Bond villains in a single sentence.
GoldenEye85
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If you could use one single sentence to describe a Bond villain, how would it look?
Die Another Day: Col. Moon/Graves - A little boy ultimately still seeking his father's approval for his deeds.
TWINE: Renard - The stereotypical super strong Bond henchman leading us to believe he is the mastermind behind the whole plot.
Tomorrow Never Dies: Carver - A media mogul with a grudge against China for refusing his broadcast rights.
Side question, just where does England fit into his grudge though?
These are some of mine, what are yours?
Die Another Day: Col. Moon/Graves - A little boy ultimately still seeking his father's approval for his deeds.
TWINE: Renard - The stereotypical super strong Bond henchman leading us to believe he is the mastermind behind the whole plot.
Tomorrow Never Dies: Carver - A media mogul with a grudge against China for refusing his broadcast rights.
Side question, just where does England fit into his grudge though?
These are some of mine, what are yours?
1, GE 2, CR 3, SF 4, TWINE 5, Spectre 6, TMWTGG 7, DAD 8, LALD 9, AVTAK 10, LTK 11, Octopussy 12, Moonraker 13, TLD 14, GF 15, QOS 16, Tomorrow 17, FYEO 18. TSWLM Not seen much: Dr. No, Russia, Thunderball, Twice, Majesty.
1: Brosnan 2: Craig 3: Moore 4: Dalton 5: Connery and 6: Lazenby
1: Brosnan 2: Craig 3: Moore 4: Dalton 5: Connery and 6: Lazenby
Comments
Red Grant: Barbie's Ken reimagined as a steroidal psychopath.
Goldfinger: King Midas with penis envy and a spoiled child's temperament.
Largo: Old-fashioned gangsterism meets new-fangled corporatism.
Blofeld: Dr. Cyclops obsessed with enlarging things rather than shrinking them.
Blofeld: Dr. Cyclops reinvented as a silver-medalist skier and germ scientist.
Blofeld: Dr. Cyclops as a CEO with a good rug and cross-dressing proclivities.
Kanaga: A blaxploitation stereotype brought into the Energy Crisis with British oversimplicity.
Scaramanga: Basically capeless Dracula with a white suit and sidekick from Fantasy Island.
Stromberg: Blofeld reinvited as a dyspeptic grump with dry eye.
Drax: Blofeld reinvented as a humorless magician who doesn't do magic tricks.
Kristatos: Villainy as the sweater-wearing noveau riche.
Khan: Goldfinger reimagined as that guy from Gigi.
Zorin: Goldfinger reimagined as a crazed David Bowie with an even odder speech pattern.
Whitaker: That tubby kid on the high school football team that thought he was cooler than he really was.
Sanchez: Miami Vice villain of the week.
Trevelyn: An underplayed idea that was better on paper than in execution.
Carver: Goldfinger reimagined as a that scrawny kid on the high football team ordered to collect everyone's jock and justifiably resented it.
Renard: See Trevelyan.
Moon: See Dr. No, but without the panache.
LeChiffre: The first real and original Bond villain since the 1960s.
Greene: An angry gnat in need of a good chiropractor.
Silva: See Trevelyan.
Blofeld: A supervillain for the digital age, which is to say he mostly sits around and pushes a few keys while looking sinister.
Red Grant: If all else fails, turn to voice over work.
Goldfinger: Name like a French nail varnish.
Largo: He has an eyepatch, so he must be evil, right?
Blofeld: The original 'big baddie' before comic book movies made it cool.
Kananga: Expert self make up artist.
Scaramanga: Had a surprise for Andrea when they first hit the bedroom.
Stromberg: Discount Blofeld.
Drax: Space age Stromberg with more personality.
Kristatos: Ermmmmm.......its Julian Glover, so, yay?
Kamal Khan: Likes eggs.
Zorin: Walken just being a killer version of himself.
Whitaker: Has a long lost twin in the CIA.
Dr No: Well dressed frog with cartoon tongue to swat flies.
Goldfinger: A few more drinks and pies at the golf-club and welcomes gout.
Largo: Mugatu's Giorgio Armani.
Blofeld: Scar with an arsenal of weapons, not hyenas.
Blofeld: Closeted and raging Oedipus complex pompous freak.
Blofeld: Enjoys fooling around with his clone, sometimes Wint and Kidd watch.
Stromberg: If he didn't obsess about the ocean, he'd have a pretty good train set.
Drax: Somewhere up in space he's writing cartoons for the New Yorker.
Sanchez: Also runs a funnier-father workshop for dads lacking in puns and one-liners.
Trevelyan: The kid that the parents always leave behind, and only realise 5 hours later.
"Better make that two."