Let's write our own Bond film

The rules:

Only a couple of lines per person and try to set up the next post.
Can't post two posts in a row
Keep it clean

Right I'll start, let's see how far we can get with this.

"The white dots run across the screen from left to right with the triumphant sound of the James Bond theme. Bond walks from right to left and fires down the gun barrel as blood trickles down the screen. The sequence fades into the shot of..."

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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    Jimatay wrote:
    "The white dots run across the screen from left to right with the triumphant sound of the James Bond theme. Bond walks from right to left and fires down the gun barrel as blood trickles down the screen. The sequence fades into the shot of..."

    James Bond walking into a suspicious seedy-looking office, sitting down in the chair and interrogating a rather portly sweaty man, who is approaching his 60's and snug-fitted in a charcoal gray suit jacket. "I have a few questions to ask of you", Bond asserted.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "What am I, an information desk" the man spat back, reaching for a glass
    of a dirty brown liquid, and swallowed it all in one gulp.
    Bond threw an envelope on the desk, the man nervously reached across
    seeing it full of money. Bond smiled adding
    " I need to know the location of ..........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • JimatayJimatay Posts: 126MI6 Agent
    "...Your contact." Flicking through the money, the man calmly throws the money on to the desk. "Not enough" he utters as...
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent
    ..he sniffs and leans back in a black faux leather office chair, keeping eye contact with Bond. That wouldn't get me a out of this town alive, let alone the country..
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,217MI6 Agent
    "And then you will never know what you want" retorts the man trying to look calm whilst wiping his brow "I AM the only one who knows.....
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    The man promisses to tell Bond everything he wants to know but asks for one of his cigarettes. Bond grants his request, but the man dies of a hidden cyanide capsule. Bond examines him with great attention and anger at the same time, sniffs at the cigarette box. As he stands up, he says: "Luckily I stopped ages ago!" in a dry manner and walks out of the room, slamming the door. *POW* [TITLE MUSIC]
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • Willard WhyteWillard Whyte Posts: 166MI6 Agent
    JAMES BOND CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH gets blasted out by Shirley Bassey.
    I smell a rat
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