At the risk of making light conversation...

FiremassFiremass AlaskaPosts: 1,910MI6 Agent
What is your favorite Bond eating dinner with villain scene?


Mine would be:

1. Dinner with Scaramanga

I enjoy their conversation about killing people and Bond explaining he only does it under specific orders of his government. Scaramanga tries to get him to admit that he enjoys it. Heavy stuff. Plus, Britt looks amazing in a bikini and Scaramanga's is quite the charming host. "Then I must add it to my cellar!" upon hearing Bond's wine suggestion.

2. Dinner with Dr. No

Dr. No's intriguing backstory, demonstration of his metal hands, and interest in Bond possibly joining Spectre. I kinda wish Honey wasn't dismissed. In the novel, she resisted and ended up staying.

3. Dinner with Kamal Kahn

Another "mink-lined prison" for Bond. "I believe you and miss Magda have…met?" "It was a pleasure" Then Kamal is trying to figure out who exactly Bond is. Suppose, that for arguments sake, Bond doesn't feel like talking. Then they calmly discuss various torture options. Bond doesn't lose his manners and remembers to thank Kamal for dinner. Never one to give up, Bond tries to have a night cap with Magda and then after that idea is rejected, offers one to Gobdina. Classic Moore. -{

4. Dinner with Irma Bunt and the Angels of Death

Ok, I admit this dinner eating montage is a little weird. And there's no way Ruby could write an "8" that well. However, I love the bit where Bond says he felt a slight stiffness coming on. :))

Am I forgetting any, or has Bond not been invited over for dinner since 1983? :))
My current 10 favorite:

1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK

Comments

  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I could switch #1 for #2 (depending upon which one I last viewed :)) ), but basically you nailed it for me.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    Great thread!

    One thing I love about the dinner scenes is that we see some acting, and some great delivery of memorable lines.

    Mine are very similar to yours:

    1. Scaramanga - Love the wine reference "Then I must add it to my cellar." Scaramanga constantly trying to provoke Bond.
    2. Dr. No - Great banter between the two and some classic lines. Good acting and delivery from SC.
    3. Kamal Kahn - While I think this scene isn't as good as some of the others, I love Roger in this. "Let me guess, thumb-screws and hot coals?"
    4. Kristatos - I adore the whole sequence at the casino, the ordering of the food, wine chat etc. A great scene.

    Not sure if there are too many more? Other than the CR one, but I don't rate that.
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    I love all the scenes. All close to my heart. But I love the octopussy dinner scene. kamal Khan is one of my favourite bond villains. I feel like he is underrated. I love it when they talk about poisons.
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 754MI6 Agent
    Bond unknowingly has dinner with the villain in FYEO. A nice little twist.

    If only Bond could be pressed for a cucumber sandwich in MR.

    He also has afternoon tea with Koskov in TLD before its revealed he is the villain.

    That's all I can think of. If we count Kristatos...

    1.) Scaramanga: Top notch dialogue, best of the film.
    2.) Kamal Khan: Jourdan chews up the scene and the torture discussion is so casual and off-hand it's great.
    3.) Dr. No: Essentially, Dr. No's only real scene in the film. All great villain fanfare that sets the tone for later villain meetings
    4.) Kristatos: Interesting twist, love how Bond turns down the wine recommendation from Kristatos.
    5.) Irma Bunt: Fun dinner with some humorous moments, but not necessarily memorable.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Although not quite in the same spirit as the earlier scenes, I love Bond dining with Red Grant and Tatiana in FRWL. "Red wine with fish... That should have told me something" :))

    Otherwise, it has to be dinner with Irma Bunt and the Angels of death.

    Great thread btw -{
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  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    They're hard to rank as they all have some very memorable moments but I think if I had to choose just one to rewatch right now, I'd choose Octopussy. I really like that dinner scene and I have a massive soft spot for the film in general.
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    "Let me guess. Thumbscrews and hot coals."

    "Hardly. We're much more sophisticated than that."

    "Sodium Pentothal?"

    "A bit crude. Very unreliable."
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    "Let me guess. Thumbscrews and hot coals."

    "Hardly. We're much more sophisticated than that."

    "Sodium Pentothal?"

    "A bit crude. Very unreliable."
    MAN. I love that scene. I adore that scene. Jourdan's acting is superb.
    Probs one of the best scenes in the movie.
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    A dinner scene was filmed for NSNA with Bond and Largo on board the boat (his gormless minion invites Bond to dinner doesn't he when he sneaks onto the boat) but it got cut and it was early days in the filming, so there was a lot of hammy acting from Brandeur I understand to balance out the script shortcomings.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    I miss the dinner scenes. I love seeing Bond and the villain trying to one-up each other. I hope a scene like that returns
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  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    I don't really have a ranking for it, but I must say that the OHMSS dinner scene is probably my favourite. The montage is so weird, and I love the fact Bond is having dinner with all these women.
    1.LTK 2.AVTAK 3.OP 4.FYEO 5.TND 6.LALD 7.GE 8.GF 9.TSWLM 10.SPECTRE 11.SF 12.MR 13.YOLT 14.TLD 15.CR (06) 16.TMWTGG 17.TB 18.FRWL 19.TWINE 20.OHMSS 21.DAF 22.DAD 23.QoS 24.NSNA 25.DN 26.CR (67)
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    The OP dinner always makes me laugh - bond is held captive in the monsoon palace, fed a sheep's head, and told he would be tortured if he did not give answers. And yet he still has the decency to thank Kamal for the dinner afterwards. A true gentleman!
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Yes, the dinner scenes are a part of classic Bond and I would like to see them return in a future Bond film. Some even think that this was a bit of a missed opportunity in the recent Spectre.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    Yes, the dinner scenes are a part of classic Bond and I would like to see them return in a future Bond film. Some even think that this was a bit of a missed opportunity in the recent Spectre.

    Blofeld made a light conversation in the torture rm :))
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    am747 wrote:
    Yes, the dinner scenes are a part of classic Bond and I would like to see them return in a future Bond film. Some even think that this was a bit of a missed opportunity in the recent Spectre.

    Blofeld made a light conversation in the torture rm :))
    I heard that in one in of the earlier scripts, bond, Swann and Oberhauser dined together at the crater base. Halfway through the meal, Oberhauser would pull out a pack if cards and Chips of Oak bark, to play a game of cards with Bond like they use to as foster brothers.
    Interesting Idea!
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    am747 wrote:
    Yes, the dinner scenes are a part of classic Bond and I would like to see them return in a future Bond film. Some even think that this was a bit of a missed opportunity in the recent Spectre.

    Blofeld made a light conversation in the torture rm :))

    Yes, the most horrific thing for me was seeing his ankles! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I thought he had a very shapely ankle. ;)
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  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    Jarvio wrote:
    The OP dinner always makes me laugh - bond is held captive in the monsoon palace, fed a sheep's head, and told he would be tortured if he did not give answers. And yet he still has the decency to thank Kamal for the dinner afterwards. A true gentleman!

    I don't suppose you would like a nightcap? No.
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • FiremassFiremass AlaskaPosts: 1,910MI6 Agent
    I forgot about dinner with Kristatos and dinner with Red Grant. Both excellent scenes. -{ Although, at the time they were not revealed as villains so it wasn't exactly a tense situation for Bond.
    My current 10 favorite:

    1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    :)) I thought he had a very shapely ankle. ;)

    It just seemed rather garish with him sliding about on his chair! :D

    I was of course delighted to see Colonel Sun material used! Very exciting times for the Continuation Bond enthusiast such as myself.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
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