Perfidious Albion...

Ammo08Ammo08 Missouri, USAPosts: 387MI6 Agent
It dawned on me today that every time they remodel a building now, you enter on your left, instead of on your right, you know, like the English drive....It's a plot I tell you, a sinister plot...

I suspect that the popularity of soccer is part of it also..

and all the good television shows are from England...

8-)
"I don't know if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who mean it."-Mark Twain
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'- Benny Hill (1924-1992)

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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Mwa-ha-ha-haaa!

    Haven't noticed the left-entry thing in U.S. buildings, but perchance has there been an increase in the sale of swords in recent years? One theory on why the U.K. drives on the left is that in olden days, horsemen would pass each other on the left so that they could sword-fight with their right arms should the encounter turn hostile, rather than having to fight over the horse.
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    Ammo08 wrote:
    It dawned on me today that every time they remodel a building now, you enter on your left, instead of on your right, you know, like the English drive....It's a plot I tell you, a sinister plot...

    I suspect that the popularity of soccer is part of it also..

    and all the good television shows are from England...

    8-)
    I am a planner. I have noticed you enter to the left a good deal now. In ancient Egypt the left entrance was for females. Maybe it is not actually the Brittish taking over but women.
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Mwa-ha-ha-haaa!

    Haven't noticed the left-entry thing in U.S. buildings, but perchance has there been an increase in the sale of swords in recent years? One theory on why the U.K. drives on the left is that in olden days, horsemen would pass each other on the left so that they could sword-fight with their right arms should the encounter turn hostile, rather than having to fight over the horse.

    Similar with Japan.

    It's all about keeping your sword hand free.

    https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/Why-do-the-British-drive-on-the-left/


    Obviously, this is the correct way ;)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Ammo08 wrote:
    It dawned on me today that every time they remodel a building now, you enter on your left, instead of on your right, you know, like the English drive....It's a plot I tell you, a sinister plot...

    I suspect that the popularity of soccer is part of it also..

    and all the good television shows are from England...

    8-)
    I am a planner. I have noticed you enter to the left a good deal now. In ancient Egypt the le ft entrance was for females. Maybe it is not actually the Brittish taking over but women.

    Hush, VesperMelograno! You're giving away the evil plan worked out by liberals and feminists years ago :D :)) :))
  • Ammo08Ammo08 Missouri, USAPosts: 387MI6 Agent
    The cat is out of the bag. We're onto you. We are at this moment getting ready to infiltrate the Royal Family with an American...Pretty soon ya'll will be drinking iced tea and watching baseball....
    "I don't know if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who mean it."-Mark Twain
    'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'- Benny Hill (1924-1992)
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