Just received a very clever email/catalogue from rare book dealers Asher Rare Books:
"After the hangover of the Brexit other countries might follow: Departugal, Italeave, Czechout, Outria, Finish, Latervia, Goatia, Bailgium and Nethermind. Greece and Remainia, however, will almost certainly stay."
I think whoever becomes the new pm should make it compulsory for every high St in the land to have a Hooters bar, it's a great policy, provides extra jobs for women (there always banging on about women in the work place) I'm sure it would be popular with men and it shows unity with our American cousins
Why does America always have to be stereotyped this way??? Nowadays, around the world, America is always the butt of the joke. 8-)
In general I think Obi Sean Kenobi has his answer from his original post (though I'm guessing he wished he'd never asked) things here are incredibly normal, ajbers engaging in inflammatory arguments, sarcasm, wit, some smut, some smugness and one or two withdrawls , some fantastic humour, some remarkable humourlessness and some distinct stubbornness ... Yup nothings changed at all -{
Not enough smut, frankly. We need more smut!!!
I think more smut can be arranged, I'll give some thought while I'm at Hooters looking at a fine collection of jugs.
My local Hooters has a very commendable collection of Toby jugs, I can highly recommend it.
I think whoever becomes the new pm should make it compulsory for every high St in the land to have a Hooters bar, it's a great policy, provides extra jobs for women (there always banging on about women in the work place) I'm sure it would be popular with men and it shows unity with our American cousins
Why does America always have to be stereotyped this way??? Nowadays, around the world, America is always the butt of the joke. 8-)
Hooters is no laughing matter, we've got a McDonald's on every street corner already and as you may become a much valued trading partner we should all share in some more great American institutions.
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I think whoever becomes the new pm should make it compulsory for every high St in the land to have a Hooters bar, it's a great policy, provides extra jobs for women (there always banging on about women in the work place) I'm sure it would be popular with men and it shows unity with our American cousins
Why does America always have to be stereotyped this way??? Nowadays, around the world, America is always the butt of the joke. 8-)
Hooters is no laughing matter, we've got a McDonald's on every street corner already and as you may become a much valued trading partner we should all share in some more great American institutions.
no offence is meant or implied by this post, the author is a fan of America and embraces closer unity based on a typical Apr of
4.8% terms and conditions apply a guarantor may be asked for. Chriscoop is regulated by Mrs Coop and moderated by barbs and miley.
Why does America always have to be stereotyped this way??? Nowadays, around the world, America is always the butt of the joke. 8-)
Hooters is no laughing matter, we've got a McDonald's on every street corner already and as you may become a much valued trading partner we should all share in some more great American institutions.
no offence is meant or implied by this post, the author is a fan of America and embraces closer unity based on a typical Apr of
4.8% terms and conditions apply a guarantor may be asked for. Chriscoop is regulated by Mrs Coop and moderated by barbs and miley.
Rose you old fraud... Adam Boulton made the Lady Macbeth analogy re Sarah Vine in last week's Sunday Times.
Who will be Fortinbras, the goalhanger who turns up to take the Danish crown? Or do we wait for the Danish referendum for all that?
Of course, once the Chilcott inquiry clears Blair of all wrongdoing, the stage will be set for him to come back, unite the Parliamentary Labour Party and sweep the nation again in a landslide result.
Seriously though, you have to hand it to him. I mean, years we've been waiting for this report on Iraq, and it comes out at a time like this. Most likely there'll be other things to think about.
Oh to turn back the clock and bring John Smith back.
To be honest when lady Rose said they'd be sitting on a bench. Instead of referencing
"Waiting for Godot" ( as I'm a bit of a pleb) I was thinking of the opening titles to Bottom ! ) https://youtu.be/tQhwxQCeCto
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Not crazy about Theresa May's press conference announcing her candidature. She came across like Hattie Jacques in Carry On Camping when she mistakenly thinks that Kenneth Williams was trying it on with her and goes from fierce to all flowery and self-regarding. "I realise, now, that of course a glimpse of my political ambitions would arouse your slumbering manhood, I see that I have been naive. Be patient with me... you'll find my premiership is worth waiting for."
"Noeoewe, so's Christmas but it will be a long time before you catch me stuffing your ballot box!"
How can Britain sucessfully break up with the EU? Few people know such a move has been done before. In the early 1980's Greeland broke out of the EU and it was easy and quick! What can Britain learn from the Greenlanders? First of all, Greenland was considered a Danish overseas colony for the purpose of the Greexit. Since several EU coountries had colonies and many of those didn't want to be colonies or EU members, there was already a system for those nations to leave the EU. Since Britain has a past as a French colony (most "English" kings in the middle ages didn't even speak English), it should be easy to argue that the UK could take this route out of the EU. Sorted!
Also, Greenland only needed to negotiate a fishing treaty with the EU. I think Britain should learn from this too. The British should pick just one key industry and negotiate a treaty for the breakout - the rest should work itself out with time. But what industry is most vital to Britain? Tea, finance, TV and movies, pop songs or something else? Let the debate begin! )
I heard someone on the radio last night say while we are waiting for the next season of House of Cards, we can turn on the news and watch it for free !!
How can Britain sucessfully break up with the EU? Few people know such a move has been done before. In the early 1980's Greeland broke out of the EU and it was easy and quick! What can Britain learn from the Greenlanders? First of all, Greenland was considered a Danish overseas colony for the purpose of the Greexit. Since several EU countries had colonies and many of those didn't want to be colonies or EU members, there was already a system for those nations to leave the EU. Since Britain has a past as a French colony (most "English" kings in the middle ages didn't even speak English), it should be easy to argue that the UK could take this route out of the EU. Sorted!
Also, Greenland only needed to negotiate a fishing treaty with the EU. I think Britain should learn from this too. The British should pick just one key industry and negotiate a treaty for the breakout - the rest should work itself out with time. But what industry is most vital to Britain? Tea, finance, TV and movies, pop songs or something else? Let the debate begin! )
I think my suggestion has been criminally overlooked. No-one else has suggested this because I'm an origonal thinker :v
To fix the problem......... Conservatives call an election. Everyone votes LibDem ( they really
love the EU, with a passion) We get a LibDem government. They WILL never leave the EU.
So scrap the referendum result, and don't leave.
This will work as already stated the LibDems love the EU and have a past history of lying
To voters ( no university fees) , then the next election it's back to normal, and everyone
Can blame the LibDems for F*cking it up for everyone !
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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Sorry - did someone call me ? B-)
"After the hangover of the Brexit other countries might follow: Departugal, Italeave, Czechout, Outria, Finish, Latervia, Goatia, Bailgium and Nethermind. Greece and Remainia, however, will almost certainly stay."
My local Hooters has a very commendable collection of Toby jugs, I can highly recommend it.
no offence is meant or implied by this post, the author is a fan of America and embraces closer unity based on a typical Apr of
4.8% terms and conditions apply a guarantor may be asked for. Chriscoop is regulated by Mrs Coop and moderated by barbs and miley.
I wonder if it would come on an invisible base?
You can't argue with science.
crystal balls obviously.
I like to show I'm not just a pretty face occasionally
Osborne is creepy enough to be Richard III and I wouldn't rule him out of anything just yet.
Meanwhile we can all get some light relief with Bottom, otherwise known as Jeremy Corbyn.
Who will be Fortinbras, the goalhanger who turns up to take the Danish crown? Or do we wait for the Danish referendum for all that?
Of course, once the Chilcott inquiry clears Blair of all wrongdoing, the stage will be set for him to come back, unite the Parliamentary Labour Party and sweep the nation again in a landslide result.
Seriously though, you have to hand it to him. I mean, years we've been waiting for this report on Iraq, and it comes out at a time like this. Most likely there'll be other things to think about.
Oh to turn back the clock and bring John Smith back.
Roger Moore 1927-2017
"Waiting for Godot" ( as I'm a bit of a pleb) I was thinking of the opening titles to Bottom !
https://youtu.be/tQhwxQCeCto
"Noeoewe, so's Christmas but it will be a long time before you catch me stuffing your ballot box!"
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Me of "Penfold" from Dangermouse !
How very dare you !!!!
I did not steal it from Adam Boulton ... I stole it from Twitter
Actually, it's just an obvious comparison ... that and Francis Urquhart/Frank underwood
Also, Greenland only needed to negotiate a fishing treaty with the EU. I think Britain should learn from this too. The British should pick just one key industry and negotiate a treaty for the breakout - the rest should work itself out with time. But what industry is most vital to Britain? Tea, finance, TV and movies, pop songs or something else? Let the debate begin!
Yes, you'll have read this House of Goves Spoof in the Evening Standard
Roger Moore 1927-2017
I heard someone on the radio last night say while we are waiting for the next season of House of Cards, we can turn on the news and watch it for free !!
I think my suggestion has been criminally overlooked. No-one else has suggested this because I'm an origonal thinker :v
To fix the problem......... Conservatives call an election. Everyone votes LibDem ( they really
love the EU, with a passion) We get a LibDem government. They WILL never leave the EU.
So scrap the referendum result, and don't leave.
This will work as already stated the LibDems love the EU and have a past history of lying
To voters ( no university fees) , then the next election it's back to normal, and everyone
Can blame the LibDems for F*cking it up for everyone !
Our former cancellor, the great Helmut Schmidt once said: "People with visions should not be in politics - they should call a doctor"
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!