Who would attend Bond’s funeral?

osrisosris Posts: 558MI6 Agent
In Golden Eye Alec Trevelyan joked that only tailors and restaurateurs would.

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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    The Royal Navy would attend. We've already seen Bond's funeral in YOLT.
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    M,Q and Moneypenny would attend.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    An undertaker of some sort ;) .... I guess the same as many others a smattering of
    Friends and colleagues. As already stated, the office team, I'm sure Felix would pop
    Over. A few hundred ex girlfriends,
    Given how the service and Bond didn't put much store in honours etc, I think Bond
    Would have a small, tasteful funeral. Followed by a huge meal and drinking Bond would
    Have set up. As he believed in spending what money he had and did hope to die with
    Nothing left. :)
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  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,656MI6 Agent
    Who would attend Bond’s funeral? "Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless!" :))
    "...the purposeful slant of his striding figure looked dangerous, as if he was making quickly for something bad that was happening further down the street." -SMERSH on 007 dossier photo, Ch. 6 FRWL.....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    They'd better be, they paid for the assassination ! ;)
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  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,656MI6 Agent
    They'd want to make sure he's really dead :))
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    "...the purposeful slant of his striding figure looked dangerous, as if he was making quickly for something bad that was happening further down the street." -SMERSH on 007 dossier photo, Ch. 6 FRWL.....
  • welshguy34welshguy34 Posts: 219MI6 Agent
    M, Q, Moneypenny and Tanner to name just a few.
  • OakvaleOakvale Pennsylvania Posts: 155MI6 Agent
    I think it depends on how he died. If he died as a result of vice, I'm sure the Prime Ministerial delegation might be smaller. :))
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    edited August 2016
    Well his bank manager certainly wouldn't attend Bond's funeral if you read the Moonraker novel! Bond wanted as little in his bank account at the time of hiss death as possible.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    May would. And she'd prepare a great spread of delicate little sandwiches.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... And announce they had been secret lovers for years ! " James loved GILFs" she sobbed
    Signing an exclusive " The Sun on Sunday" contract. ;)
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  • Bondage007Bondage007 AustraliaPosts: 371MI6 Agent
    Only Moneypenny and a few restaurateurs
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Bondage007 wrote:
    Only Moneypenny and a few restaurateurs

    According to Alec Trevelyan in GE anyway. It reminds me a bit of M's jealous chefs, outraged tailors rant in TMWTGG. :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    M, Q, Tanner, Moneypenny, Felix Leiter, a representative from the Royal Navy. Is Mathis still alive in the novels?
    I think the most interesting question is who among Bond's past lovers would appear?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    edited September 2016
    To try to answer my own question, I would suggest:

    Wai Lin

    Lupe (now the first lady of istimus) No, not really. I don't think she is very loyal.

    Natalya Simonova?

    Kara Milovy (I think she is the loyal and romantic type, so she would be a good candidate)

    Octopussy

    Pussy Galore
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    Do you think any of Bonds kids would show up? He has to have a few kids out there, right? How many women has Bond done the lust and thrust with? One or a few must of had a kid.
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  • OakvaleOakvale Pennsylvania Posts: 155MI6 Agent
    Mr Martini wrote:
    Do you think any of Bonds kids would show up? He has to have a few kids out there, right? How many women has Bond done the lust and thrust with? One or a few must of had a kid.

    James Suzuki. :))
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