The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
edited February 2016 in James Bond Trivia Challenge
Here's a game I've seen on other message boards that is really entertaining. Each person writes seven words per post, alternating with other members, to create a cohesive story. It's usually quite humorous. So I thought it might be fun to try to create a Bond adventure seven words at a time, going through the PTS, theme song, Q scene, villain encounter, finale, etc.....

Get it?

Rules:
Each post contains ONLY 7 words. (If you feel the need to set the mood, locale etc... use parenthesis) <---- like this.
Cannot post twice in a row.
Make it hilarious. Deliver a punchline, or set up a punchline for the next member.




I'll start:

(Opening PTS in a remote cabin in the Swiss Alps)

Agent 007 wakes up startled to see........
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Comments

  • DB6DB6 EnglandPosts: 1,196MI6 Agent
    The bald head on the neighbouring pillow.........
    My name has changed! I’m no longer dufus......now I’m DB6
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Of his latest conquest Dr Madeline swann
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    She smilled, rolling her eyes at him
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    "good morning" said bond "do you fancy........
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Some scrambled eggs and strong coffee Darling ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    " I fancy a full english" she replied
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Haven't you had enough English, this morning ?"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Suddenly, the bedroom window shattered! It was........
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Some kids having a snowball fight outside
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • LargosSharkLargosShark Posts: 35MI6 Agent
    "Quick, move the Aston Martin from outside"
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Suddenly bond noticed the odd looking snowball....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • LargosSharkLargosShark Posts: 35MI6 Agent
    ...and you must always avoid yellow snow.
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Duty calls, Madeline", Bond said rubbing her....
  • LargosSharkLargosShark Posts: 35MI6 Agent
    ...white dress. "Damn coffee stains are hard....."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Funny you mention being Hard, said Bond.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • LargosSharkLargosShark Posts: 35MI6 Agent
    "Yes, that's how I like my eggs"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Surley unfertilised, would be a better condition.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Given that we are both on benefits!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Let's get dressed and get outta here.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • LargosSharkLargosShark Posts: 35MI6 Agent
    To the Bondmobile Miss Swann, let's go.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The DB5 glinted in the Mediterranean sun.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Madeline it's cold put your wig on
    (in ref to #2....for the continuity and plotholes seekers)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "It's one of Sir Sean's old ones "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    if only we had the db5 here....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... There it is underneath the mango tree.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    mango tree in the Swiss alps James?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's amazing with GM crops, These days.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    That's not a snow mango it's ticking
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Quickly Bond rolled it into the pool
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Grabbed Madeline and jumped into the db5
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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