James Bond Meets.......

CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,216MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
Which characters outside of the franchise would you like Bond to meet and under what circumstances? A comedy choice and a serious choice allowed.

I would like Bond to get measured for a suit by Mr Humphries of Are You Being Served? fame :D

I would like Bond to kill a villain who is posing as an upstanding citizen only to be investigated by Columbo before he can make a getaway.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

Comments

  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/44950/james-bond-with/
    Seems to be a very similar thread ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    I think the literary Bond would work very well with Philip Marlove.
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    James Bond meets Lieutenant Columbo. Ah, I see now you've already said that! :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond meets the Fast and Furious team during a chase sequence. Getting the
    DB5 kitted out with spinning rims, side skirts, led strip lighting and a nitrous kit
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,656MI6 Agent
    Who James Bond shouldn't meet and be rendered outgunned, outsmarted and outclassed...Batman, S.H.I.E.L.D., etc.
    "...the purposeful slant of his striding figure looked dangerous, as if he was making quickly for something bad that was happening further down the street." -SMERSH on 007 dossier photo, Ch. 6 FRWL.....
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    How about James Bond meets Jason Bourne? Or James Bond meets Jack Bauer?

    For my comedic choice, James Bond meets the actors who do impressions of the actors who portrayed James Bond. James Bond meets Darrell Hammond (Sean Connery in Celebrity Jeopardy on Saturday Night Live)
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    "At lasht we meet, Trebek!" :)
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    My comedy choice is James Bond meets the master-villain Frank Sidebottom! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderRakerThunderRaker Posts: 40MI6 Agent
    Roger Moore Bond meets 70s Doctor Who! :)) I've always wanted to see what the banter between these two would be like!
    1. TLD 2. CR 3. OP 4. OHMSS 5. FYEO 6. AVTAK 7. TSWLM 8. GF 9. FRWL 10. SF 11. LTK 12. TB 13. QOS 14. YOLT 15. LALD 16. DN 17. TWINE 18. GE 19. TND 20. MR 21. TMWTGG 22. SP 23. DAF 24. NSNA 25. DAD
    1. Roger 2. Timmy 3. Connery 4. Craig 5. George 6. Pierce
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Bond meets AJB. Minijeff and GM supply the gadgets while Sir Miles sends him on his way, but not before some customary banter with Ms Lexi-penny. His adventure takes to Ireland where he encounters the legendary Thunderpussy and SM and Norway, pitted against the mysterious Number 25 (Well it is Bond 25).

    Finally Bond meets Higgins and Asp9mm, but narrowly fails to avert WWIII between them.

    And course Barbel supplies the excellent soundtrack and provides voice coaching for Bond :007)
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
Sign In or Register to comment.

Copyright ajb007.co.uk 1998 - 2024

James Bond TM 007 and related James Bond Trademarks © 1962-2024

Danjaq LLC and United Artists Corporation. All Rights Reserved.

This website is a fan site and is in no way related to the official production companies.

All users are responsible for the content of their posts, by using this website you agree to the terms of use.