space-jacking" the space capsules. All in all, I believe YOLT would be a safe, entertaining introduction to the world of Bond.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Felix the LeitercatFelix the Leitercat Posts: 52MI6 Agent
    I think I would go with YOLT, especially for a parent with more concerns about the violence than the sexual content. YOLT has Bond in bed with a woman when he's first introduced, and later it shows him being bathed by a bevy of women. Nothing really explicit, but maybe a bit much for 6 or 7 year olds with parents who are hesitant about exposing young kids to such things. The violence is relatively bloodless and almost cartoonish in a way, and the plot seems pretty straight forward, with Bond going to Japan to find out who's "space-jacking" the space capsules. All in all, I believe YOLT would be a safe, entertaining introduction to the world of Bond.

    Hello Blackleiter, it's uncanny, you are giving me a Mad Men moment in my real life. I was a kid in the 60s, in Mad Men terms, I am younger than Sally Draper, about the age of her brother Bobby, and YOLT was the first Bond I ever saw. I agree 100pct that it is a great way for a kid to see his/her first Bond film. Spaceships swallowing each other, fast sports cars, villains in cars that get dropped into ocean, the villain is bald, weird looking, pets a cat, and hides out in a secret volcano lair, and the beauty of Japan is tremendous for a young person to take in. Connery was pretty restrained in his hooking up with Tiger Tanaka's cute Japanese agents, compared to his carrying on with other females, might be considered almost chaste by today's standards. That opening score with lava flows, Japanese style lettering and umbrellas, pretty girls posing, was eye opening, especially on the big screen, and the Nancy Sinatra vocals are a keeper.

    PS wanted to get back to you on Bernie Casey/Jeffrey Wright as Felix. Casey was a big dude and I recall he was a pretty good wide receiver for LA Rams in late 60s, with Roman Gabriel as qb, Deacon Jones, Merlin Olsen, Fearsome Foursome (talking old old school), so he brought physicality to the role. This Felix just might take on Bond in a major disagreement re: the mission, and can lean on Bond perhaps literally to get his point across. Very formidable, no pushover, and would keep Connery on his toes.

    Jeff Wright is more the classic Quiet Man, who observes, takes it all in, figures out connections, and if all hell broke loose, I figure he slips out the side door, punches the special cellphone to the CIA, and says, "Langley, we have a problem here...." Very different kind of agent, both effective. Good chatting with you again,

    Thanks, regards, Felix the Leitercat -{ B-)
  • Felix the LeitercatFelix the Leitercat Posts: 52MI6 Agent
    Matt S wrote:
    sasja wrote:
    Hello all, I humbly come in search of your expertise. My 7-year-old has managed to persuade me into letting him see a Bond-movie, but it's been a long time since I saw one, and I have not watched all of them - yet. The question is which one to show him, and if I can maybe show him more than one or if he's simply too young.

    So at what age would you introduce your son/daughter/nephew/niece to the Bond movies, and which movie(s) would you show him/her? I'm thinking:

    [list=*]
    [*]Not too much violence/gore/darkness (not too concerned about the language and sex)[/*]
    [*]Plot not too difficult to follow[/*]
    [*]Lots of good cheering moments - action sequences/spy gadgets/outwitting bad guys etc[/*]
    [/list]

    Part of me wants to start at the beginning with Dr. No (for my own sake too, as I haven't seen some of the movies), and I like the fact that the early movies apparently score relatively low on the violence (according to imdb at least). On the other hand, what he wants the most is probably the fantastic action which the later movies' bigger budget may be better at delivering.

    What do you guys think? Millions of thanks from me and a future Bond fan.

    It pains me to say this but I think Moonraker and You Only Live Twice work for kids

    I agree. I loved Moonraker at an age younger than 7.

    Hello Matt, you are on the right track with Moonraker and YOLT, but I think anything from the Connery/Moore era would work. The thing about the Connery films is that violence was often not fully shown, but hinted at, and filmmakers use the power of suggestion to a great effect. Yes, a bad guy flunky gets thrown to the sharks in Thunderball, but you can feel the suspense and power of the scene without showing the shark chomping the guy in half like in Jaws. Violence of that era was shown in a way that made you use your imagination, the cinematography shots and the edit cuts made scenes like that creepy in your head. But the villains act seriously enough so that you feel the menace and Connery is the OG tough guy/charmer/seducer/fighter--he is kind of old school cinema manhood, not like today's sometimes very different characterizations for male heroes.

    Really by today's standards, it's pretty much tamer, but still great stories, dialogue and acting, and for the Moore era, the producers made a decision to keep it entertaining for a family audience so they eased up on some of the violence.

    Would avoid License to Kill, which I like personally but I was much older when I saw it--I am a Bannerman to the House of Dalton. There's a lot of coke, killing, really heavy duty on the gunfire. The violence of the modern 90s and 2000s cinema action adventure genre influenced Pierce and Daniel's work, so the violence, tamed down for Moore, stepped up a tad for Tim D, was really jacked up for Goldeneye and the ones that followed. Tomorrow Never Dies might not be a good call cause it's the most machine gun city of any Bond film I can recall. I found Die Another Day extremely convoluted, with face morphing, identity switches and I thought the invisible car was silly. Halle Berry does a fine acting job and has a very curvy redeeming quality, but perhaps you might leave her on the shelf till later on in life. Feel free to check out my reply to Blackleiter nearby, I was in elementary school when I saw YOLT and it made me a fan forever.

    Good luck passing 007 to the next generation.
    Felix the Leitercat. -{ B-)
  • GoldenEye85GoldenEye85 Posts: 278MI6 Agent
    sasja wrote:
    Hello all, I humbly come in search of your expertise. My 7-year-old has managed to persuade me into letting him see a Bond-movie, but it's been a long time since I saw one, and I have not watched all of them - yet. The question is which one to show him, and if I can maybe show him more than one or if he's simply too young.

    So at what age would you introduce your son/daughter/nephew/niece to the Bond movies, and which movie(s) would you show him/her? I'm thinking:

    [list=*]
    [*]Not too much violence/gore/darkness (not too concerned about the language and sex)[/*]
    [*]Plot not too difficult to follow[/*]
    [*]Lots of good cheering moments - action sequences/spy gadgets/outwitting bad guys etc[/*]
    [/list]

    Part of me wants to start at the beginning with Dr. No (for my own sake too, as I haven't seen some of the movies), and I like the fact that the early movies apparently score relatively low on the violence (according to imdb at least). On the other hand, what he wants the most is probably the fantastic action which the later movies' bigger budget may be better at delivering.

    What do you guys think? Millions of thanks from me and a future Bond fan.

    I would say start with the video games. Go to either a flea market, eBay, or whatever and get an N64 with the GoldenEye 007 N64 and then introduce them to the movie and then spread from there.

    If not this, I would certainly start with the 90s films.
    1, GE 2, CR 3, SF 4, TWINE 5, Spectre 6, TMWTGG 7, DAD 8, LALD 9, AVTAK 10, LTK 11, Octopussy 12, Moonraker 13, TLD 14, GF 15, QOS 16, Tomorrow 17, FYEO 18. TSWLM Not seen much: Dr. No, Russia, Thunderball, Twice, Majesty.

    1: Brosnan 2: Craig 3: Moore 4: Dalton 5: Connery and 6: Lazenby
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    sasja wrote:
    Hello all, I humbly come in search of your expertise. My 7-year-old has managed to persuade me into letting him see a Bond-movie, but it's been a long time since I saw one, and I have not watched all of them - yet. The question is which one to show him, and if I can maybe show him more than one or if he's simply too young.

    So at what age would you introduce your son/daughter/nephew/niece to the Bond movies, and which movie(s) would you show him/her? I'm thinking:

    [list=*]
    [*]Not too much violence/gore/darkness (not too concerned about the language and sex)[/*]
    [*]Plot not too difficult to follow[/*]
    [*]Lots of good cheering moments - action sequences/spy gadgets/outwitting bad guys etc[/*]
    [/list]

    Part of me wants to start at the beginning with Dr. No (for my own sake too, as I haven't seen some of the movies), and I like the fact that the early movies apparently score relatively low on the violence (according to imdb at least). On the other hand, what he wants the most is probably the fantastic action which the later movies' bigger budget may be better at delivering.

    What do you guys think? Millions of thanks from me and a future Bond fan.

    I would say start with the video games. Go to either a flea market, eBay, or whatever and get an N64 with the GoldenEye 007 N64 and then introduce them to the movie and then spread from there.

    If not this, I would certainly start with the 90s films.

    So you were born in 1985 and grew up with James Bond this way? For a parent who doesn't want to introduce Bond through too much violence, this is one of the most violent ways to show someone about James Bond.
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    Honestly, I think N64 Goldeneye video game is a nostalgia thing, and kid's today probably won't be amazed by it as you were in 1998.
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    Honestly, I think N64 Goldeneye video game is a nostalgia thing, and kid's today probably won't be amazed by it as you were in 1998.

    The N64 game is still an amazing game. I've played a number of James Bond games since, and nothing compares to the multiplayer on that game. At least that's what my friends who aren't even Bond fans say. I'm not really a gamer. The N64 GoldenEye game got a lot of people into James Bond, at least all of my friends (I was already a Bond fan through Connery's and Moore's films). GoldenEye made for a much better video game than a movie. I'm convinced that anyone who says they love the GoldenEye movie just loves it because of the game. But the game was responsible for creating most Bond fans who were born in the 1980s and early 90s.
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  • GoldenEye85GoldenEye85 Posts: 278MI6 Agent
    GoldenEye 64 really isn't that violent of a game. There is no foul language, no blood, the dialog is in text form. And it's not all about killing every guard or person in the level, it is about completing tasks, Objectives to complete the level. Which is why I suggest it, as it is a way for them to understand WHY 007 doesn't always go in with guns a blazing, as it is very close to portraying Bond in a correct light that is similar to the movie.
    1, GE 2, CR 3, SF 4, TWINE 5, Spectre 6, TMWTGG 7, DAD 8, LALD 9, AVTAK 10, LTK 11, Octopussy 12, Moonraker 13, TLD 14, GF 15, QOS 16, Tomorrow 17, FYEO 18. TSWLM Not seen much: Dr. No, Russia, Thunderball, Twice, Majesty.

    1: Brosnan 2: Craig 3: Moore 4: Dalton 5: Connery and 6: Lazenby
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    Honestly, I think N64 Goldeneye video game is a nostalgia thing, and kid's today probably won't be amazed by it as you were in 1998.

    Ideally, introduce Bond through the books.

    If not then YOLT is a good thing with its piranhas, minicopters. The last thing you should do is introduce the films via video games...
    1. For Your Eyes Only 2. The Living Daylights 3 From Russia with Love 4. Casino Royale 5. OHMSS 6. Skyfall
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    GoldenEye 64 really isn't that violent of a game. There is no foul language, no blood, the dialog is in text form. And it's not all about killing every guard or person in the level, it is about completing tasks, Objectives to complete the level. Which is why I suggest it, as it is a way for them to understand WHY 007 doesn't always go in with guns a blazing, as it is very close to portraying Bond in a correct light that is similar to the movie.

    But it still is James Bond going in with guns a blazing. I tried to get middle school kids to understand that the video game has objectives and it's not just about shooting, and they didn't understand that. They didn't understand why they kept on failing the levels even though they made it all the way through. That's also why GoldenEye the film is just as bad because so much of it is James Bond shooting everyone in sight. That's what Brosnan's first two Bond films are. Compare that to Sean Connery's and Roger Moore's Bond films, which aren't at all like that. In Moonraker, Bond only shoots a gun once, and it's a hunting rifle!

    One of the good things about You Only Live Twice is that the story was written by a man who is best known for his children's stories: Roald Dahl.
    Visit my blog, Bond Suits
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Since I've never owned an N64 or a Wii, I've never played GE64. But my faviroute Bond Game still remains Nightfire :)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • GaddGeneGaddGaddGeneGadd Posts: 189MI6 Agent
    The spy who loved me and Moonraker were the first two that came to mind. They are the most " comic book " of the bunch. I saw TSWLM at 10 in the theater. That was my first Bond movie I saw in the theater. I have not missed one since. I remember watching Goldfinger when I was 5 on TV and all I remember is the ejector seat, but that would be the classic entry point into Bond. Then there is Die another Day which is so stupidly over the top a 7 year old might really like it :D
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