English vacationing
Ammo08
Missouri, USAPosts: 387MI6 Agent
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet, lads?”
“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?” Jim agrees.
“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country… The history, the beer, the culture…”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers and
Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English -
they’re so arrogant and rude.”
“So why keep going to England?” asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”
One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet, lads?”
“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?” Jim agrees.
“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country… The history, the beer, the culture…”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers and
Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English -
they’re so arrogant and rude.”
“So why keep going to England?” asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”
"I don't know if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who mean it."-Mark Twain
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'- Benny Hill (1924-1992)
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'- Benny Hill (1924-1992)
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" I don't listen to hip hop!"
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'- Benny Hill (1924-1992)
A: A stitch in time saves nine.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36802484
Roger Moore 1927-2017