Best Bond in bed (which actor did the best sex scenes)?

Absolutely_Cart · September 2015

Which portrayal at Bond do you think was best in the sack?

IMO, Craig's Bond has been the most authentic. He has the lust factor (is the most emotional) and cares about her pleasure as much as his. He takes it a bit slowly to get the mood right and has a sexy whisper.

Connery definitely is runner-up in this regard, although sometimes the sex scenes are put in there for humor. Moore's escapades to a larger extent were comedic.

Dalton was handsome and charming but had zero lust factor with his women - he wanted to make the character less promiscuous.

Brosnan's character definitely handles his business well, but is a bit cavalier and selfish in bed, as if women owe it to him. He wanted to make his character smug as a way to parody it sort of.

chrisisall · September 2015

Broz was the best. It was the bitey thing....

Absolutely_Cart · September 2015

I'd probably rank it like Craig > Connery/Brosnan > Lazenby > Moore > Dalton (only for lack of trying).

Moore may have been the best in real life, but in the movies it wasn't really as convincing.

Lady Rose · September 2015

I'd say Craig but thats because his scenes are the least corny.

Most of the 'sex scenes' in Bond have made me squirm a bit because they're so cheesy.

walther p99 · September 2015

From a male perspective, I can only say the sex scene moments I think looked best

) and they are Daniel Craig and the Turkish girl in SF and Pierce Brosnan and Famke kissing in the Sauna in GE, both those scenes the actors really sell the lust.

Absolutely_Cart · September 2015

I agree Lady Rose. Unlike the other Bond actors, Craigs sex scenes were actually authentic in terms of how sex works. I find myself acting Craig-ish when Im with my girlfriend.

I find myself skipping the sex scenes in some of the films too because theyre just painfully cheesy.

Thunderpussy · September 2015

For me Sir Roger is my role model in the bedroom, always leave them laughing.

hehadlotsofguts · September 2015

The scene in DAD is the most graphic sex scene in a Bond film. Wonder why Tamahori decided to show it.

chrisisall · September 2015

Halle.

Agent Lee · September 2015

Connery's sex scenes may be a bit corny by today's standards, but I think his sheer animal sexual charisma, combined with the 60's-style sexy of the women in his films, make his scenes the best of the series. They take on a classic cinematic sparkle with age.

chrisisall · September 2015

Agent Lee wrote:

Connery's sex scenes may be a bit corny by today's standards, but I think his sheer animal sexual charisma, combined with the 60's-style sexy of the women in his films, make his scenes the best of the series. They take on a classic cinematic sparkle with age.

"I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though lost on me, obviously appealed to that young girl I sent out to evaluate you."

Agent Purple · September 2015

chrisisall wrote:

Agent Lee wrote:

Connery's sex scenes may be a bit corny by today's standards, but I think his sheer animal sexual charisma, combined with the 60's-style sexy of the women in his films, make his scenes the best of the series. They take on a classic cinematic sparkle with age.

"I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though lost on me, obviously appealed to that young girl I sent out to evaluate you."

"Point taken."

Absolutely_Cart · September 2015

The sex scene in Die Another Day was quite good.

HatThrowingHenchman · September 2015

Thunderpussy wrote:

For me Sir Roger is my role model in the bedroom, always leave them laughing.

depends on what they're laughing about...

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HatThrowingHenchman · September 2015

now that I'm out of shock of seeing this thread's title, I think Moore's were the most charming ones.

Thunderpussy · September 2015

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umEB3KG9Ydw
This is my sort of love scene, with after a kiss the camera pans across to a
Fire place. -{ we don't need to see the foul, disgusting exchange of saliva
and other things, necessary for " The beast with two backs"

I bet most
Of those people getting " special hugs" aren't even married !

or undertaken
A long courtship of at least two years, chaperoned at all times.

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There's another funny love scene in top secret, when they're kissing on parachutes
and the camera pans across to a fire place, also on a parachute.

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I hated Brosnan's " Bite" , never seemed, natural to me ( I've never bitten anyone) .
All the rest are very similar, so I guess Craig's the better, as a few of his have been
shot to be Sensual, and he obviously works out " You've taken good care of your body".

CoolHandBond · September 2015

Bond films don't need graphic sex scenes - I enjoy seeing the chase, the capture and then fading out into the next scene. The 60's Bond's were perfect in this aspect - the best ever being the Fiona scene in TB.

Thunderpussy · September 2015

I find using graphics and a power point presentation before
Love making, helps me enormously. As they're usually that bored they'll
agree to anything to get away.

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Absolutely_Cart · September 2015

Thunderpussy wrote:

I find using graphics and a power point presentation before
Love making, helps me enormously. As they're usually that bored they'll
agree to anything to get away. )

They don't need to be graphic - just believable.

welshboy78 · September 2015

One of my faves is SC meeting Tatiana in From Russia With Love. Nice first meeting

HatThrowingHenchman · September 2015

I always thought RM got excited like a little school boy when it came to nap time

Thunderpussy · September 2015

Whenever I get "Lucky" I get pretty excited too.

HatThrowingHenchman · September 2015

...especially when she's half your age

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Thunderpussy · September 2015

) Half my age now ...... Is still older than any girl
Hugh Hefner would be interested in.

eric7064 · September 2015

I'd definitely go Brosnan by far. While yes Craigs look the most realistic. While Moore was the least convincing.

002 · September 2015

welshboy78 wrote:

One of my faves is SC meeting Tatiana in From Russia With Love. Nice first meeting

Indeed: that one still seems the classic love scene from any Bond film. The fact that it comes from the best Bond film of all has nothing to do with it...

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Agent Lee · September 2015

chrisisall wrote:

Agent Lee wrote:

Connery's sex scenes may be a bit corny by today's standards, but I think his sheer animal sexual charisma, combined with the 60's-style sexy of the women in his films, make his scenes the best of the series. They take on a classic cinematic sparkle with age.

"I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though lost on me, obviously appealed to that young girl I sent out to evaluate you."

Haha, touche'

superado · September 2015

I'm embarrassed to ask this question, folks, but does anyone else mentally visualize the actual sex that took place within the narrative? ...like, do you guys imagine Connery looking like the way he did while trapped in the TB traction machine or Fiona Volpe screaming out an aria...then afterwards saying, "James, get off of me, you're heavy"

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hehadlotsofguts · September 2015

I imagine that Bond would be into some kinky stuff. (As implied in Thunderball.)

superado · September 2015

hehadlotsofguts wrote:

I imagine that Bond would be into some kinky stuff. (As implied in Thunderball.)

How Connery's Bond carried on during the act was hinted by the spanking and shoving with Jill Masterson after the fact. Fiona Volpe had the right idea when she asked if the cage "bars" of the bed would keep her safe...oh there I go again, picturing Connery on the out-of-control traction machine! lol

Absolutely_Cart · September 2015

Here's how I grade all the actors relationships on sexual chemistry.

Connery - All excellent except for Tiffany Case in DAF

Lazenby - Didn't get along with Rigg. No secret.

Moore - Solitaire > XXX > Octopussy (kind of a believable friends with benefits deal) > Goodhead > Goodnight > Stacey ("JAMES!") > Melina ("Only a half-hour left on the clock...)"

Dalton - Little chemistry with either female lead. Of course, this was intentional (to keep things as platonic as possible) to make Bond a less promiscuous character.

Brosnan - Elektra, Jinx and the danish girl in TND were good with Brosnan. Yeoh, Pike and Richards had zero, and I absolutely mean zero, chemistry with Brosnan.

Best Bond in bed (which actor did the best sex scenes)?

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