Breaking news: Asp9mm on NRA TV!!!!

HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
in Off Topic Chat
now we find out, that his real name is Doug Wiklund.

See yourself
https://www.nratv.com/series/cam-and-company/video/cam-and-company-2015-steampunk-guns/episode/cam-and-company-season-11-episode-139
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    edited March 2018
    now that I have your attention, this is truely hilarious! 20 minutes well spent!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEcbagW4O-s
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    edited March 2018
    Personally I don't make member's real names on the forum, especially if the member hasn't approved of it. Is this his real name and if so has Asp9mm OK'd you using it here?

    While I don't agree with NRA's political agenda I found the video interesting.
    And I liked Las Week Tonight even better :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Relax, N24, that isn't his real name :) . Higgins (whose real name is Timothy Watchstrap) knows better than that.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    The name is HIGGINS X-(
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Relax, N24, that isn't his real name :) . Higgins (whose real name is Timothy Watchstrap) knows better than that.

    'Timothy' doesn't sound very German to me. Perhaps his real name is "Teutonic Watchstrap" but he changed it to Timothy as he figured most of us on here would never be able to spell Teutonic?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    I suffered a severe laps of sense of humor, sorry.
    Now I feel both embarassed and sorry that Asp9mm may not have such a magnificant mustache.
    I'll return when I find my sense of humor again, I may have left it at work....
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    The name is HIGGINS X-(

    Sir James: But of course thou art, Denty-babe.
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    I think that the news is quite broken enough, Higgins, old chap. :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Relax, N24, that isn't his real name :) . Higgins (whose real name is Timothy Watchstrap) knows better than that.
    I thought Higgins real name was Dellboy Deaton! ....purveyor of Dodgy Timepieces :))
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :# very funny, lovemaker to the towsled :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    Relax, N24, that isn't his real name :) . Higgins (whose real name is Timothy Watchstrap) knows better than that.
    I thought Higgins real name was Dellboy Deaton! ....purveyor of Dodgy Timepieces :))

    :D :D :D :D :D :v
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Just danjaq_off X-(
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    It's fake news! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Just danjaq_off X-(

    IT'S 0ff X-( :D :v
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Higgins wrote:
    Just danjaq_off X-(

    IT'S 0ff X-( :D :v

    Yes, signifying Double-O-FF, Britain's last line of defence. :p
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Zero ff had a nice ring to it at the time, I prefer a glazed ring myself :D :v
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
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    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Stoopid Higgy-Bum. Even stupider Number24 :) I take that back. No one is as stupid as Higgy-Pants.
    ..................Asp9mmSIG-1-2.jpg...............
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Zero ff had a nice ring to it at the time, I prefer a glazed ring myself :D :v

    Don't we all? Don't we all? :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    The name is HIGGINS X-(

    Until I change it :p
    YNWA 97
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
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    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    The Angry Orange. :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
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    Hey, you started it... Bondtoys! :)) :)) :))
  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent
    The Domino Effect wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    Relax, N24, that isn't his real name :) . Higgins (whose real name is Timothy Watchstrap) knows better than that.

    'Timothy' doesn't sound very German to me. Perhaps his real name is "Teutonic Watchstrap" but he changed it to Timothy as he figured most of us on here would never be able to spell Teutonic?

    So, are you implying that Ole' Higgy-Boo is a "Strapping" Teuton?
    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Yes, his real name is Baronet Timothy Watchstrap-on, one of the Augsburg Strap-ons, a kind of inferior Baron but the last of a noble time-keeping community. :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:

    Hey, you started it... Bondtoys! :)) :)) :))

    As long as you don't call me Deaton - everything is good for me :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Whoops... ;% Just did...
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I have noticed.... X-(
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Has anyone discovered my real name by now? :v :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Kristoff Bjorgman? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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