Now it's official, Asp9mm is a

HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
in James Bond Memorabilia, Collecting & Props
TOTAL IDIOT!!!! :)) :)) :))


So, he's going on my nerves for weeks now as he bought this ugly dog:

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Now, everybody who knows me knows how I feel about Bremont, but he won't listen.
So, I thought that it would be good to consult a REAL WATCH EXPERT,


........and so I did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4KDT9NgOxc
President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!

Comments

  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    You’re the idiot :))

    Brilliant.
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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Boom

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    Boom

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    “Monkey stole my Rolex”. That’s hilarious. It was actually some mongoose type delinquent mammal. Not a monkey
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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Boom

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    Boom

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    “Monkey stole my Rolex”. That’s hilarious. It was actually some mongoose type delinquent mammal. Not a monkey
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Echo, Echo

    :)) :))

    And hope that for the next time, you take his brothel advise 8-)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Now when you get red cobra venom on your skin, you have to wash it off. You don’t leave your venom drenched watch on as it gets under the case and trapped between the watch and your skin. Can be nasty. Spitters are really annoying snakes to catch. Can create havoc on leather watch straps.

    I always leave my watch on when visiting brothels. That’s just common sense.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    8-) too much information here :o
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    8-) too much information here :o

    Here's some information: OHMSS premiered at The Odeon Theatre, Leicester Square, London on
    Thursday 18th December 1969! :D

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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    Higgins wrote:
    8-) too much information here :o

    Here's some information: OHMSS premiered at The Odeon Theatre, Leicester Square, London on
    Thursday 18th December 1969! :D

    DSC03833.jpg

    Why Higgins is so dumb, I bet he thought it was earlier 8-)
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Just showed it to my wife. She had many good laughs and agrees, that Asp9mm is an idiot :o
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Have you fellers been drinking? :o
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Never! {[]
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Constantly
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  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    ASP9MN is that a Kingsman wallpaper behind the photo of your lovely watch?
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    You are totally mad, totally totally mad. :)) :)) :)) :))
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    James Suzuki wrote:
    ASP9MN is that a Kingsman wallpaper behind the photo of your lovely watch?

    Certainly is. It’s a Kingsman watch too.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    edited February 2019
    Great, even more Weirdmonts.... 8-)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
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  • PPK 7.65mmPPK 7.65mm Saratoga Springs NY USAPosts: 1,253MI6 Agent
    @ Asp9mm Where did you get the SF Walther PPK?
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Q-Branch. It was standard issue a few years back B-)
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  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Dude. Even the cuff of your dressing gown looks epic.
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • The Bond ExperienceThe Bond Experience Newtown, PAPosts: 5,490Quartermasters
    OK, you officially win pic of the week!
    Asp9mm wrote:
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    No, he‘s idiot of the week, stay in line, please :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
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  • The Bond ExperienceThe Bond Experience Newtown, PAPosts: 5,490Quartermasters
    Yessir....what was I thinking, sir..........
    Higgins wrote:
    No, he‘s idiot of the week, stay in line, please :D
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  • Westward_DriftWestward_Drift Posts: 3,113MI6 Agent
    Asp9mm wrote:
    “Monkey stole my Rolex”. That’s hilarious. It was actually some mongoose type delinquent mammal. Not a monkey

    Asp9mm, it's not very nice to refer to Higgins as a mongoose type mammal. Why was he in the shower with you? :D
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Westward_Drift wrote:
    Asp9mm wrote:
    “Monkey stole my Rolex”. That’s hilarious. It was actually some mongoose type delinquent mammal. Not a monkey

    Asp9mm, it's not very nice to refer to Higgins as a mongoose type mammal. Why was he in the shower with you? :D

    Probably trying to cup his balls knowing him
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Westward_Drift wrote:
    Asp9mm wrote:
    “Monkey stole my Rolex”. That’s hilarious. It was actually some mongoose type delinquent mammal. Not a monkey

    Asp9mm, it's not very nice to refer to Higgins as a mongoose type mammal. Why was he in the shower with you? :D

    Probably trying to cup his balls knowing him

    :o :)) :)) :)) isn't that some kind of magic trick?


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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    If anything, I'd rather CUT what is still remaining after that snakebite from 2 years ago :007)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
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