Laugh out loud moments
The Wicker Man
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LALD must be my most watched Bond film and watching it again recently I realised that I always laugh at a certain moment every time I watch it. You know the one - Kananga fires the gas pellet into the sofa Whisper is sitting on, the sofa inflates and Whisper's legs go up in the air, then it's a loud bang as sofa explodes leaving Whisper in a heap on the floor. I am laughing now as I am typing this, just thinking about it (although it could be madness).
It got me to thinking what moment in a Bond film, one liner, character or scene gives you a good old chuckle every time you watch it?
It got me to thinking what moment in a Bond film, one liner, character or scene gives you a good old chuckle every time you watch it?
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The he's attempting re-entry line
Named after your father perhaps
That last hand, nearly killed me
Welcome to Scotland
So long as the collar and cuffs match
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That's one of my favs. And from the same scene:
Be thankful you weren't born at Arple and Van Cleefs.
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Right idea - Wrong pussy
Pity about your liver, sir, this really is an excellent sherry.
Your troubles are all behind you.
And you I assume are the hearty breakfast.
Come now, professor, there's no need to belittle the little people
Kurt Schimmer....inspecting... Geiger readings...?
Miss Case looks very attractive, for a lady.
Heart warming, Mr Kidd.
She did say she wanted some photos for the children.
One of us smells like a tarts boudoir and I'm afraid old chap it's me.
Ah, Miss Case, like all wild animals she's only dangerous when cornered.
Built one of these for the kids last Christmas.
Can I bring you anything from Amsterdam? - A diamond. In a ring.
How do we get the diamonds down from there?
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Bond laughing when he flies away with Sanchez's money.
Bond flapping his arms when 'going fishing' and the pilot's reaction.
Most of the scene's with Roger's Bond.
" I don't listen to hip hop!"
.... always cracks me up
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
" I don't listen to hip hop!"
When Moore falls onto the wedding cake in AVTAK - there's an example of the outraged chefs, and humiliated tailors
Also, Bond casually saying "Guten Abend" to the obnoxious German tourist whose car he had crashed earlier (according to script, he should have said in in English afaik, but it's way funnier like that). And Herr Mendel.
"- That is something to be afraid of."
Ah that's what he says, thanks
Bless George and his definitive version of Bond.
Oh the entire cinema groaned (not in sympathy)
"Come on, an eighty year old can take 4 g's"
"There's never an eighty year old when you need one"
I like the scene too, but that was something Lazenby wasn't good at. Connery and Moore would have done that line much better.
"Switch the bloody machine off!"
Bond looking at his watch underwater in TWINE
"no ma'am im with the economy tour"
Bond: I'll go to a hotel then.
M: Well you're bloody well not sleeping here.
Bond: The whole office goes up in smoke send that bloody thing survives.
M: Your interior decorating tips were always very much appreciated, 007.
Kincade: Remember what I taught you. Don't let it pull to the left.
Bond: I'll do my best. (Shoots perfectly)
Kincade: What did you say you did for a living?
Bond: There's no 'we' in it, Kincade. Thus is not your fight.
Kincade: Try and stop me, you jumped up little sh!t.
Q: It always makes me feel a bit melancholy. Grand old war ship, being ignominiously hauled away to scrap... The inevitability of time, don't you think? What do you see?
James Bond: A bloody big ship.
Bond: I read your obituary of me.
M: And?
Bond: Appalling.
M. I knew you'd hate it. I did call you 'an exemplar of British fortitude'.
Bond: That bit was alright.
Those are some pretty good scenes (no Skyfall criticism today from me).
"- That is something to be afraid of."
Bond in Valentin's club: Who's strangling the cat?
Boris: I am invincible!
Wade: Did you check her out? Bond: Head to toe! Wade Right?
Casino Royale:
Bond's torture scene: I've got a little itch....
1: Brosnan 2: Craig 3: Moore 4: Dalton 5: Connery and 6: Lazenby
And immediately following...
"Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"
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1: Brosnan 2: Craig 3: Moore 4: Dalton 5: Connery and 6: Lazenby
Sacrilege!
after Bond tells her he didn't think Mitchell didn't smoked.