Humourous review of SkyFall

osrisosris Posts: 558MI6 Agent
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Admittedly, a review from the “Daniel Craig is not Bond” site but funny nevertheless:

Quote:

"Mendes is not of course an action director and it shows. The fight scenes are arthritic in this film. You get a not bad “Bond moment” in the PTS though. Adjusting the cuff links. Negated somewhat by the fact that Daniel Craig has (for reasons that escape me) a football hooligan skinhead and is wearing a Pee Wee Herman suit that looks three sizes too small for him. He looks terrible in the PTS. Like Vladimir Putin."

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/reviews/2015/09/23/skyfall-a-review/

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  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    osris wrote:
    Admittedly, a review from the “Daniel Craig is not Bond” site but funny nevertheless:

    Quote:

    "Mendes is not of course an action director and it shows. The fight scenes are arthritic in this film. You get a not bad “Bond moment” in the PTS though. Adjusting the cuff links. Negated somewhat by the fact that Daniel Craig has (for reasons that escape me) a football hooligan skinhead and is wearing a Pee Wee Herman suit that looks three sizes too small for him. He looks terrible in the PTS. Like Vladimir Putin."

    http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/reviews/2015/09/23/skyfall-a-review/

    I wonder how Pierce Brosnan would enjoy it if an entire website was set up to attack him?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There is it's called AJB ! :p :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    There is it's called AJB ! :p :))

    An entire website set out to attack him?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I was only joking of course. ;) Although, I doubt Daniel gives a stuff about it.
    He's successful, Rich and doing what he loves.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • cheldcheld Posts: 300MI6 Agent
    "The film starts and we get “MI6, London” on the screen. Thanks for that. I thought the MI6 headquarters was in Azerbaijan so nice to be corrected."

    :))
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I was only joking of course. ;) Although, I doubt Daniel gives a stuff about it.
    He's successful, Rich and doing what he loves.

    You know I don't lke disagreeing with you. You actually add to the humour of this place :x :) -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Hey, Even friends disagree {[] ( just don't make a habit of it !) ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    Ah, the old 'Craig is not Bond' site. What a tragic lot :)) There's a certain symmetry to a gathering of clowns writing humour.
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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    cheld wrote:
    "The film starts and we get “MI6, London” on the screen. Thanks for that. I thought the MI6 headquarters was in Azerbaijan so nice to be corrected."

    :))

    Well, some Bond films have MI6 headquarters in other parts of the world, like Egypt or in the middle of the Hong Kong Harbour. Is the MI6 HQ in Scotland written on screen in TWINE?
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Thus is my favourite page from the DC-is-not-Bond website, for fans of irony:


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  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,656MI6 Agent
    broadshoulder wrote:
    osris wrote:
    Admittedly, a review from the “Daniel Craig is not Bond” site but funny nevertheless:

    Quote:

    "Mendes is not of course an action director and it shows. The fight scenes are arthritic in this film. You get a not bad “Bond moment” in the PTS though. Adjusting the cuff links. Negated somewhat by the fact that Daniel Craig has (for reasons that escape me) a football hooligan skinhead and is wearing a Pee Wee Herman suit that looks three sizes too small for him. He looks terrible in the PTS. Like Vladimir Putin."

    http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/reviews/2015/09/23/skyfall-a-review/

    I wonder how Pierce Brosnan would enjoy it if an entire website was set up to attack him?

    How did this become a Brosnan thing?
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  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    it aüpears somebody doesn't like Pierce
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  • JagJag Posts: 1,167MI6 Agent
    Well, if they were making a biopic about Putin, Craig would certainly get the role! :))
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    Jag wrote:
    Well, if they were making a biopic about Putin, Craig would certainly get the role! :))

    ...Originality is the essence of wit.
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  • JagJag Posts: 1,167MI6 Agent
    Loeffelholz wrote:
    Jag wrote:
    Well, if they were making a biopic about Putin, Craig would certainly get the role! :))

    ...Originality is the essence of wit.


    But don't you find you never stop laughing at some good old jokes? :))
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    I never stop laughing at the good ones -{
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    That website is literally the equivalent of how irrational some people get when discussing religion, politics and sports.
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